Dalek found in pond

[Krug]

Dr Who Dalek found in pond - Telegraph

Looks like we're being invaded... again.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Exterminate! Exterminate! Extermiburbleburbleburble...

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

OTOH, maybe we are being invaded...

I have my TV on in the background, and they're showing an ad for the Grabit damaged screw & bolt remover- a commercial I've seen countless times- had its music up higher in volume than the vocals...and those vocals sounded just like the old, original series Battlestar Galactica Cylon Centurions!*

I know its not the TV- the Adam & Eve ad that followed it (!) sounded perfect.

* This may also be a sure sign that the economy is in worse shape than we thought- if the Cylons are working for voiceover scale pay rather than taking over the planet, things are rough all over!

 

[Aeson]

OTOH, maybe we are being invaded...

I have my TV on in the background, and they're showing an ad for the Grabit damaged screw & bolt remover- a commercial I've seen countless times- had its music up higher in volume than the vocals...and those vocals sounded just like the old, original series Battlestar Galactica Cylon Centurions!*

I know its not the TV- the Adam & Eve ad that followed it (!) sounded perfect.

* This may also be a sure sign that the economy is in worse shape than we thought- if the Cylons are working for voiceover scale pay rather than taking over the planet, things are rough all over!

 

[jaerdaph]

"Mr Brown, who trained as a pond warden with Southern Water, has been helping clear out the area for the past eight years."

Pond warden? Sounds like a Prestige Class for halflings....

 

[Wycen]

Just a piece left over from their previous attempt at invasion. No need to worry

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Pond warden? Sounds like a Prestige Class for halflings....

Or Illithids.

 

[ssampier]

Or Illithids.

I thought Illithids did run everything.

One thing is for sure, nothing will stop them. I for one, welcome our new human overlords. May I remind them that I can be helpful in rounding up slaves to work in above ground offices and factories.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Hmmm....a Pond Warden PrCl:

Prereq:

Ranger 1/ Bard 1 (they spend a lot of time alone so they have to be self-sufficient, but they may also have to entertain visitors)

5 levels in Perform: Speech

Its for the tours: "Here we see the majestic retaining wall or dam that helped form and now overlooks the southern end of Hu-Vore Pond, home of Hu-Vore the Elder Brain's larvae. I am your dam guide…After this dam tour, please don’t ask me any dam questions. Furthermore, you are not allowed to draw any dam pictures. If you do I will confiscate your dam scrolls and I know that you won’t be dam happy."

Benefits:

(Hey, you're a Pond Warden! You get a badge!)

WP & WFoc: Pond skimmer pole, WP & WFoc: Gaff Hook.

Larvae Familiars: you can treat the pond's larvae as if you had a bunch of familiars.

And...ehh...ummm...

I've gone far enough.

 

[megamania]

Dr Who Dalek found in pond - Telegraph

Looks like we're being invaded... again.

That's the damnest thing with aliens and dimensional beings.... they just keep on comin'.