DarkMatter D20: Drunk Southern Girls with Guns ... UPDATED - 8/18/05!

[Friadoc]

That's some scary stuff man. I wonder how our "heroes" are going to get out of that situation. The MiB, a UFO, and a zombie toddler, I wonder...

Hehe,

...very, very nice tale - I found it (yeap, textual equivilant of Columbus 'discovering' the new world) and I'm pleased with the story, thus far.

If this was my last 'Dark*Matter' group, I'd probably be the guy looking for a gas can, a flare, and some duct tape so as to give the lil' f'er back to his 'bad men'.

Then again, I was also witht he group who felt that flaming dwarf bombs made a lot more sense then a frontal assault.

 

[fenzer]

Jonrog1, are any of your players members of the boards here? It would be fun to get their input as well. I would imagine that things get pretty energized around the table. I for one would love a little first person commentary.

 

[jonrog1]

If this was my last 'Dark*Matter' group, I'd probably be the guy looking for a gas can, a flare, and some duct tape so as to give the lil' f'er back to his 'bad men'.

Who says the kid belongs to the bad men?

And Fenzer, Jo was writing and posting our Scarred Lands D&D Campaign "Angry Monkey's SL Story", but that got lost in the great board shift. (Famous for the line: "We're surrounded by monkeys. That's rarely good.")

She and Ross would swing by occasionally. As this is where I paid off her fear of zombie toddlers, I'll ask her to check in. Although the next one was when I really, really drove her nuts.

Literally.

 

[fenzer]

Great. I would love to hear their side of the story.

 

[KidCthulhu]

Sigh. Drool. Flesh eating toddlers. I think I love you.

 

[Breakstone]

Say, jonrog, I was a regular of your old story hour, but I never really picked up here until today.

I must admit, I'm speechless.

That toddler will keep me from sleeping tonight.

I can't wait to see what really drives Jo nuts!

 

[Friadoc]

Who says the kid belongs to the bad men?

Oh I wasn't saying the kid does, but if some blathering lil' screw job is trying to eat my neck, I'm always going to assume it belongs to someone else, who I 'think' is bad and withint range of a flesh-eating ghoul child strapped to a gas can with a ignited flare taped to it's flailing hand of cribual doom.

As this is where I paid off her fear of zombie toddlers, I'll ask her to check in. Although the next one was when I really, really drove her nuts.

Literally.

You know, is it just me or is the 'flesh eating zombie trying to eat/suck the life out of a young woman in her prime' an unusual, albeit apropo, metaphore for motherhood and childbirth?

Hehe...

 

[Hatchling Dragon]

You know, is it just me or is the 'flesh eating zombie trying to eat/suck the life out of a young woman in her prime' an unusual, albeit apropo, metaphore for motherhood and childbirth?

Ok, who left the thread unlocked and let the Psychobabalist in here? Friadoc, you should be ashamed of yourself for talking like that around a delicate (, liqured-up, freshly bitten, heavily armed,) Southern Flower like Jo!

Soo... Let's all go gang up on Wulf 'n force him to update. jonrog1 promiced he'd update only after Wulf did, and I need my fix of both Story Hours dangnabbit!

Hatchling Dragon

[Edit: Rushed, forgot the "I'm not serious" smily!!]

 

[Breakstone]

Bump!

No page 2!

 

[Hatchling Dragon]

Um... Ok, you promiced that once Wulf updated his story you'd follow suit. He posted yesterday, so where's our fix, er... Update I mean!

Hatchling Dragon