DarkMatter D20: Drunk Southern Girls with Guns ... UPDATED - 8/18/05!

[Nail]

"The eyepatch?" Richardson shrugged. "Something magic and undead in Chicago clawed Andy's eye out. Big damn hole there. Helluva thing." Richardson hesitated. "More of a helluva thing is he can still see out of it."

"I'm ... not following ..."

"He can see out of the socket. Cover his remaining eye, he can see through the eyepatch. 20/20. Better vision than mine. "

"But ... there's no eye there ..."

"Son, exactly who do you think you work for?"

Samuel gulped, moved on.

Now there's one fer th' scrap-book......

 

[dreadnought]

Ain't that the truth. I'd like to get my hands on that scrapbook.

 

[KidCthulhu]

Jonrog, Dreadnought. You people scare me.

And that's a deeply good thing.

And Contact, people do occasionally drop dead in Boston without my involvement. I can't be everywhere.

 

[dreadnought]

WE scare YOU? Hey, bud, you're the one with Cthulu on a toboggan as an icon.

Ia! indeed.

love, Dread

 

[Nail]

WE scare YOU? Hey, bud, you're the one with Cthulu on a toboggan as an icon.

Point!

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

Yes, yes, but THIS was the laugh out loud moment:

"They say she's right as rain as long as she takes all her pills and doesn't drink too much." Richardson sighed. "Only problem is, she doesn't take her pills and she drinks too much."

See, that there? That's scriptworthy. Obvious as it is, I didn't see it coming.


Wulf

 

[dreadnought]

Poor Jo. She never sees it coming either. Sometimes I wonder if there's some sort of pathological need to be hip deep in brain matter and blood imprinted on that poor Southern gal's tormented soul.

 

[Graf]

(OK so I came here looking for the angry monkies and wound up staying for the zombie maggots and weird punch lines....).

Is anybody else wondering why the psychic grandmother works for the US government? Or was that a real UFO?
(I know it is in the technical sense in that it flew and is of unknown origin -- but I mean in the bug-eyed sense).

Anyway, cheers for this!

 

[Welverin]

If you've finished all of jonrog's story hours and are still looking to fulfill your monkey quota try ForceUsers sh, it's full of monkey shines.

 

[dreadnought]

Come now, John, the thread has ended up on page 3! That is just unseemly. So here's a bump...