DarkMatter D20: Drunk Southern Girls with Guns ... UPDATED - 8/18/05!

[ledded]

Don'tcha just hate it when you're really trying to take the prisoner alive and they just don't cooperate? I have SO been there....

Great wrap. Just perfect

Yes, PierceAtWork, I believe it must be in the Rat-B*stard GM's Book of Rules, page 27, section 2:

"All key NPC children are to be made of paper mache, balsa wood, and warm marinara sauce"

Addendum:
"Note: if they are to be in a combat situation, be sure to perforate the paper mache prior to start"


Great, great work jonrog1. Once again, I am completely impressed, great story with a great wrap to it. Bravo.

Jim

 

[Lola]

Fenzer.... why? *Begins looking over shoulder nervously. He must be... one of THEM!*

I can't believe that aliens would like to eat... um, rump gizzard. Wouldn't that be awfully tough? I'd attack GenCon, personally... all those plump, Cheeto and pizza-fed gamers... so bad for your arteries, but really, it's only once a year!

 

[fenzer]

Listen Lola, anyone who can peer into "The Core" of Johns mind and stand toe to quill with the "green pen" that is his madness deserves the respect and admiration of all gamers.

I, for one, extend my hand. Well done.

Besides, you can't tell me that twin 9 mils aren't sexy.

 

[Carnifex]

Its been ages since I last read any of this awesome story hour, so I spent most of this morning catching up...

... and that ET parody was sick! sick! sick! But hilarious at the same time Great stuff as usual!

 

[Lola]

Besides, you can't tell me that twin 9 mils aren't sexy.

Oh, I dunno. There's something about a sawed-off shotgun. And I often fantasize about my ex with a crossbow bolt in his throat. Knives are sexy in rituals, or for decoration.

Sooooo... now that you've teased us with a trailer of the next story, Jonrog, when are you putting out?

 

[paulewaug]

excellent!
What's not to love about that?

So you say the last of the Dark*Matter d20 eps.
does that mean there is more to come that has been run using a different system?

Have you started using the Savage Worlds system yet?

BTW thanks for the great story hour!

 

[Piratecat]

The Core. Anal corers. An unhealthy fascination? I hope not!

But oh, how I love it. What a great game.

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

Oh, I dunno. There's something about a sawed-off shotgun. And I often fantasize about my ex with a crossbow bolt in his throat. Knives are sexy in rituals, or for decoration.

OK...is anyone else slightly creeped out by that?

 

[Lola]

OK...is anyone else slightly creeped out by that?

Pfft, if you were creeped out by that, why are you reading this particular storyhour, hmm? I mean, look up at the poll and see which options are "winning", 'nuff said!

 

[WhatKu]

Bumping for justice.