DarkMatter D20: Drunk Southern Girls with Guns ... UPDATED - 8/18/05!

[Thomas Hobbes]

(Isn't that for great justice?)

How's the cooking coming, Jonrog?

 

[ledded]

OK...is anyone else slightly creeped out by that?

I dunno man, I was *much* more creeped out by that Liza Minelli avatar...

 

[Lola]

I dunno man, I was *much* more creeped out by that Liza Minelli avatar...

Liza?!? Do you see any donuts, small dogs, and/or gay men (closeted and/or out)? Darnit, now that I know people are associating me with a woman whose exhubby called her a fata$$ on national tv, I'm going to have to get a new schtick. And do you know how long that takes? First you have to raise the ticks to maturity, and just mentioning the cost of applying the sch...

 

[Jon Potter]

I'm going to have to get a new schtick. And do you know how long that takes? First you have to raise the ticks to maturity, and just mentioning the cost of applying the sch...

<HIJACK>

Lola, you are too funny!

</HIJACK>

 

[Nail]

<HIJACK>

Lola, you are too funny!

</HIJACK>

...but only on mondays. Thank god.

Nice story. Good ending.

 

[ledded]

Liza?!? Do you see any donuts, small dogs, and/or gay men (closeted and/or out)?

No, but if I did I'm sure I've suppressed them along with some of the other horrifying images generated by this thread... ah, good 'ole self defense mechanisms, jonrog1 you are giving my fragile mental balance a nice spinning class. Thanks!

Darnit, now that I know people are associating me with a woman whose exhubby called her a fata$$ on national tv, I'm going to have to get a new schtick. And do you know how long that takes? First you have to raise the ticks to maturity, and just mentioning the cost of applying the sch...

But they taste so good in butter. With garlic. Crunchy even, high in iron.

Oh wait, that's schnails...

 

[fenzer]

John, rented The Core last night. Enjoyed as much this time as I did the first.

I have to say that with a name like John Rodgers I expected (read: assumed) that you were a Brit. But after watching the making of documentory on the DVD, I was mistaken.

See what happens when you assume.

Anyway, I hope the DVD rentals/sales are strong and that you are getting a piece of the action.

And now that I have plugged The Core for you again, would it kill ya to update your story hours?

 

[jonrog1]

John, rented The Core last night. Enjoyed as much this time as I did the first.

I have to say that with a name like John Rodgers I expected (read: assumed) that you were a Brit. But after watching the making of documentory on the DVD, I was mistaken.

It's the "d" everyone assumes is in the name. That IS the British spelling. I am D-less and only one generation down from County Roscommon in the Ould Country.

Which can be confirmed by my weak-ass beard. My Welsh friend called me and chewed me out. "Saw The Core commentary. None of us but the Scots can grow a full beard. Shave it off."

My wife prefers the beard, though, and she wins this one.

I'll add an update next week, when I'm on the road.

 

[Allanon]

I was noted to the existence of this gem of a storyhour by a post asking where there were good d20 modern story hours. Boy does Fenzer know his stuff.

I've just read this complete storyhour in one day and I want... scrap that... need an update. This game is so going into my library of things to do to my group. I just hope I can describe the visuals as I have had them while reading this. Although eating a warmed portion of lasagna while reading the mutilated cows wasn't a good idea

[suck-up-mode engaged]Oh and btw... I've recently rented The Core and I think it was a great movie... [/disengaged] (I still mean it though)

P.S. I'd like to quote a piece of this storyhour I like the most but copy/pasting the whole thing is just too much work

 

[Pierce]

Speaking of copy/pasting the whole thing:

Jonrog, are you planning on uploading the entire work to the archives? I've got a couple of friends who (gasp!) don't have net access, and I'd love to print a copy of the story for them.