Death banned in French town

Was it Death Becomes Her in which rich Hollywood people became unable to die, but could still be injured? They ended having to have horrendous corrective surgery because they kept fighting amongst themselves in a very slapstick way...imagine that applied to D&D!

"You've had your head cut off."
"Yes. And no matter how hard I try, I can't get it to balance back on my neck. Pesky fighters with their vorpal swords."
 

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hong said:
The Python quotient of this board is extremely disappointing. :cool:

http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/mol/m-13-vii.htm

"Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and say 'let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this'. Well, you're dead now, so shut up!"
-- the Grim Reaper

Talking to myself, yadda yadda. In the interests of fair play and all that:

"Be quiet! Englishmen, you're all so f*cking pompous, and none of you have got any balls."
-- the GR again


Unfortunately, we Austrians seem to have been left out entirely. A shame, that. :)
 

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