That's sort of like my ~60 year old aunt turning to me and saying, "I'd bang him!" in response to a commercial with Emeril playing in the background that I didn't hear at Grandma's Christmas Dinner Table this year. A few of my older relatives wanted to know why me and my sister were laughing so hard.
Darn funny, Sialia.
Hey, while on the (off) topic of "non-Eric's Grandma posts", I'm currently working on a SH for a game that is 18 and up, with the resulting mature content. I'm pretty sure that I can clean things up a bit to make it PG-13, but not something I'd want my Grandma to read. Of course, most of my favorite SHs have references to torture, murder, Pre-marital Hanky Panky and the like, so are the standards a bit looser in Story Hour? Thoughts?