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[Aurora]

Youre safe Dog Moon, I'm here now

 

[Dog Moon]

Youre safe Dog Moon, I'm here now

Whew.

 

[Aurora]

Whew.

It's your hot chick avatar. You know, the one I told you to switch back to. LOL It confuses people. I still think you should keep it though.

 

[Aurora]

Durin Ironshield of the iron hills pays a visit to the Elven King of Mirkwood.

"Sir", says Durin, "We have decided to go to war with ye."

The elven king looks incredulous, but takes war seriously. "We? Who is this we?", he says sternly.

"Well, that would be me, me brother Thorin, his son Durin, our cousins Olin and Golin, and our pop Thrain."

"My good Dwarf, I have 1100 elves at my command that can be ready to move on a moment's notice.", says the king.

"Oh.", replies Durin. "Let me get back to ye on that."

The Dwarf leaves, but returns two days later.

"Ok king, I have rounded up two more cousins and we a few axes between us all."

"Sir Dwarf, I have 300 of the finest archers around, plus my royal guards are all spellsingers, armed with swords of sharpness."

"Oh, well, I see." The Dwarf lord thinks a bit. "Let me come back to ye."

And he leaves to return again in two days.

"Ok king, we have rounded up a few more swords and I think we are ready".

"You should know my good dwarf that I have since raised the size of my elven army to 1300."

"Ah hek!", and the dwarf leaves. He comes back the next day.

"Well king, I am afraid we have to call off the war."

"I am sorry to hear that. Was it the power of my elven army that changed your mind?"

"Nah, I spoke to all my kin and we decided that we just did not have the room for 1300 prisoners."

 

[megamania]

I refuse to post in this thread.

any reason why?

 

[megamania]

"Nah, I spoke to all my kin and we decided that we just did not have the room for 1300 prisoners."

You have the mindset of a dwarf down perfectly.

 

[Aurora]

You have the mindset of a dwarf down perfectly.

I would like to take credit for that joke, but, alas, it is not mine.

 

[megamania]

I would like to take credit for that joke, but, alas, it is not mine.

Well its still funny I will undoubtably "borrow" it the next time the group hit a tavern.

 

[JonnyFive]

Very well. "Nice combat boots. Want a massage?"

HEY!! thats my line!

 

[Jdvn1]

Except for someone else occasionally jumping in and saying something, like us.

Wait, I'm confused. Like what?