Delete Me

[Dannyalcatraz]

Where do you find a turtle with no arms and no legs?

Right where you left him...and don't bother naming him, he won't come if you call...

Unless...

 

[Aeson]

I vaguely remember that. So you were confused BEFORE that then?

I will not answer that without my lawyer present.

 

[Aeson]

I'll nibble on the popcorn a little too, if that's okay, though by now it's probably cold and the show over.

This show is never over but does show a lot of reruns. I'm not a big popcorn eater so I left some for ya.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

What kind of presents do you give your lawyer? I'm a lawyer, and no one gives me presents!

 

[Aeson]

What kind of presents do you give your lawyer? I'm a lawyer, and no one gives me presents!

Jerk. No wonder your a lawyer.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Mmmmm...Jerk! I love jerk..

That's chicken, you pervs!

 

[Aeson]

Mmmmm...Jerk! I love jerk..

That's chicken, you pervs!

Why are you calling us pervs? Your the one that says he likes to jerk his chicken.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

No! I said I like jerk chicken...but I don't know how to make it.

I guess I like it when others jerk the chicken...

wait...that's still not right...

I only eat chicken jerked by others...

ummm...no...

I like jamaican food?

 

[Tinker Gnome]

I jerk my chicken....man, that never does come out right.

 

[Dog Moon]

No! I said I like jerk chicken...but I don't know how to make it.

I guess I like it when others jerk the chicken...

wait...that's still not right...

I only eat chicken jerked by others...

ummm...no...

I like jamaican food?

Man, I totally need a remote for this movie so we can fast forward to the good parts.