Joke: A CENSORED, a CENSORED and a CENSORED walk into the US Congress, and the CENSORED says to the CENSORED "Hey! Look at the CENSORED on that CENSORED!" The CENSORED responds "Quiet! Don't you know the NSA is listening in to everything we're saying?" The CENSORED then says to the others "Big CENSORED deal- my CENSORED CENSORED does that anyway, while CENSORED!" They look at him in amazement and ask "And Brett Fahvre too?"
(PS: That joke works equally well with Salvador Dali or Vlad Tepes.)
Pickup Line: "Hey- does that thing have a Hemi? Sweeet!" (I live in Texas)
(PS: That joke works equally well with Salvador Dali or Vlad Tepes.)
Pickup Line: "Hey- does that thing have a Hemi? Sweeet!" (I live in Texas)