Delete Me

[Aurora]

How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?

There's white-out on the screen.

 

[Aurora]

A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP!" In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"

The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?"
"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.

 

[Aeson]

Q: Why do blondes take the pill?















A: So they know what day of the week it is.

 

[Aurora]

I have heard so many blonde jokes. They all crack me up.

 

[Aeson]

Q: How did the blonde die ice fishing?












A: She was run over by the zambonis machine
(note: for you REAL blondes out there that is the machine that makes ice in the ice-skating rinks!).

 

[Aeson]

10 signs a redneck was on a computer

1) The monitor is up on blocks.

2) Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.

3) The six front keys have rotted out.

4) The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them.

5) The numeric keypad only goes up to six.

6) The password is "Bubba".

7) The CPU has a gun rack mount.

8) There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.

9) The keyboard is camouflaged.

10) The mouse is referred to as a "critter".

 

[Dog Moon]

Wow, a redneck joke. I thought those had died a long time ago.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?

A: Only 1- all the rest are true stories.

 

[Aurora]

Wow, a redneck joke. I thought those had died a long time ago.

Nah, if you beat a dead horse long enough, it gets funny again.

 

[dragonhead]

you might be a red neck if your family tree is a family stick