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[Aurora]

I was sitting here with the phone ok...g....6..e.....3 and so forth. It took less time coming up with it than it did to type it out.

LOL. I had a friend in HS who had some phone number to a local church's "scripture-a-day" recording. She used to give out that as her phone number. LOL. Personally, I never had any problem just saying that I had a boyfriend.

 

[Aeson]

LOL. I had a friend in HS who had some phone number to a local church's "scripture-a-day" recording. She used to give out that as her phone number. LOL. Personally, I never had any problem just saying that I had a boyfriend.

That is a good number to give out.

Give them your boyfriend's number.

 

[Aurora]

That is a good number to give out.

Give them your boyfriend's number.

Giving out my boyfriend's phone number could backfire. You know, if someone ever called me on that lie in front of my husband.

 

[Aurora]

WHat women really mean when they say something:

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
We need = I want
It's your decision = the correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = you'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive
I'll be ready in a minute = kick off your shoes & find a good game on tv
You have to learn to communicate = just agree with me

 

[JonnyFive]

*looks around* oooo a new hive area?

the pickup line i used on my wife "nice combat boots, want a massage?"

 

[Aeson]

*looks around* oooo a new hive area?

the pickup line i used on my wife "nice combat boots, want a massage?"

I think that line is a variant of a not so grandma friendly one.

The hivemind is really like the Borg. We assimilate other threads into the collective.

 

[Aurora]

I was thinking we are more of a cult.

 

[Joker]

*looks around* oooo a new hive area?

Nah, it's just two posters flirting .

 

[Dog Moon]

Nah, it's just two posters flirting .

Except for someone else occasionally jumping in and saying something, like us.

 

[Aurora]

Nice