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An Elf, Human, and Dwarf order a beer. When the beer arrives, a fly lands in each one.

The Elf shoves the beer away in disdain.

The Human flicks the fly away and drinks the beer.

The Dwarf picks the fly up by the wings, holding it over his glass and screams, "Spit it all out you little *******!"
 

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Aurora said:
An Elf, Human, and Dwarf order a beer. When the beer arrives, a fly lands in each one.

The Elf shoves the beer away in disdain.

The Human flicks the fly away and drinks the beer.

The Dwarf picks the fly up by the wings, holding it over his glass and screams, "Spit it all out you little *******!"

Sounds about right :p
 

megamania said:
So what if two people are flirting here
Nothing wrong with a little harmless flirting. Has anyone told you what beautiful eyes you have, mega?
 
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Dog Moon said:
He has beautiful 'eyes'? Not sure I've ever heard of that part of the human anatomy. :confused:
Fixed it. :p
I was typing in a hurry. I do that sometimes. It's a pain chatting on a message board while playing a PC game.
 


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