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[Aurora]

I can't believe this thread is going to soon catch the "Test Post Please Ignore" thread. Considering this thread was started a full 2 weeks after the other. Must be all the jokes.....speaking of......

 

[ssampier]

That stuff is never as good as the real thing.

It varies from person to person.

 

[Aurora]

A little boy was sent into a drug store to buy his dad a 2 liter bottle of soda. While he was in there he passed the condom section, and he started to read the lables. The clerk, a little concerned with what the boy would be reading left the register and went over to the boy. He put his hand on the boy's shoulder and said, "Move along son. this isn't for you yet." The boy expressing concern said, "Sir, what are these for?" The clerk, feeling noble said, "People use these to have safe sex. They help to protect from diseases and such." Pointing to the 3 pack, he asked, "What are these for?" The clerk said, "That is for high school boys. One on Friday, one on Saturday, and one on Sunday. Next he pointed to the 6 pack and asked what it was for. The clerk said, "That's for college boys. Two on Friday, two on Saturday, and Two on Sunday. Almost satisfied, the boy asked what the large 12 pack was for. The clerk said, "Thats for married men. One in January, one in February"- and the boy ran out of the store.

 

[ssampier]

Tender and plump TEETH?

I just don't think that's possible.

Avoid the chickens with big TEETH.

 

[Aeson]

I had a joke here but it wasn't as funny as I hoped.

 

[Dog Moon]

I had a joke here but it wasn't as funny as I hoped.

I still laughed.

 

[Tinker Gnome]

A little boy was sent into a drug store to buy his dad a 2 liter bottle of soda. While he was in there he passed the condom section, and he started to read the lables. The clerk, a little concerned with what the boy would be reading left the register and went over to the boy. He put his hand on the boy's shoulder and said, "Move along son. this isn't for you yet." The boy expressing concern said, "Sir, what are these for?" The clerk, feeling noble said, "People use these to have safe sex. They help to protect from diseases and such." Pointing to the 3 pack, he asked, "What are these for?" The clerk said, "That is for high school boys. One on Friday, one on Saturday, and one on Sunday. Next he pointed to the 6 pack and asked what it was for. The clerk said, "That's for college boys. Two on Friday, two on Saturday, and Two on Sunday. Almost satisfied, the boy asked what the large 12 pack was for. The clerk said, "Thats for married men. One in January, one in February"- and the boy ran out of the store.

Lawl.

 

[Aeson]

I still laughed.

But you were laughing at me not with me.

 

[Jdvn1]

Avoid the chickens with big TEETH.

Very wise words.

 

[Aeson]

Avoid anything with big teeth. They might eat your face.