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Aurora said:
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup,the doctor
called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a
very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your
husband will surely die." "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Try to be
pleasant in general, and make sure he stays in a good mood. For lunch make him a
nutritious meal. For dinner prepare something nice and healthy again. Don't burden him
with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will
only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with your husband several
times a week and satisfy his every whim. "If you can do this for the next 1 to 2
months, I think your husband will regain his health completely. On the way home, the
husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?" "You're going to
die," she replied.

Yup- I have heard of this one before. Still made me smile to hear it again although.
 

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Sleep is rare

Restful Sleep is a mere myth

For me to get over 6 hours of sleep means I'm sick


For me to get over 8 hours of sleep leaves me with a hurting back.
 

Saw the Spider-Man III previeew and Bond Saturday night. Both were very good. Spider-man III should kick some serious backside.

If you like the movie version of Bond vs Ian Fleming's Bond go to the rental store. THIS Bond was directly out of the original novels and very good. VERY different from the other Bond movies.

That's all I will say since not all here have seen it and I don't want to ruin it.
 



I'm back but for a minute or two. It does seem quiet here. The store was quiet also. Did something (like a major disaster) happen to keep folks home?
 


megamania said:
Sleep is rare

Restful Sleep is a mere myth

For me to get over 6 hours of sleep means I'm sick


For me to get over 8 hours of sleep leaves me with a hurting back.

I slept 12.5 hours last night!
 



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