Demonic religious saying suggestions

[Voadam]

I'll be guest playing an existing character in an upcoming game. It is set in a homebrew cosmology but uses D&D cosmology demons. The character is an evil violent goof patterned on Richard from the webcomic Looking for Group. He has a high religion skill and is a demon worshipper. I'm not up to speed on the homebrew gods but I am on the D&D demons and wanted to get a few snappy one liners incorporating them for use during the game.

So far I've got:

"As St. Demogorgon says, two heads are better than one."

"Pazuzu Above!"

Suggestions for others?

 

[Evilhalfling]

"Not even Baophet could find his way out of ... "
"Mother of Night !"
"It smells like Jubliex in here."

I always liked "Blood for the Blood God. Rah!, Rah! Rah!" said like a cheerleader. not sure which demon it could be used for.

 

[Alisair Longreach]

How about some Orwellian doublethink phrases:

Slavery is Freedom

Hate is Love

A closed mind is a safe mind

Destruction is Creation by another name

 

[Scribble]

"rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrgh!!!"

 

[Nifft]

How about some Orwellian doublethink phrases:

Slavery is Freedom
Hate is Love
A closed mind is a safe mind

Far too Lawful for a demon, IMHO.


Glabrezu reference: "On the one hand, X... on the other hand, Y... but on the gripping claws, synthesis of X & Y."

An extra of a thing = "...and one for Graz'zt luck" (reference to extra fingers).

Cheers, -- N

 

[Celebrim]

I would think that if you are a demon worshipper, you wouldn't be so flippant or disrepectful. You might well be CE and be flippant and disrepectful to everything, but presumably at least in this case you actually admire demonic things and are worshipful of them.

I'm not sure I want to provide you good ideas. That might be getting a bit too much in character.

"Destruction is Creation by another name." - This is chaotic neutral. A demon gets the sentiment, but wonders why you'd want creation in the first place. Destruction is superior to creation. Destruction first, destruction second, destruction last.

 

[Ambrus]

How about comically misrembering/mispronouncing Zzyczesiya's name as a curse?

"By zyyzyz... zzyziuccaca... by zzyseeyihaw... By the Hells! Can I buy a vowel here?"

 

[Andor]

I'd think a lot of swearing by body parts.

By Demogorgon's second head!

By Pazuzu's thundrous bowels!

By the burning blood of Jublex!

You get the idea.

 

[Scribble]

"Destruction is Creation by another name." - This is chaotic neutral. A demon gets the sentiment, but wonders why you'd want creation in the first place. Destruction is superior to creation. Destruction first, destruction second, destruction last.

This kind of makes me think of taking a tip from Agent Smith in The Matrix. He just hates the Matrix, and everything about it, and just wants to do whatever to get rid of it.

 

[jaerdaph]

Where there's a whip, there's a way!

Where there's a whip, there's a way!