Demonic religious saying suggestions

[Andor]

Actually, I now want to use the phrase "By Demogorgon's third head!" as soon as I can. Though I probably shouldn't.

See, I was trying to be subtle. But if you prefer...

By the gelatinous jiggiling junk of Jubilex!

By the floppy, withered, bra-less grandma teats of Baba-Yaga!

That's more complex than Tiamat's 5-way!

Better than a Marilith's hand- ... task!

That's thornier than a horny spined demon!

 

[jaerdaph]

"Your mother's in here. Would you like to leave a message? I'll see that she gets it."

"Lick me, lick me!"

"Do you know what your daughter did?"

"Can you help an old altar boy father?"

 

[CleverNickName]

"Now that's entertainment!"

-Vlaad the Impaler

 

[Necronomicus]

Was that from the Myth Adventures?

 

[Necronomicus]

'Just a spoonful of Paladin's Blood helps the indegestion. You should try it.'

'Virgins are good for one thing: I forgot.'

'What's the difference between a Demon and a Devil? One runs the Hells and the other just runs.'

 

[darjr]

'The end is ... glack ... Blearg ... TharizidunWillConsumeYouALL!'

 

[falcarrion]

In the name of Orcus! I will deflower your virgins on a mattress stuffed with your angelic wings!

 

[Ambrus]

I will deflower your virgins on a mattress stuffed with your angelic wings!

For the win!

 

[InVinoVeritas]

There's always the Decorator Demon from Kids in the Hall.

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