Dire Kobolds Set to Invade Gencon

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Dire kobolds set to invade Gencon

In the small upstart gaming country of Utah, an army of dire kobolds (under the leadership of the evil, power mad, pseudo wizard Ross) prepares for an invasion of the four best days in gaming. Their spokesman, one Gimp recently held a press conference about their plans. “We will eat all you puny…not so puny…really big human monsters.” When asked to elaborate, Gimp yelled and pounced on the reporter, presumably eating him, although no one remained to verify the fact.

We can only surmise that the assault on Gencon will be met with all possible resistance, assuming anyone can stop laughing long enough to pick up a sword. If you wish to participate in the defense, please visit the DireKobold.com booth (#1441) and sign up.

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Ohh... Yeah I guess I should mention that we're going to have a booth at GenCon. :eek: Thanks Glenn. Stop by. Negative Zero will be there hawking Improved Initiative and will have laptops and if they let us... Candy! Yes you heard me right.... It's going to be fun.
 

Drawmack

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OMG - It's true Ross has finally gone completely insane - providing candy to gamers. what is he thinking. They are all going to get a sugar buzz.

Next he'll give them Mt. Dew too.
 

Leopold

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Drawmack said:
OMG - It's true Ross has finally gone completely insane - providing candy to gamers. what is he thinking. They are all going to get a sugar buzz.

Next he'll give them Mt. Dew too.


and cheetohs...gotta have cheetohs...
 

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