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DM seeks help in 'touchy' situation

KnowTheToe said:
It is not a re-run to people who have not seen it. I hate when a good troll gets spoiled. There was so much more good advice to be had. I wanted to wait a little and then post about my similar experience and see how it went from there.

Like those dumb TV ads... "If you haven't seen it, it's new to you!"
I don't think I spoiled any troll... If the troll got spoiled, it's probably from the people who said, "Hey, this is a troll."

Maybe that's a problem with ENWorld... We spoil our trolls. :-)
 

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Dear Bugaboo,

I can not believe you would even consider this. The man's character DIED, for crying out loud. What kind of DM are you? I mean, really.

In my campaign, DEAD is DEAD, and THAT is THAT. I have some female players, and let me tell you, they are HOT! But would I resurrect their characters in return for some nookie!? Hell NO! Them's the breaks, girlie, we play HARDCORE here! If you don't like it, why don't you just go play with some of them White Wolf Weenies, I hear they just start over with a VAMPIRE game when some munchkin HUNTER turned WEREWOLF bites the big one in the butt.

If you were a REAL DM, like me, this would never have even come up. She'd have been too scared to even mention the idea, because she would have KNOWN... you were a hardcore DM. Those HOT female players in my campaign? The topic has NEVER come up. That's right. That's how HARDCORE we are.

You can be, too. You just need to grow a spine.

Your bud,
Gnosaes (ignore the sig - that's my evil soft-bellied yellow-backed bleeding heart so-not-hardcore-it-hurts evil twin)
 

I can't believe some people's priorities.

Nookie > Game.

Very simple.

When a player in my group had to blow off an important game just because he, quote "had a date for the prom", I was the one who supported his choice. It's not like any of the rest of us had dates.

Oh, wait, there's the adultery thing. Hmmm... try asking her if her husband's OK with the idea? I mean, if it's open and aboveboard ...
 



Oh, wait, there's the adultery thing. Hmmm... try asking her if her husband's OK with the idea? I mean, if it's open and aboveboard ...

LoL.

OKay Bob, here's the deal- your wife offered to "Roll my d20" if I'd bring back your diviner after that little dragon incident. Now that sounds like a bargain to me, but I just want to get your go-ahead before the two of us see if we can't "threaten a few crits" if you follow. So, this all sound cool to you? Thanks.
 

mythago said:
Are any of 'em single? ;)
They're wedded to the GAME, man, JUST LIKE ME, cuz we are THAT HARDCORE.

Ahem. Sorry. Back to reality...

No, they're not. Of the female roleplayers I know in Austin, one is married, one is dating a really cute/nice/etc guy, and the other two are dating each other. So no luck all around.
 


I think it´s a fair trade: You give something to her husband, and she gives something to you...

The real issue is if you allow ressurection in your game. If you are confortable with that...go for it.
Make everyone happy, been happy in the process.
 

I dont see why there's any question here.

She offered to do something 'special' for you right?

Just tell her; well, ok, I dont find many people into the kind of stuff that I like, but I'll take you up on that offer. Make her bring the bowl of mayonnaise though - youre the GM, you shouldnt have to do all the work.

Administer some serious Bugaboo Lurve, let them true rez the diviner - I'm sure it works on dragon doo. Of course you might not rez the right person if the dragon has been scarfin' people down like burger rings. Ah well, omelettes.


Later that session after the diviner has been rezzed, pop some caps in the diviner again. Youve gotta be hard. And fair.

-edit. cant spell.
 
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