DM seeks help in 'touchy' situation

[coyote6]

Bugaboo, there are important questions that must be answered before a fair response to your questions can be given.

First, has a photograph of the female player in question ever appeared in Airwolf's signature?

 

[Nightfall]

Bug, you almost got me. But unfortunately for you, I can only be mentally screwed with ONCE per week. Angel already did that.

 

[Samnell]

Of all people, I'm amazed Bugaboo has this problem. Doesn't the basic package for the DM Friends' network include a table equating "something special" with dollar amounts so the DM can judge what the proper equivalent to monatery payment would be to get a dead PC restored?

 

[Pylar]

Never slide your longsword into another mans sheath..

Dude,

The lady asked if there's ANYTHIng she can do for you. If I were you I would have smiled, said sure...Then handed her the bill for my car payment...or rent. Remember real life is more important than a game And it would teach the lady (and I use that word loosely) a lesson.

 

[Desdichado]

Dude, isn't the answer obvious? You shag the guy's wife in exchange for bringing him back, but only as a channelled personality through the paladin's mount. If he wants a real resurrection, you put the pressure on the couple to get his wife's sister in the mix too. I mean, what DM wouldn't bring a character back for a little two on one action?

Oh, and $50. And maybe all the Mountain Dew you can drink for a year to, if you really want to play hardball with the negotiations.

 

[jdavis]

As we're cleaning up some of our foodstuff mess, she asks me, point-blank, "Is there anything special I can do to convince you to bring (name withheld)'s wizard back?" She's saying this as she gently puts her hand on my neck near the back of my earlobe, and looks at me with this quirky little grin. "You know, I'd hate to see him upset so badly that you guys stop playing D&D together."

She then stretches up to whisper in my ear something the moderators won't let me repeat here.

Only agree to this if it's done "In Character", then it's not cheating, it's just good roleplaying.

I guess I'm looking for feedback: What's a good way to bring the wizard back to life? And how can I legitimize the manuver so that he's not a "specialist" diviner anymore (but he's got all of his other standard mage stuff)?

Have a druid reincarnate the character, as a gnome, change him from diviner to illusionist. Make them quest for somebody to grant them a wish spell to return him to normal.

 

[jgbrowning]

I wonder if this is the appropriate time to mention the utility of the cure disease spell?


joe b.

 

[Ashwyn]

Don't be a fool.

 

[Celtavian]

Re

ROFLMAO. I see a new topic for a Jerry Springer Show.

"My Wife Slept with the DM to get my Character Back."


Loving devotion or unfaithfulness? Next week on Springer.

LOL.

 

[mythago]

Only agree to this if it's done "In Character", then it's not cheating, it's just good roleplaying.

I'm positive there was a "What's New with Phil and Dixie" strip about this.