Do created beings have nipples and navels?

[Agamon]

The real question is, do created beings have an appendix?

 

[Cthulhudrew]

What other purpose do they serve besides for that and fun? Temperature gauges?

Decorative.

Also, sometimes, weaponry can be hidden there. ("Yeah, baby!")

 

[dpmcalister]

My only question is... why the "Pirates!" descriptor?

 

[Huw]

The real question is, do created beings have an appendix?

The really real question is: do created beings have a functional appendix? Imagine creating an army of soldiers who only need to eat grass.

 

[Ambrus]

My only question is... why the "Pirates!" descriptor?

Why not the Pirates! descriptor?

My guess is that such features are like the tail fins on a 57 Cadillac Eldorado; entirely for show.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

My only question is... why the "Pirates!" descriptor?

I think it's obvious!

 

[Fenris]

The real question is, do created beings have an appendix?

Yeap, right before the glossary and the index!

 

[BigFreekinGoblinoid]

This isn't going to degenerate into another conversation about why men have nipples is it?

 

[Agamon]

Yeap, right before the glossary and the index!

Ba-dump-bump!

Pirates? Are we talking aout Keira Knightly now? I like her superfluous body parts. And the non-superfluous ones, too.

 

[kirinke]

This isn't going to degenerate into another conversation about why men have nipples is it?

Welll. It does seem weird that they still have em. I mean, it is rather unnessisary.