Cool Thread.
My Kung Fu is stronger then your Kung Fu!!!
Tae bo!!! 2 Weeks!!! - j/k
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What a great thread, very interesting indeed.
Do you study a martial art?
Sure do.
Many many, it's hard to keep track sometimes, but mostly my own bastardized version of old yang style t'ai chi ch'uan, hmmm... over 22 years now.
And before you jump the gun and think you know what I do I'll dispel a few ideas, no, I don't do it for meditation or spiritual, no, I rarely do it slow, and no, I don't care how forms look.
I'm currently mostly involved in my sparing, tui shou, chi sao, chin na, dim mok, touch range strikes and many many weapons, oh how I love my weapons...
Any good stories or experiences to relate?
Mmmm... I donno, even though I've been in a lot of fights and stuff it seems kinda lame to talk about them unless there is a specific point to it.
Maybe, the best thing i've learned is know the limits of what you can do (whether they are stylistic, skill, mental, or physical limits), to both overcome them and to understand how exploit other peoples limits when in combat.
How about some advice for gamers who might want to begin studying for themselves.
Find a style that holds your interest for starters, if you really want to learn about say breaking boards, you probably don't want to do a style that is mostly about throwing people, if you don't like rolling around on the floor don't take Brazilian jujitsu, if you like to dance maybe capuera is for you, in you want to learn about a weapon it's probably not a good idea to focus on an empty hand style.
Ask yourself what do I really want to learn the style for? What do you want to do with it? And maybe more importantly figure out what you don't want to do?
To defend yourself?
To hurt people for fun?
To show off your Leetness?
To help get better coordination?
To cure your hypertension?
To get out of the house?
To hang out with your friends?
To be safer when you fall off your bike?
To jump around like a power ranger?
To become a disciple of a golden god?
To compete in a ring?
There are many arts that can help you do all of these things and more.
It's time to do a little research on your own now.
Cost can be a factor, look at your budget and how much you can afford to spend on a regular basis.
Then find a school that sounds like it might do what you want that is close enough to get to on a regular basis, if it's to hard to get there you'll probably stop going after a while.
Then make sure the teacher isn't to much of a jack azz, check out the class, ask if you can watch what the class is doing from the side for an hour or so to see if this looks like something you want to do, look to see how the teacher treats the students.
Then if it still seems like something you want to be involved in go for it! Just make sure it's going to be enjoyable to you, that's what should really matter.
Here's a question for eveyrone out there.
I don't know when this occurred to me, but it seems that all the martial arts I have seen always wind up with the aggressor losing in any given situation. No matter how we are taught to deal with a situation, we all take advantage of the fact that someone else has committed to a single attack and learn all manner of unfriendly things to do to them.
I suppose this is consistent with the fact that many empty-hand forms grew out of the need to defend one's person and family, but I wonder if there is anyone out there who has been taught the opposite - to initiate an attack, overcome a solid defense, and subdue an opponent.
This is sort of an academic question. I don't think we should all run out and jump people, but I'm interested to see what everyone thinks.
As far as my training goes, I would think that the best way to do this would be to launch an attack at about knee level to either hobble or stun the opponent and then proceeding. Anything else would seem to open me up to a counter too easily.
Ideas?
Now you're talking my language.
I am very proactive in my fighting style, much more then when I was younger.
I close the distance and prepare to launch an all out attack at the slightest hint of an attack.
I don't allow them to take a stance or allow them to begin a body movement that can become an attack, also any attempt they make to touch me will result in an attack.
I used to hold back a lot more, not wanting to hurt people to much when I was attacked, at time this has resulted in me getting tired out or eventually getting hit.
I don't do that anymore, now I strike as quickly as possible and build up to a more devastating attack in a quick manner that will end the fight in seconds.
I've been told that it takes 1/3 the time to punch or kick a target, then it does to for that target to counter that punch or kick. So from the time your eyes see the blow coming, it will take 3 times longer to respond to it then you actually have.
The time ratio is off, I cant recall the "real" numbers. But it was something to that effect. The point being unless you know when the blow is coming you cannot block it. You can get lucky, true.
What do you kids think about this?
I don't know if the exact amount of time is true, but I've seen people of great ability unable to block attacks because it's to fast, some people are inhumanly fast they can kick you in the head before you can even begin to raise your arm to block, as if an arm could block a kick that is moving at that kind of speed.
The eyes can also be fooled, an attack like an axe kick hits on it's return, a lot of people fail to block it (I've seen knock outs resulting from this).
From experience the best think seems to be (for me) to make contact at a touch range, after that it's all about waiting for them to make a mistake and exploiting it.
Also being in contact allows you to feel what they are preparing to do through weight shifts, muscle contractions, etc.
Also I always keep my eyes looking into the opponents, never my target, it will tell you his target but wont telegraph yours, unless your opponent is doing the same, in which case I will look at false targets.
Also blocking is overrated, you really want to not be hit at all, some people will destroy the part of your body you block with because they have such powerful abilities, Advanced Uechi-Ryu Karate practitioners will for starters, it's better to not be hit at all.
One of the reasons I don't like iron body techniques.
Actually, I think that "the aggressor loses" is a big fallacy in the arts. I don't advocate starting fights, but I also advocate the fact that the fight starts well before the first punch is thrown. If I'm in a situation where I've got a bunch of people around me and I can tell that the leader is psyching himself up by talking trash, that a fight is definitely going to happen, then I am DEFINITELY going to strike first and hard.
Because we don't want to start fights, most of our techniques are reactive. But when we do sparring, we learn a lot of offensive techniques -- some of which will work well in a no-rules environment as well. I mean, heck, if you and another guy are sizing each other up and you can ease yourself into threat range without him noticing and then side-kick him in the knee or stomach, you have, if not WON the fight, at least taken him down a few notches and hurt his confidence a great deal.
At my school, all my techniques start against attacks. But I'm also taught how to use them offensively if the situation demands it -- although not until higher levels, when it's assumed that I'm not going to use it to beat up bank tellers and stuff.
You've kinda got the idea down.
But I have been in more situations where trash talking did not result in a fight then did.
Be calm and confident in yourself, people are less likely to attack if you look more secure in your own abilities then they feel they are in theirs.
Also there are visual ques you can look for, often a angry person will become quiet and turn away for a moment before they attack to attempt to surprise you (police training) most often a large haymaker like punch with their right hand or a kick to the groin.
I think that that's true. The defense against it is distancing. If you let someone close enough to you that they can hit you without taking a step, you're gonna get hit. At my school, we do a lot of distance training at higher levels -- learning how to keep them at that frustrating range where they can't quite hit you without tiring yourself out by running away or using up too much room.
Most of the time, the attacker will get frustrated after seeing you easily block his stuff, and after about the third time he'll come in with something bold and aggressive. At which point you side-kick him in the knee or stomach. Or, on the street, you catch his arm, break it, take him down, jump on top of him, and break his neck.
Or whatever.
Distance can be key, depending on who you are and what you do it can be many different lengths, I prefer to be at such a close range my opponent cannot make an attack without having to step back or wined up a punch by pulling his arm away, since I can do attacks at touch range any attempt to do so would be a mistake.
But it's really all about personal style.
Environment is also always a factor, obstructions, walls, cars, tables, can be made to your advantage if you know how to get someone in the right spot.
Inner clam, hmm? Getting in touch with the scientologist in you?
Or possibly just developing his mussels.
Impressionism rocks! You'd never use Neo-Classicism in a REAL fight, seriously dude...
I fought a Cubist once. I beat him, but now my nose is sticking out of the side of my head, and my eyes are somehow vertical.
Good stuff. My my my, your verbal kung fu is leaving me in stitches.

BTW no disrespect intended, but every time I see you guys type wtf with tae kwon do I think of something else, and it's cracking me up, lol.
