D&D 5E DoaM is officially gone [edit - no it's not; I missed a joke]

[barrowwight]

I think we need a damage on a hit poll.

 

[ExploderWizard]

This would be a great alternative game-Nilbog D&D. All hits are misses and all misses are hits! Do a secret replacement at a game session ( replace the fine rules usually served here with Folgers Crystals) and watch the hilarity it causes.

 

[Balesir]

What's genius is that lower AC = good works perfectly this way! So much nostalgia goodness from one simple change in the rules...

 

[Savage Wombat]

He followed up:

"To clarify earlier tweet: Damage is only when you really miss a target, pining for it and wondering where it is and when it'll return."

The correct phrasing is "wondering where it could be, who it is with, what it is thinking, if it's thinking of you, and whether it will ever return one day."

You'd think a Famous Game Designer could get these things right.

 

[EnglishLanguage]

The correct phrasing is "wondering where it could be, who it is with, what it is thinking, if it's thinking of you, and whether it will ever return one day."

You'd think a Famous Game Designer could get these things right.

He musta missed that part.