D&D 4E Does anyone agree with me about 4E?

[KingCrab]

btw this is a humor thread

If you don't like something specific from the 4e preivews - don't allow it in your campaign.
Classes, Races, Monsters can all be exiled from a world or a region.

Without the classes, races and monsters 4e will suit me just fine

 

[Fifth Element]

Admit that if you dislike rule changes you might want to stick with an older edition.

This seems suspiciously like a serious post. Such things are strictly forbidden in this thread.

 

[Midknightsun]

My post will be composed of seven points, broken down into 15 corollaries each, which will demonstrate clearly via obscure and questionably acquired information why I am absolutely correct that 4e must suck.

I will use quantum physics to prove my point by managing to roll a 7 on a d6.

My unassailable logic will melt your synapses, leaving you a bunch of babbling hairless dice-rolling book monkeys who beat at your PHB like its some alien monolith.

You will doubt you ever actually played D&D.




You will then, and only then, notice the time at which I made this post.

And realize I must either be unemployed, or very bored with my job.

 

[Lackhand]

This seems suspiciously like a serious post. Such things are strictly forbidden in this thread.

Silly hat of d02 only!

 

[Grazzt]

They're a class. My first 4E PC will be a dragonborn warnazi/warwizard with warfeats and warstats. Is there going to be a 4E war-arms and war-equipment guide? And is WarComplete War available on Amazon yet?

Make sure Wayne Reynolds (usually signed WAR on his prints) does the artwork for ya.

 

[KoshPWNZYou]

Make sure Wayne Reynolds (usually signed WAR on his prints) does the artwork for ya.

Indeed. WAR -is- an anime artist. And 'Warnazi' screams anime.

 

[blargney the second]

WAR was easily the best Dragonball Z artist.

 

[BASHMAN]

WAR was easily the best Dragonball Z artist.

Appropriate, considering fighters can now use the Kama-Ha Me-Ha maneuver (stolen from Street Fighter II's Haduken, or vice-versa)

 

[CleverNickName]

I think your opinion of the WotC naming convention is all completely wrong. I will now list a couple of benign examples of such names that were released in the past...names that have already spawned dozens of threads that everyone has already endured for months. I will do this so that I can expose you and all of the other people who agreed with you already, and argue with them some more.

Because, as everyone on the Internet already knows, arguing in a forum is the best way to make friends, accomplish goals, and share information. And the more trite the argument, the better.

(And the sports team from my area can still beat the sports team from your area.)

 

[CleverNickName]

Sorry, epochrpg. Bad post timing...this wasn't a dig at your DBZ comment, I promise.