Don't use match.com for online dating. They mislead and lie.

[GeorgeFields]

Perhaps you should meet people the old fashioned way.

The four best places to meet members of the oppostie sex (or so I've heard) are bars, churches, grocery stores, and laundry mats.

 

[trancejeremy]

I've been shopping for groceries for close to 20 years now, and I've never met anyone that way. I think that only works in commercials. Laundry mats are also much less glamorous in real life than on TV

 

[PowerWordDumb]

I've been shopping for groceries for close to 20 years now, and I've never met anyone that way. I think that only works in commercials. Laundry mats are also much less glamorous in real life than on TV

The trick is to not actually bring your skidmarked underwear with you when you're scouting out the fly laundry honeys.

Buy brand new tighty whities and wash those instead.

It's not lying, it's being considerate.

 

[trancejeremy]

The trick is to not actually bring your skidmarked underwear with you when you're scouting out the fly laundry honeys.

Buy brand new tighty whities and wash those instead.

I think that only works in attracting men, which is not quite what I'm after...

 

[Jonny Nexus]

I think that only works in attracting men, which is not quite what I'm after...

What you're supposed to do (apparently) is hang around looking clueless as though you can't figure out how to operate the machines. Then some nice young girl who's arrived to do her washing will show you how to do it. You'll explain that you've just moved into a new flat, washing machine not yet installed, never used a launderette* etc. etc., thank her, joke a bit, and then - when both of you have your washing loaded and going - you suggest nipping over to the pub across the road for a quick drink while the machines get on with it.

And then from there's it's up to you.

* What we Brits call it.

 

[Andreas]

And then from there's it's up to you.

But do not tell her about your character!

 

[BOZ]

even if she asks?

 

[KenM]

http://www.cruisegazing.com/RPG_Motivational/ComeOn.jpg

 

[GeorgeFields]

even if she asks?

Nope! If she BEGS, that's another story.....

 

[BOZ]

"Do you think that she wants to hear about your Drizzt clone?"

actually, yes - and why wouldn't she? don't girls usually find RPG characters to be big turn-ons?