Mouseferatu
Hero
Oh, and before anyone asks...
No, I didn't write the dracolich mongrel. I didn't know it existed until the preview went up.
No, I didn't write the dracolich mongrel. I didn't know it existed until the preview went up.
Why use liches when you have mindless skeletons for that?
Then again, perhaps a mostly intact draconic spirit is *too hard* to control, and only one that is broken into a hundred pieces and at war with itself is able to be controlled at all?
These would make interesting 'spontaneous undead,' to occur in a Dragon's Graveyard, where winds charged with elemental forces sweep in sporadically and toss the bones around. While the spirits of the dragons are long gone, sometimes fragments of rage or despair remain soaked in these ancient relics, and when the bones are thrown into each other by the elemental winds of fire, ice, acid and lightning, these 'echoes' of ancient inhuman feelings surge and flare, the bones assembling into motley pathwork 'dragon liches' and going on rampages, fueled by long-dead passions.
Yeah, the spontaneous-undead angle is the most interesting take on this thing, which, as presented, is basically angry-dead-thing-wants-to-kill you. The lich angle is uncompelling, mostly because a) what is the point really of having a phylactery if it's embedded in the creature, nope, you gotta chew through its hit points like any other skeleton, b) it's not like an enslaved entity that hates its cursed existence is going to take it real personally if you kill it but don't smash the phylactery, or even be able to do something about it, which is what phylacteries allow the kinds of liches what are scary to do to you; and c) as the master of a furious undead slave who hates you for making it, why would you put the kill switch exactly where you couldn't get to it if you needed to? Bleah. I especially like how the first knowledge check says "yup, it's undead, hates you, hates itself, hates everything, bet you couldn't have guessed that huh."
Oh, and my all caps post came from the two responses after mine that stated "Stop posting your opinion. It isn't allowed."
Deliberate design intention methinks...but i don't know why. Maybe they think readers have short attention spans and just want the bare basics to fight something?
Why use liches when you have mindless skeletons for that?
How can this creature even have a consciousness considering that it is a patchwork out of multiple, already long dead creatures?
Here's the problem with the whole "The personality is an amalgamut of other dragons" or "I bet it screams in thanks when it dies."
You're making that up.
I could say, with just as much authenticity, that when it dies, rainbows fly out and each bone turns into a butterfly.
That's because we aren't told ANYTHING. Oh wait, it's an unwilling lich, which alone boggles the mind. This entry actually has negative fluff. It has anti fluff that is the opposite of and cancels out already pre-existing fluff.
Some people like having very minimal fluff. That's awesome for you. Others of us have come to expect a lot more from their monster entries from other, better Monster Manuals.