Draw Steel General Thread [+]

[smcc360]

Update: they gave up on picking the lock and instead chose to carry the dwarf's corpse to the stables to threaten the stablehand into letting them in.

"Let us in, you little bastard. or we'll kill you! And that's not the worst part! After we kill you. we'll do thing to your corpse! Awful things! Explicit things! Oh, you don't believe me, do you? Think I'm bluffing, eh? I anticipated that! So we brought your friend here, to have a little demonstration! Boys, get that corpse's trousers off..."

 

[zakael19]

My players have chosen an...interesting way of dealing with a quest in the Delian Tomb. They annoyed one of the dwarves, breaking the negotiation, and then when he threw some coins at their feet the Fury snatched them out of the air and specifically threw the coins "at the dwarf's eyes". In the ensuing combat, they murdered the dwarf merchant, then lied to the stone mason that they'd negotiated for it.
They ten spent 15 minutes trying to figure out how to pick a lock.
Update: they gave up on picking the lock and instead chose to carry the dwarf's corpse to the stables to threaten the stablehand into letting them in.

Ah, so like Greek heroes and not heroic fantasy heroes.