Dreams of Erthe

ADVENTURE 82: SNAKE CHARMERS

PC Roster:
Alewyth Putterpye, dwarf priestess of Aerik 17​
Thurloe Pulver, human fighter 3/wizard 3/spellsword 10/eldritch knight 1​
Wakuren, half-orc cleric of Cal 9/paladin 8​
Xandro Silverstrings, human bard 6/rogue 11​
Zander Quilson, elf sorcerer 17​

NPC Roster:
Beetle Darkcloud, halfling ranger 6​
Robin the Balladeer, human bard 6​

Game Session Date: 28 September 2024

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"Wait," said Thurloe, frowning from the back of his pachycephalosaurus mount, Boney. "You mean you paid money for someone to make your shield less effective?"

"Not less effective," corrected Wakuren, astride his own bonehead mount, Perseverance - he didn't want to cause undue commotion by riding through the streets of the drow city of Endobar on a horselike steed made up of clouds. However, he'd also thought he might blend in better himself by covering his own half human, half orc heritage with the disguise self properties of his robe of blending, taking on the appearance of a half-orc whose other half was that of a drow. However, he seemed oblivious to the open stares his disguise brought him, as drow were more or less horrified at the thought of a drow mating with a lowly orc to produce such an offspring. "Differently effective - at will, I can have the shield of Cal vibrate to cause those I hit with it to fall unconscious rather than to get battered to death."

"I prefer battering to death," admitted Thurloe. "It's more permanent."

"Then I will leave the slaying to you, whenever possible," countered Wakuren, "and I will concentrate on leaving foes alive for questioning. But you do realize that in order to slay your foes, you have to be willing to enter battle with them - and not only after you've had the luxury of covering yourself in half a dozen protective spells first, but sometimes right away." The spellsword just frowned and grumbled under his breath, unable to refute the charge.

"Hey, look at that!" interjected Alewyth, trying to change the subject. She pointed at a drow woman seated on the ground along the marketplace buildings just ahead, who was playing a tune on a flute. Immediately before her, a cobra, hood flared, was weaving back and forth, side to side, as it slowly rose up from the wicker basket in which the majority of its body was coiled. Alewyth had never before seen a snake charmer at work, and gawked from the back of her dinosaur mount Lapis.

But the snake charmer had apparently never seen an orc/drow hybrid before, and she gasped aloud upon first seeing Wakuren's illusory appearance. Her tune stopped, and the cobra - seemingly mesmerized by her flute playing - was freed from its effect as soon as the tune faltered. In a shot, it threw its serpentine body over the edge of the wicker basket, slithering for freedom and heading directly for the small caravan of visitors from Armaturia, led by their halfling escort Beetle astride Yellow-Belly.

"Don't kill the cobra!" cautioned Wakuren. He'd been warned by Beetle that Endobar's authorities were notoriously crooked and liked fining strangers for ridiculous charges; best to let Alewyth deal with it by employing a hold monster spell, if she had one at the ready. But Thurloe, as usual, had his own ideas on the subject, and fired off a scorching ray spell at the fleeing serpent. Two gouts of flame erupted from his fingertips, burning the cobra to a crisp in an instant. Wakuren looked over at the snake charmer to start to apologize, but she was already on her feet, eyes wide in terror, and dashed for the back alleyways as if fearful the next spell would be turned her way. The half-orc knew there would be no way to find her any time soon in that twisting maze of narrow passageways, so he didn't even bother to try. Instead, he glared at Thurloe, who was waving at the startled drow merchants and customers in the area. "You're quite welcome," the spellsword said, oblivious to the fact none of them understood his language and had no idea what he was saying. "No need to thank us for saving you all from the vicious cobra, it's all in a day's work for us. Although, come to think of it, if any of you wish to toss a coin or two our way, we'd be more than happy to accept...no? Nobody?"

Alewyth wore her magic helm which translated all spoken languages to her ears, and heard the drow muttering to themselves about the strange visitors; particular attention was focused on Wakuren's horrific appearance, although there were some comments about the "round-ears" as well. "I think we'd best be going," she suggested, and Beetle spurred Yellow-Belly forward. The others followed.

Lunchtime found them at an outdoor cafe (Beetle had been there before and liked their hardbread and soups), dining on a decent meal, when they were approached by a drow guardsman. He strode up to the waist-high fence that separated the outdoor eating area from the street, and said, "Say, you fit the description of a group that had an encounter with a runaway cobra this morning." Without saying a word, Wakuren immediately pointed to Thurloe; he'd spent some of their down time over the past several weeks learning the drow language from Beetle and thus understood the guardsman's words perfectly.

"Why, yes, we're the ones who saved your marketplace from a potentially deadly outcome," Thurloe replied, once Alewyth had translated the drow's words to the spellsword. She didn't need to translate Thurloe's response, though, for the guardsman saw Thurloe's nodding head and gathered he was admitting to the crime.

"The cobra's owner is pressing charges," the drow informed the group with a smile. "I can bring you in - unless you'd like to pay her for the cost of a replacement cobra. This is her livelihood you're putting in jeopardy, you understand."

"How much for the cobra?" Zander asked, his permanent tongues spell translating the foreign language as needed. "He says 100 pieces of gold," the sorcerer told Thurloe after the guardsman answered in his own tongue. "And he added that if we don't have that much money on hand, we could earn it in a week or two working in their mines."

"Ah, yes," replied Thurloe, looking around and seeing no support from his friends. He reached into his coin pouch, counted out 100 coins, and passed them over to the guardsman. The drow counted them out again to his own satisfaction, then said, "I see you have forgotten the customary 25% processing fee," as he looked expectantly at the spellsword. Zander translated for him, and Thurloe realized he was getting shafted by the authorities.

"Tell him this," Thurloe said to Zander, pulling out another 10 pieces of gold and holding them out to the guardsman. "Ah, but you apparently forgot the 15% discount for visiting travelers," making up an excuse on the fly - he was willing to acknowledge the city's corruption and play along, but thought he could talk down the amount. Zander just stared at the spellsword like he was crazy and refused to translate the lie for him.

"Best to just pay it up," hissed Beetle. "We don't want any trouble - this place is even more corrupt than Du'dorach, where we ended up in the arena."

"What was that?" gasped the guardsman, feigning surprise at the words being said in a language he didn't understand. "It sounds like you were making plans to overthrow the city government. You know, that's quite a serious offense. Are you sure you don't want to rethink your options here?"

Wakuren had had enough of the spellsword's loose tongue getting them in trouble. "Apologies for my idiotic friend," he said in the drow tongue, handing over a pouch of fifty gold pieces. "He was dropped on his head as a baby and doesn't have a lick of common sense rattling around in that empty head of his." He smiled at the guardsman, who made eye contact with the half-orc and visibly blanched at his half-drow appearance. But he gotten what he had come for - and then some! - and suggested the group stay out of further trouble during their stay in Endobar.

"Let's get out of here," grumbled Beetle, wiping up the last of his soup from his bowl with a piece of hardbread and popping it into his mouth. Xandro put enough coins on the table to pay for their meals, and the group got ready to depart. But then they were approached by another drow, this one a young girl that Xandro - as a human - would have put at about 14 years old, although he wasn't sure how quickly drow aged.

"Excuse me," said the girl. "Are you guys adventurers - like in the stories?"

"We are indeed," assured Zander. "What seems to be the problem?" He noticed she looked out of breath, as if she had been running. "Is someone chasing you?"

"No," the girl, Adriasta, replied. "I was in the Temple of Feron, and I saw a snake-monster ripping the head off the statue of Holy Feron." Further questioning revealed the full story: Adriasta, who lived on the streets, was sleeping in the back pew at the Temple of Feron, when she was awakened by the sounds of men talking. She sat up and saw a massive snake with arms twisting the head off the statue of Holy Feron, as if trying to snap her neck. Adriasta fled, ignoring the calls of two drow men in the temple calling for her to stop. "I just ran, and then I saw you, and you looked like people who could help..." Adriasta said. Zander assured her they would do what they could and asked her to escort them to the Temple of Feron, since they didn't know where it was. She agreed to lead them there, although she feared going back inside. Zander assured her that wouldn't be necessary.

The Temple of Feron was a single-story affair of carved stone, although the building was a good 15 feet tall. It was circular in build with numerous hemispheres jutting out at regular intervals. Adriasta said there was just the one entrance, the double doors at the front, at the top of the wide steps leading into the building. "Well," said Alewyth, "Let's go see about this snake monster."

"Combat spells first," suggested Thurloe, looking askance at Wakuren to see if he was going to give him any ribbing over wanting to be prepared instead of just going in half-cocked. But the half-orc was already casting spells: a shield of faith spell on himself and a protection from evil spell on Xandro. Xandro cast a heroism spell upon himself and then activated the ring of invisibility Wakuren had given him, admitting the bard/rogue could put it to much better use than the cleric/paladin. Thurloe cast a protection from evil spell on himself, while Alewyth cast a magic circle against evil spell centered on her. Then Zander cast a haste spell on the group and gave the thumbs up signal that he was ready for action.

There was a sign hanging from the closed doors, with drow characters spelling out "Closed for Cleaning." Alewyth just snorted in contempt as Thurloe pulled open the doors. Standing just inside were four drow men with stern faces. "We're closed," one said in the drow language. "Come back in about two hours." Thurloe just ignored them - he couldn't understand what they were saying anyway - and started towards the back of the chapel, noting the 12-foot-tall stone statue of Holy Feron, her head seemingly perfectly intact. Two of the drow made a grab for Thurloe as he passed, but the extra speed from the haste spell worked to his advantage. Unseen, Xandro followed invisibly in his wake. From outside, they could hear the opening strains of Robin's song of inspirational courage; she'd opted to stay outside the temple with Beetle, Adriasta, and the dinosaur mounts, but she knew her magical song could boost the combat abilities of those daring to enter the temple and face down whatever snake-monster dwelt within.

Alewyth stomped her way inside and was told to leave by the other two drow; she ignored them and made a point of getting a firm grip on her dwarven warhammer Sjondra. Behind her, Zander cast a stoneskin spell on himself and followed her into the temple.

"There's a breach!" called out one of the drow, as all four reached behind them and pulled out shortswords. "Intruders in the temple!" From the back of the temple, three more drow came rushing forward, two from the left in clerical robes and a third from the right, dressed like the four up front. But they all had short swords out and ready as they approached.

Wakuren stepped into the temple and was immediately set upon by one of the four guards, as two more went for Alewyth and the fourth swung his blade at Zander. Thurloe swung his bastard sword Spellslicer at the drow cleric coming out of the office in the back, striking the man and triggering the two spells he'd loaded into his blade the night before: vampiric touch and bestow curse. Once again, the first spell flooded the spellsword's body with stolen vigor, but the second spell had no effect as the drow was already dead at that point. Then Xandro popped into view as he stabbed the second robed drow to death with his enchanted rapier Deathwhisper.

Alewyth made quick work of her two foes, slaying them one after the other with Sjondra, while Zander slid away to the right and checked out a closed door, finding nothing more exciting than an empty bathroom on the other side. But of the two remaining drow in the front of the temple, one continued his attacks upon Wakuren while the other chased down the elf, his blade striking the stoneskin spell protection and dealing the sorcerer little harm. Then Wakuren, using the new merciful property of his shield of Cal, knocked out the two drow one right after the other. He got a close look at them as he slammed his shield into the sides of their heads, specifically the way their pupils weren't completely round, as one would expect, but somewhat vertical. That, plus the occasional patches of scaly skin among the otherwise smooth, dark coloration of the drow, led him to an obvious conclusion: "Guys! These are yuan-ti we're fighting!"

There was only one such "drow" yuan-ti still standing, the one making his way down the aisle between pews towards Wakuren. But despite not understanding the half-orc's announcement (spoken, as it was, in the common tongue of Armaturia), he nevertheless saw the other six members of his race had already been taken out, and he stopped in his tracks, then decided it might be a better idea to head back the way he'd come and find a place to hide until these powerful intruders left.

Thurloe, out of immediate enemies to slay, wandered into the office the two drow had exited. He gave it a quick once-over, finding it looking like most temple offices he'd seen in his time, although he couldn't make any sense of the titles on the few books in the bookcase. But there was another door to the south, and he headed that way. Xandro, in the meantime, looked up at the statue of Holy Feron, trying to see if there was any damage to it at all; it didn't seem like the snake monster had managed to do it any harm.

"I think we're pretty much done in here," Alewyth called out the open front doors to Robin. The bard stowed her lute on her back, entered the temple (leaving Beetle and Adriasta to watch over the riding mounts), and helped Alewyth drag the two dead drow/yuan-ti up against the doors to keep them closed, since they didn't have any locking mechanisms. Then the dwarf checked out a nearby door, finding it to be the men's bathroom (Zander had unearthed the women's), but it had another door to the north. Going through it, she entered a curving corridor that led to Thurloe coming down it from the cleric's office. There was a door on the side that opened into a storage area, empty of any threats, so the two heroes went back the way Thurloe had come, through the head cleric's office and back into the main part of the temple.

Zander cast a shield spell on himself with the wand, while Wakuren slipped through a door to the north of the women's bathroom, went down a curving hallway, and met up with the seventh and final yuan-ti pureblood, attempting to find a place to hide. Unbeknownst to him, Xandro had renewed his invisibility and was standing behind him. When Wakuren called out for the drow to stop where he was and surrender peacefully, promising he wouldn't be hurt if he cooperated, the drow sheathed his short sword and raised his hands. "I'm casting a discern lies spell," Wakuren advised his captive. "I have a few questions for you, and I'll know if you stray from the truth."

"I wouldn't lie to you," replied the yuan-ti. "After all, you're my best friend, just as I am yours...." Wakuren's eyes started to glass over at the attempted charm person spell, but then he shook his head, regained his mental senses, and snarled at his supposed captive. Seeing the angry look on the half-orc's face, the yuan-ti turned and tried to flee - and impaled himself on the invisible Deathwhisper, which Xandro had out and pointed at Wakuren's suspicious captive. Blood spilling from his lips, the pureblood dropped to his knees, then fell over to the floor, dead. Xandro wiped his blade clean on the man's clothes.

Zander, in the meantime, had activated his scout's headband and granted himself a few minutes' worth of true seeing, looking all around to see if there were any hidden exits from the temple. He sent his pseudodragon familiar Petey up to the head of the statue of Feron, and his loyal friend called down telepathically that there was a horizontal line across the statue's neck. <I think it was made to swivel,> Petey surmised. <But it's too heavy for me to move.>

His discern lies spell still active, Wakuren stomped over to wake up one of the two yuan-ti he'd knocked unconscious earlier. "I can tell if you lie to me," he told the frightened "drow." "I already know you guys are yuan-ti, not drow. So, what's going on? What do you know about a snake monster with arms?"

"I don't know anything!" the false drow insisted.

"That was a lie."

"No, seriously! You should wake him up and interrogate him" - here he indicated the other unconscious yuan-ti able to pass for a drow lying next to him - "He's got a much lower pain threshold, so you could probably torture any answers you wanted out of him!"

"Another lie."

"I..." The drow face suddenly fell, as the yuan-ti pureblood realized he was in over his head and there was no real way out of this prediction in which he found himself. "Okay, listen, we really don't know all that's going on - we were just told to close down this temple for two hours or so while the leaders performed some kind of ritual downstairs. And that's it - we're not privy to the details of the plans of the higher echelons." Wakuren frowned; this time, his prisoner was telling him the truth.

"How do we get downstairs?" he demanded.

"I honestly don't know!" Wakuren's frown only intensified; he was telling the truth again. But then Alewyth called out, "I got it!" Looking toward the back of the temple, the others could see the dwarf priestess had activated her butterfly brooch and flown up to Holy Feron's head, giving it a good twist to the left. Once in position, the entire statue - and the plinth upon which it stood - moved forward with the grinding sound of stone on stone. Flying back down behind the statue, Alewyth saw a ramp leading down to an underground level.

"You're in luck - I don't have any more questions for you," Wakuren told his captive. Then he slammed his shield of Cal into his face, returning him to unconsciousness. There was no use tying him up; as far as he knew, all yuan-ti could transform into snakes, so he made do by dragging the two still-living yuan-ti into the women's bathroom and blocking it with a piton hammered into the floor.

Before going down into the darkness of the ramp, the heroes decided to cast another round of spells. Xandro provided both Alewyth and Wakuren with heroism spells; Alewyth cast a bless spell upon the group; Thurloe further protected himself with a shield spell from the wand he and Zander shared; and Wakuren cast a magic circle against evil spell on himself, freedom of movement spells upon himself, Alewyth, and Xandro, and a mass bear's endurance spell on the assembled group. Then Thurloe led the way, looking over to make sure Wakuren could see his blatant act of bravery.

The ramp led down for some distance, eventually opening up into a circular chamber with a pair of double doors at the far end. But in the middle of the chamber was a creature the likes of which none of the heroes had ever seen before: a giant snake with a humanoid torso and a pair of arms, but with a tangle of no less than six serpentine necks and heads exploding out between his shoulders. Flanking him, two to a side, stood four yuan-ti half-bloods, humanoid in build but with serpent heads and scales covering their bodies. They each wielded a curving-bladed scimitar, while their anathema leader held a massive falchion.

Thurloe plopped a fireball smack-dab in the middle of the circular chamber, the blast expanding to encompass all five yuan-ti. The four half-bloods hissed in pain, but the anathema in the middle seemed completely unscathed - inherent resistance to spell energy, most likely. Thurloe raised his lip into a snarl - he hated spell resistance! Back to being invisible, Xandro went down the ramp and stood by Thurloe, his rapier at the ready. From the top of the ramp came the song of inspirational courage, Robin knowing full well her part in this - and any - battle.

Alewyth was the next to react, and she cast a wall of stone spell across the back of the chamber, sealing off the double doors. "Are you crazy?" demanded Thurloe. "We might need to go through those!"

"An' I've a soften earth and stone spell at the ready when we do," Alewyth informed the spellsword as she hefted Sjondra in anticipation of an attack by the yuan-ti. She didn't have long to wait, for the four half-bloods came rushing up the ramp, scimitars raised for the attack. One went for Thurloe, and another tried to rush by the spellsword only to find Xandro there stabbing him through the gut. The rogue kicked the dead body off the tip of his rapier, now fully visible after his successful sneak attack. The other two half-bloods took the opportunity to rush past him to get to the others, and Xandro managed to slice one of the two up good as he passed.

Zander ignored the approaching half-bloods and cast an Elobar's black tentacles spell in the center of the circular chamber, causing waving ebon appendages to rise up from the floor. They managed to wrap themselves around the hindmost of the half-bloods, but once again the yuan-ti anathema seemed immune. Wakuren cast a chain lightning spell, targeting the entangled yuan-ti as his primary and sending arcs off to hit the others. All three remaining half-bloods were slain by the blasts of electricity, and if the anathema survived the attack at least this time he was affected by the spell. But the half-orc followed up his spell attack by running into the field of waving tentacles, secure in the knowledge his freedom of movement spell would keep him safe.

The anathema saw him coming and slithered forward, his movement slowed by the tentacles but not stopped. He brought his massive falchion down upon Wakuren, who caught the blade on his shield of Cal but still felt the strength of the blow all the way through his entire left arm. Thurloe fired a ray of enfeeblement at the six-headed yuan-ti, siphoning off a bit of his strength, while Xandro reactivated his ring of invisibility and went running into the tentacles. Alewyth followed suit, taking a blow from the anathema's falchion as she did so. But then she gave as much as she'd taken, bringing Sjondra swinging to crash into the serpent's side, likely crushing a rib or three.

Zander cast an enervation spell that made it past the yuan-ti's inherent resistance, weakening him even further. Then Wakuren channeled Cal's smiting energy into his shield and slammed the monster as hard as he could, choosing "battering to death" over "saving him alive to interrogate" for this once. The serpent's six snake heads came snapping forward to bite at Wakuren and Alewyth, but the heroes' feast they'd eaten that morning made them immune to the great serpent's venom, and their active freedom of movement spells prevented him from being able to tangle them up in his coils.

Thurloe, still on the ramp and unwilling to enter the tangling tentacle-field without a freedom of movement spell covering him, opted to cast a greater invisibility spell on himself and stand there, waiting for an opportunity to open up. But the other invisible hero, Xandro, had by that time made his way behind the anathema and was stabbing him again and again in the back, the power of his blade devouring bits of the serpent's strength and vitality with each strike. Alewyth swung Sjondra into the anathema's breastbone, causing an audible snap, and while Zander's next spell - a finger of death - failed to make it past the yuan-ti's spell resistance, Wakuren was there with some good old-fashioned shield-violence, bludgeoning the six-headed monstrosity to death. Once it lay unmoving on the floor, Zander dismissed his grasping tentacles and Alewyth cast her soften earth and stone spell on the section of stone wall she'd placed in front of the double doors, clawing her way through the now claylike substance until the doors were once again revealed.

Thurloe opened the doors, finding four more yuan-ti standing guard, all of them female and looking like drow until you noticed the white-scaled serpents entwined in their hair. But as they were standing in a uniform arc around the double doors, the spellsword cast a wall of fire spell that arced exactly where each of them stood, and they were all suddenly engulfed in flames. Before they could react, Xandro rushed up to the tainted ones and slew three of them in as many seconds, leaving the fourth for Alewyth to bludgeon to death with Sjondra. Just that quickly, they were dead, before they'd even had a chance to attack.

Over the strains of Robin's inspirational song, the heroes could hear chanting coming from the left side of the corridor, which seemed to curve around the back half of the circular chamber in which the first five yuan-ti guardians had just been slain. Not wanting to wait for Thurloe's wall of fire spell to run its course, the elf sorcerer estimated where it ended and used his magic staff to cast a passwall spell into the side wall of the circular chamber. A hole opened up in the wall, revealing a smaller, circular chamber, in the middle of which was carved some sort of summoning circle. At the five equidistant points of the pentagram inscribed within the circle stood a yuan-ti abomination: very much like an anathema, but with only one serpentine head. They were all focused on their sibilant hiss/chanting, and it was apparently working, for a form was taking place in the center of the pentagram: a being very much like themselves, but with a more human head and six arms in place of their two. With a start, Zander realized this was the first part of the dream they'd encountered when the dream naga was apparently giving them hints about their possible future. (Zander was a bit miffed the dream naga had failed to mention the five abominations they had to fight in addition to the marilith they'd already fought once in their dream-encounter.)

Thinking to stop their ritual before it had been completed, Wakuren cast a greater command spell, calling out (in the drow language, thinking if the yuan-ti were trying to pass for drow they must all speak that tongue), "Halt!" Unfortunately, of the four abominations he could see enough to target, three of them managed to shake off the effects and only one froze up as commanded, but it was too late in any case, for the marilith took solid form on the Material Plane and hissed in irritation: bad enough to be summoned away from Abyssia, but by mortal fools who couldn't see to their own proper defense? Bah!

Thurloe, who had run up to attack the tainted ones only to find Xandro and Alewyth had beaten him to it, returned to the circular chamber and spotted the marilith through the opening Zander had created between the two chambers. Robin saw her as well, and backed away from the opening, putting herself out of the demon's line of sight and still continuing to play her magical tune to the benefit of her friends. Xandro reactivated his ring, mentally prepared himself for pain, and ran through the still-active wall of fire, not wanting to waste the time required to backtrack and go through the passwall opening.

Alewyth cast an empowered flame strike spell into the summoning chamber, engulfing the marilith and three of the five abominations. They hissed in pain and advanced towards the passwall opening, the first abomination reaching in and clawing at Zander with its off-hand. The elf stepped back and cast a prismatic spray spell, slightly burning the first abomination with flames, slaying the next in line with a powerful blast of electricity, turning the third into a bubbling mass of acid-scarred tissue that collapsed into a pool of goo on the stone floor, and petrifying the fourth abomination into a stone statue. The fifth abomination - still immobile due to Wakuren's greater command spell - was fortunately around the corner and out of Zander's line of sight, and the marilith got off easy with a blast of fire to which it was already greatly resistant.

Wakuren cast a thunder strike spell on the marilith, which fizzled against the demon's resistance to spells. The marilith tried attacking Wakuren in turn, but found an invisible barrier - the half-orc's magic circle against evil - keeping her at bay. So she backed away and cast a blade barrier spell, the razor-sharp blades of force energy extending across the summoning chamber, directly in Wakuren's path and accidentally hitting the invisible Xandro as well. But while the armored half-orc stood there and took the numerous blade-strikes in surprise, the nimble Xandro leaped out of the way at once, landing on the side of the spell by the marilith and desperately hoping she had no way to easily detect him.

Expending a daily charge of his torc of the titans to momentarily increase his strength, Thurloe swung Spellslicer into the only abomination actively fighting, remaining invisible even after the attack. Xandro went straight for the marilith, popping back into visibility but somewhat safe inside the radius of Wakuren's protective spell. But seeing the open wounds on several of her friends, Alewyth cast a mass cure serious wounds spell to heal up at least some of the damage they'd suffered thus far.

The abomination backed away from Thurloe's blade and tried turning Wakuren into a snake, thinking to impress the marilith with its forward thinking. But Wakuren's mind was too strong to allow the transformation to take place and the attempt failed. But before the half-orc could step out of the blade barrier spell, it too fizzled away into nothingness - in this case thanks to a greater dispel magic spell Zander had just cast upon it. Wakuren staggered a bit but held up his shield of Cal, ready to do a bit of bashing if it became necessary.

Knowing she couldn't affect Wakuren with his magic circle against evil spell up and active, the marilith teleported into the larger circular chamber, hoping some of the other intruders weren't similarly protected. Thurloe pressed on his attacks against the abomination, slaying him at about the same time the fifth abomination finally snapped its mind out of Wakuren's greater command spell, no longer feeling compelled to halt everything. If he felt daunted by the deaths of the other four of his kind, he didn't let it show.

Xandro charged the marilith, sliding Deathwhisper's blade between her scales. Robin scooted back over to the ramp, still playing her inspirational tune while hoping to keep herself out of harm's way. Alewyth stepped up directly behind Xandro and tried an implosion spell, but failed to penetrate the marilith's spell resistance. Zander was a bit luckier with his finger of death spell, and while it didn't slay her at once it at least took a bit of the life out of her.

Wakuren was now a full chamber away from the marilith, but he could see her - so he cast a summoning spell, bringing forth a celestial polar bear directly behind the demon. The ursine roared and lashed out with its claws, to little initial effect. However, the marilith grinned an evil grin at seeing so many of her foes lined up like that and, slithering herself out of the way, brought forth another blade barrier that cut through the celestial polar bear, Xandro, Alewyth, Zander and Petey, and Wakuren; once again, only Xandro (who by this time was getting awful tired of blade barriers!) was able to leap aside in time.

Thurloe finally slew the last of the abominations over in the summoning chamber and looked around, wondering where everyone else had gotten to. Then he heard the cries of his friends as the blades of force energy cut them to ribbons, and he had his answer.

Xandro rushed up to the marilith and stabbed her for all he was worth. Alewyth extricated herself from the flashing blades of force and struck at the demon with Sjondra, getting in a good blow to the side of her head once she'd gained enough altitude with her butterfly brooch. Zander exited the blade barrier as well but wasn't as tough as his friends; he needed a moment to gather himself as Petey flapped back onto his shoulder, telepathically asking his master if he were okay. Wakuren came running out of the blade barrier next, slamming his shield of Cal into the demon after infusing it with the Storm God's smiting energy. Even the celestial polar bear gave it his best, swiping at the scaly demon with its claws. But even though the great bruin failed to pierce her thick scales, being surrounded by so many foes meant she was cut down in the act of trying to erect a third blade barrier to hopefully deal with at least some of her foes. As a summoned creature, once she was slain her body discorporated, returning to the fiendish plane from which she had been brought forth.

After taking a moment to heal up the worst of their wounds with curative spells, the group took the other way around the curving corridor, away from the summoning chamber, and found a pit containing three drow men writhing in pain. Guarding over them were three more yuan-ti, these broodguards the most serpentine-looking of any the heroes had dealt with thus far, with hunched backs, entire bodies encased in serpentine scales, and vestigial tails. All six figures were slain. the broodguards for being the monsters they were and the drow - already showing signs of their transformations into yuan-ti - to put them out of their misery. While the men were attending to that grisly detail, Alewyth went back to the summoning circle and used Sjondra to break it up, ensuring it could bever be used again.

"So now what?" asked Robin, stowing her lute on her back now that her contributions were no longer needed.

"Now," replied Wakuren, "we get to deal with the city government again - this time, to warn them the Temple of Feron had been overtaken by a den of yuan-ti in drow disguise. We've got these dead bodies as proof, and the two captives imprisoned in the bathroom upstairs, if they haven't awakened and found a way out by now. I imagine the Feronian faithful will need to reach out to other Feronian temples, to send over new clerics to tend to this one."

"But in the meantime," Alewyth added, "Adriasta will have a place to stay, off the streets at least. Nobody should have to live like that."

"And after that, we can leave this corrupt town?" asked Zander. "I don't think I like it here much at all." He wasn't the only one with that opinion of Endobar.

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Leave it to Dan have his PC kill the cobra and then try to beat the corrupt guardsman at his own game. (That corrupt guardsman, by the way, was a yuan-ti pureblood, and if they'd have refused to pay up, he'd have departed, only to return with six more guardsmen - these ones fully drow, and unaware of the yuan-ti in their midst - with a dark naga ally tossing in spells from afar as needed, but it didn't come to that.)

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T-shirt worn: My "Chaotic evil means never having to say you're sorry" black T-shirt, perfectly in alignment with a marilith demon (and the yuan-ti summoning her).
 

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ADVENTURE 83: FEAR THE REAPER

PC Roster:
Alewyth Putterpye, dwarf priestess of Aerik 17
Thurloe Pulver, human fighter 3/wizard 3/spellsword 10/eldritch knight 1
Wakuren, half-orc cleric of Cal 9/paladin 8
Xandro Silverstrings, human bard 6/rogue 11
Zander Quilson, elf sorcerer 17​

NPC Roster:
Beetle Darkcloud, halfling ranger 6
Robin the Balladeer, human bard 6​

Game Session Date: 12 October 2024

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Once again on the road, the heroes had left the drow city of Endobar behind them several hours ago. Rounding a bend in the road, they saw a familiar figure leaning against a tree up ahead. As they approached, he greeted them with a warm smile, as if happy to see old friends after a too-long absence.

"Hey there," said Wangle Turdblossom. "Anybody in the mood for making any purchases?"

The heroes were well aware that Wangle - despite his appearance as a male gnome - was in fact a dragon (as, apparently, were all gnomes, the race having died out by a mysterious plague many centuries ago). The Gnomish Consortium, of which Wangle was a member, was composed entirely of dragons who had taken on gnomish form; no one was supposed to know their secret, but that was how they were able to get deals on the sale of magic items: they were simply selling unwanted items from their dragon associates' numerous treasure hoards. It was a win-win situation, really; the heroes got good magic items at reasonable prices and the dragons got to get rid of unwanted items and replace them with coins and gems, which they all pretty much preferred making up their hoards, in any case.

"Now that you mention it..." began Wakuren from the back of Nimbus. He had his flying cloud-steed lower back down to ground level so the half-orc could better deal with the "gnomish" deal-maker. "These iron ward diamonds," he said, indicating the diamonds adhered to his armor's chest plate, which he'd purchased from the Consortium many months previous. "Do you have anything more powerful?"

Wangle rubbed his chin and thought over the contents of the various hoards he dealt with. "As a matter of fact, I think I do...." He quoted a price, Wakuren agreed, and handed over half the money up front. In return, Wangle promised to get him his more powerful iron ward diamonds in a day or two. "It'll take me that long to get in touch with someone who currently holds such items, but I'm certain I can get my hands on 'em for you. Anybody else?" Xandro ordered a light crossbow, asking if it were possible to get one with the seeking and shock enhancements. "Seeking and shock, huh? Well, seeking's a pretty common enhancement for crossbows...I'll see what I can do." He likewise quoted a price and Xandro handed over half the amount; they'd all done business with the Consortium before and had no concerns about getting ripped off. Thurloe waved off, as he'd recently paid a drow weaponsmith to add enhancements to his bastard sword Spellslicer, and was currently tapped out. Alewyth and Zandro, put on the spot, couldn't think of anything they wished to purchase, but promised they'd order from him when he returned with the goods for Wakuren and Xandro if anything came to mind.

"Very well, then," said Wangle, saluting with two fingers to his brow. He then opened a door in the side of the tree on which he'd been leaning, stepped inside, and was gone - as was the door.

"Strange fellow," observed Beetle. "What tribe is he from? I've never seen such an unusual-looking halfling."

It was another hour or two on the road before the group met up with their next bit of excitement. The first thing the heroes noticed was the screams of terror coming from the forest ahead. The road meandered a bit, but eventually they could see a trio of giant spiders scrambling down the road, chasing a group of drow. However, it soon became apparent the spiders weren't really chasing the drow - they were running away as fast as they could from whatever had frightened both groups. As the two parties got closer, the heroes could see each spider pulled a wagon behind it, each wagon steered by a drow - these were merchant beasts of burden, not voracious arachnids looking to devour the hapless dark elves.

Thurloe steered his mount Boney to the side, the better to let them pass by. He took the opportunity to cast a shield spell upon himself from his wand, figuring the group would soon be in combat with whatever it was that had the drow and spiders in such a panicked frenzy. The spellsword could easily see the whites of the drow's eyes in their dark-skinned faces, as each and every one wore a look of sheer terror. Zander maneuvered his own bonehead mount to the side of the road as well, choosing to go to his left where Thurloe had gone to his right. Normally, he'd have taken a charge from Thurloe's wand of shield himself, but with them separated as they were he satisfied himself with a bear's endurance spell instead. Petey, the elf's pseudodragon familiar, took wing and darted off into the forest, hoping to get a peek at whatever it was chasing them unseen.

Robin knew her role: pulling back on her dinosaur mount's reins, she sent it to the back of the formation and began playing the song of inspirational courage on her lute. Wakuren's own pachycephalosaurus, which he rarely rode anymore, was tied by his reins to the back of Alosaurus's saddle, and he docilely followed the bard and her mount to the new place of relative safety. Beetle swung his smaller mount Yellow-Belly to the back by Robin; the little halfling likewise knew his own role in combat, which was basically "keep himself safe from harm so he could continue to lead the group to the Forbidden Lands." Xandro, on the other hand, rode his mount forward by Thurloe, and cast a heroism spell on himself while doing so.

As the screaming horde approached, Alewyth urged Lapis over to the side of the road before Zander and cast a magic circle against evil spell on herself. She winced as the spiders, despite being burdened with pulling a wagon and rider behind them (the wagons loaded up with goods - these were, it appeared, traveling merchants on their way to Endobar to sell their wares), were much faster than the running drow, and three of the drow in the lead were run over by the giant arachnids, their bodies crushed under the wheels of the wagons. The dwarf's initial instincts were to rush over to their aid, but there were more drow fleeing behind the spider-wagons and that would only get her caught up in the fleeing mob; plus, if her experience with identifying mortal wounds was accurate, the three trampled bodies looked to be beyond help in any case.

Wakuren covered himself in a spell resistance spell and sent Nimbus rising straight up into the air, so he could see over the trees on the side of the road and determine what it was chasing the drow merchants and causing such panic. Despite having been warned about the possibility in a recent dreamscape, he was surprised to see it was a shinigami, and once it turned the corner in the road it would be facing the heroes on a stretch of straight road, just like in the dream the five dreamwalkers had shared. "It's the shinigami!" Wakuren called down to his friends.

Thurloe cast a shroud of undeath spell upon himself, temporarily making himself seem like an undead creature - given the shinigami's skeletal nature, he hoped that would cause the ghostly reaper to ignore him, if only long enough for the spellsword to get close enough to put his bastard sword to good use. Zander spurred Ceph forward, putting himself close enough to be able to cast a haste spell upon himself and the other three men; Alewyth, sadly, was too far behind him now for him to be able to include her in the spell's effects. But Xandro took the opportunity to cast another heroism spell, this time on Thurloe, and Alewyth cast a death ward spell on herself, as they'd defeated the dream-shinigami quickly enough they'd never really learned all of its combat abilities - who knew what exactly the real thing was capable of performing in a fight?

The shinigami turned the corner in the road and saw the heroes before him, mounted on their dinosaurs. <You there!> it called directly into their minds. <Are you the ones sought?>

At the sudden appearance of a 12-foot-tall skeleton clad in tattered robes and a pointed straw hat, hovering over the ground despite its skeletal wings having no feathers or even bothering to flap, Thurloe and Xandro felt their mounts tense up and get ready to bolt. They each leaped from their saddles as the boneheads spun about and headed back the way they'd come, running past Beetle, who gave chase to keep them from getting too far away and lost to the group. The spiders and drow gave up on the road, fleeing into the forest to escape the shinigami. But they heroes felt no fear, for they'd dined that morning upon a heroes' feast that prevented magical fear from having any effect upon them.

Nimbus dropped back down to the ground before Thurloe and Xandro, and Wakuren tried once again to end things peacefully. "We only wish to talk!" he called out to the skeletal being. Thurloe, seeing the skull-faced terror before him, cast a protection from evil spell despite Wakuren having told him earlier (after their shared dream) that the shinigami did not register upon his paladin-trained senses as evil. That was just a dream, though, Thurloe reasoned - this guy certainly looked evil, what with the massive scythe he held in a two-handed grip and the whole "Grim Reaper" appearance. Still, the spellsword stepped forward, Spellslicer at the ready if needed.

Zander, recalling the effectiveness of his sunburst spell in the shared dream, readied the casting of such a spell himself, but he didn't have a good bead on the foe and it sounded like Wakuren was trying for a non-violent approach in any case. Xandro cast a heroism spell on Wakuren, reaching over and touching the half-orc on the leg as he sat astride Nimbus.

Seeing how the other boneheads had been spooked by the shinigami, Alewyth activated her butterfly brooch and hovered just over the ground, allowing Lapis to go join the others by Robin and Beetle. She fluttered awkwardly over towards the others, eager to see if Wakuren's offer would be accepted by the skeletal being.

But of course it wasn't. Charging forward, the shinigami swung his scythe at Wakuren, who was a second too slow to get his shield up in time. But with a sigh of disappointment, he swung his shield into the undead being; it looked like this was another encounter that was going to have to be dealt with via physical confrontation. Thurloe wasn't at all disappointed at he prospect of combat, activating his torc of the titans for a boost of added strength as he swung Spellslicer into the shinigami's side. The blow activated the two spells he'd stored in his sword the day before, but both were wasted, as the vampiric touch spell didn't affect the undead and the bestow curse spell had been specifically worded to drain the victim's life-energy, of which the shinigami of course had none.

Zander went with a different approach, summoning an enormous fire elemental directly behind the shinigami. The elemental slammed the undead being with a massive fist, but the flames comprising the its body didn't seem to have that much of an effect. Xandro sprang forward, stabbing with his rapier Deathwhisper, dealing a minimal amount of damage if that - it was difficult to tell against a foe that didn't bleed. But Alewyth cast an empowered searing light spell at the shinigami, and while it sputtered for a moment overcoming the creature's inherent resistance to spells, it eventually overcame it and blasted the shinigami in a blaze of painful light.

Stepping slightly to the side, the shinigami thrust a skeletal hand out at Thurloe and sent a destruction spell his way, hoping to blast the spellsword's body into nothingness. Thurloe grunted in pain as he avoided the absolute worst of the spell's effects, but while he wasn't immediately disintegrated, he was much the worse for wear. But the shinigami's magical attack had left him open to some immediate retaliation, and Wakuren and Xandro each slammed their weapons at the undead thing, as the fire elemental did likewise from behind.

Wakuren performed a series of shield blows; striking the shinigami with the flat of his shield of Cal and then slamming the pointed bottom into his ribs. Thurloe activated his magical torc again and swung Spellslicer in at the shinigami's legs, hoping to sever a knee of something. Zander, seeing the physical attacks having some effect on the shinigami, cast a dimensional anchor spell on it and saw it overcome the shinigami's spell resistance; the elf sorcerer wasn't sure if it had some means of escaping into another plane of existence of things got bad, but if it did that avenue should now be closed to it - better they deal with it here and now and be done with it.

The huge fire elemental swung its fists down at the floating shinigami, and while the robes it wore seemed flammable the creature had some sort of dampening field that limited the ability of the elemental's flames from affecting it. Xandro, realizing his rapier wasn't dealing the shinigami that much damage, switched tactics and dropped his figurine of wondrous power on the ground by the shinigami's hovering feet, and the dire tiger took physical form, expanding to its full size. It bit at the skeletal creature before it, tearing the hem of its robes in doing so.

Alewyth cast a mass cure critical wounds spell, seeing Thurloe was hurting and also thinking to damage the undead shinigami. But while the spellsword's wounds sealed up like normal, the shinigami's resistance to spell energy shielded it from any adverse effects from the dwarf's spell. It, however, seemed peeved at its failure to instantly obliterate Thurloe and gave it another attempt, firing off another destruction spell in the spellsword's face. The attack elicited another scream of pain from Thurloe as his skin erupted in gashes and rents that started bleeding at once, but yet again he suffered through the pain and came out of the spell still breathing, much to the shinigami's consternation. It was, he thought, very possible these five were indeed the beings sought!

But once again the shinigami's focus upon Thurloe left him open to attacks from the others. The dire tiger attacked his lower limbs while the fire elemental slammed down from above with flaming fists, and Wakuren, Xandro, and Thurloe all went after the being with their weapons of choice. Thurloe drained his torc of the titans of its last daily dose of strength enhancement, swinging Spellslicer into the shinigami in a series of back-and-forth blows, almost as if he were doing some reaping himself. At the same time, Wakuren was using his shield of Cal, which he preferred to use in a defensive capacity, as a weapon, bringing it slamming into the shinigami's skeletal form with bone-crunching power. But it was Zander that finally slew their undead attacker, targeting him with a chain lightning spell that took him out, falling to dust before them, the six gemstones circling the shinigami's head falling and bouncing upon the ground.

"Nicely done, Zander," Alewyth said, dropping to the ground herself after deactivating her butterfly wings. Her comment caused the spellsword to frown - where was his praise? He'd been in the front lines of this battle, and toughed it out through two destruction spells. But then he looked at Zander, who was staring in fascination at his fire elemental, his mouth hanging open in shock. Thurloe looked over to see what the big deal was, and the snide comment he had been about to release got stuck in his throat.

The elemental stood unmoving before them - unmoving, in that each bit of flame was frozen into absolute motionlessness.

Alewyth looked around. The trees were all motionlessness as well, the slight breeze that had been playing upon the heroes' skin and moving the trees' limbs having stopped completely. And there, hanging in the air, was a leaf that had fallen from a tree and now looked as if it would never complete its journey to the ground. "What--?" she began, before her eyes were drawn to a bit of motion above them.

Lowering down from the sky was another being clad in dark robes. This one, however, carried no scythe, and the wings sprouting from his back seemed covered in feathers, although closer inspection revealed they seemed made of glowing energy. He came almost to the ground, hovering an inch or two above, and was closer in size to the heroes than had been the shinigami. He raised a hand - also skeletal, the heroes noted - and sent a telepathic message directly into their minds. <I come to you in peace, merely to talk - I have a proposition I hope you will find appealing,> said the voice.

"We're listening," replied Wakuren, glad for once to be dealing in conversation instead of combat.

<I am the Emissary of Akari, God of Death and Undeath,> the voice continued; beneath its hood, the heroes could see its skull made no movement as it "spoke" to them directly via telepathy. <The Gods of Erthe are forbidden from taking direct action to affect the events occurring in the Mortal World, but They are allowed to accept mortals as Their own representatives.>

"You mean, as clerics?" asked Alewyth.

<In some cases, yes,> agreed the Emissary. <But not in all. Akari would like you five to be His mortal representatives on the Mortal Plane.>

"Why?" demanded Xandro.

<There is a group of enemies in the Forbidden Lands who, through divination magic, are aware of a threat approaching from the east. Although they do not yet know in what form this threat exists, it is you five they fear. To ward off this unknown threat, they had the various entrances to the western half of Talonia - split as it is by the rift that almost tore the continent apart many centuries ago - sealed off. They were responsible for the cyclops and his two monstrous centipedes sealing off the tunnels from the halfling monastery as you were traversing them. They were also the ones who summoned the shinigamis and sent them scouring the approaches to the Forbidden Lands and take out any potentially powerful enough threats to stop their plans.>

"Who is this group? And what are they planning?" asked Zander.

<That I am not permitted to say. But I can say that if their plans are allowed to come to fruition, it will endanger every living soul in this world. The God of Death and Undeath does not wish to see the destruction of the current balance between life and death come to an end. With your approval, Akari will accept you as His mortal representatives on Erthe. You need do nothing you weren't already going to do - go into the Forbidden Lands - as you are fated to meet up with these foes, and doing so as Akari's representatives may aid you in ways I am not permitted to disclose.>

"So doing so helps us save the entire planet?" asked Thurloe, thinking about the bragging rights he'd attain by becoming a savior to everyone in the world all at once. "Okay, I'm in."

"I as well," added Zander.

Wakuren and Alewyth looked nervously at each other; as clerics devoted to Cal, God of the Air and Healing and Aerik, God of Earth and Protection, respectively, it felt like a betrayal to become the mortal representatives of an entirely different deity - and of all the other deities in the pantheon, the God of Death and Undeath? "I...have some reservations," admitted Wakuren.

"Me too," agreed Alewyth.

<I see,> replied the Emissary. <Then let us see what we can do to alleviate them.> He spread his arms out wide as if in benediction, and the two clerics rose a few inches up off the ground. Then, snapping his skeletal wrists to the side, the Emissary caused Wakuren and Alewyth's necks to snap, and their heads to hang listlessly at their sides as the life left their bodies. Xandro and Thurloe grabbed up their blades as if to attack, but just that quickly, the half-orc and the dwarf raised their heads up as life returned to their bodies as quickly as it had left. With another gesture, the Emissary brought them both back down to the ground.

<I trust you had a discussion with the Emissaries of your own Gods?>

"We did," answered Alewyth and Wakuren in unison. The half-orc added, "Cal's celestials have no objections to my becoming a mortal representative of Akari."

"Nor does Aerik," added Alewyth. "My service to Akari has the full support of Aerik."

The Emissary turned to face Xandro. <And you?> he asked. <Will you become a mortal representative to Akari, God of Death and Undeath?>

"No way in Hell," spat Xandro, who found the very idea repellent. "I don't care what the others do - I'm not serving the Death God in any capacity, whether you snap my neck right now or not!"

<Very well,> replied the Emissary. <You may have cause to look back upon this moment with regret, but Akari will not - can not - force any mortal to abide by His wishes.> He turned to the other four and raised a bony hand. From the tips of his finger-bones shot out four blasts of white-hot energy, almost like a magic missile attack, but these blasts went directly to the foreheads of the four who had accepted the Emissary's offer. For a brief moment, the skull emblem of Akari glowed on their foreheads before fading away to invisibility.

<With this mark, your four are officially the mortal representatives of Akari, God of Death and Undeath, whose goals in this matter align with those of All-Father Cal and Aerik the Protector. Go forth and continue on with your mortal lives.> With that, his glowing-energy wings spread wide before him and he flew up into the sky, to a height of about 20 feet. Then, with another wave of his hand, the dust pooled on the ground rose back up and reassembled itself into the form of the shinigami the heroes had just slain; the six gemstones leaped up and started circling his head once again, as the massive scythe reformed in his skeletal hands.

<These individuals are not a threat to your summoners,> the Emissary stated. <Seek elsewhere for your threats, and report back to your masters of your findings when you have completed your sweep.> The shinigami, no longer recalling its previous encounter with the heroes nor its own destruction and rebirth, bowed before the Emissary of Akari and turned away. It followed the road the way it had been traveling when the heroes had first encountered it, as if oblivious to their existence. Above them the Emissary blinked out in a flash of light, and the fire elemental's flames once again started flickering. The leaf, suspended in midair during the encounter with the Emissary, finally completed its trip to the ground.

"Really?" demanded Thurloe, looking in contempt at Xandro. "The fate of the world at stake, and you tell an Emissary 'no?'"

"He's got you four - he doesn't really need me," countered Xandro.

"Besides," he added a moment later, "if this turns out to be a big scam, you might need me untouched to come save your bacon." They couldn't really argue against that, not knowing the specifics of what they'd just agreed to, and it made for some uncomfortable speculation.

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This was a short adventure - one ongoing encounter, really - and as the adventure that followed was similarly short, I decided we'd play through the both of them during one session. I think this one took us about two and a half hours in all. And as we gamed over a four-day weekend, Joey was in attendance, running Zander instead of having his dad, Dan, run him as normal when he's away at college.

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T-shirt worn: My white "Walking Dead" T-shirt, even though the shinigami floated above the ground, not walked. (The Pathfinder game lists the shinigami as an outsider; for my campaign, I turned it into an undead.)
 

ADVENTURE 84: STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOU

PC Roster:
Alewyth Putterpye, dwarf priestess of Aerik 17​
Thurloe Pulver, human fighter 3/wizard 3/spellsword 10/eldritch knight 1​
Wakuren, half-orc cleric of Cal 9/paladin 8​
Xandro Silverstrings, human bard 6/rogue 11​
Zander Quilson, elf sorcerer 17​

NPC Roster:
Beetle Darkcloud, halfling ranger 6​
Robin the Balladeer, human bard 6​

Game Session Date: 12 October 2024

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It had been several days since the other four dreamwalkers had agreed to become Akari's mortal representatives, and so far, Xandro wasn't convinced he'd made the wrong choice in not joining them. They'd spent the night in the drow city of Skel'dorath, and so far none of the drow had reacted any differently to the four mortal representatives as they had to Xandro, Robin, or Beetle. Xandro knew there were invisible markings on his friends' foreheads - the unholy symbol of Akari, God of Death and Undeath - but the drow were as oblivious to them being there as were Robin and Beetle, who had been time-stopped during the appearance of the Emissary of Akari, who had made the (in Xandro's mind) unholy bargain with them.

"Breakfast's ready!" called Alewyth, finishing the casting of the heroes' feast spell with which she started every morning. Everyone gathered around the table and started tucking into the meal: luscious fruits, freshly-baked breads and muffins, and savory spreads. But there was one difference between this casting of the spell and the previous similar spells she'd cast in the past: everything, be it bread or fruit, pastry or jelly, tasted like garlic. "What the--?" sputtered Xandro, spitting out a bite from an apple and glaring at Alewyth as if she'd done this on purpose. Or was the taint of Akari already affecting her spells...?

Beetle, of all people, provided the likely answer. "Skel'dorath was built on the site of a permanent, fluctuating magical field," he explained. "There's a Temple of Telgrane at the city's edge that studies the effects, but magic can be...highly variable here. It's likely just a weird side effect of the wild magic that permeates the area."

"But it's still safe to eat?" asked Thurloe.

"I don't know why it wouldn't be," offered up the halfling.

"Well, the spell's not effective unless we finish this all off in the next hour," reminded Alewyth, helping herself to a glass of garlicky juice, to help wash down the garlicky muffin with garlicky jelly she was eating. "It's not all that bad." But the face she made as she choked down the food said otherwise. Still, the heroes had gotten used to starting each morning out with such fare, and had become somewhat dependent upon the extra vigor and immunity to poison and fear the meal offered. So they all forced themselves to eat the heroes' feast despite its unusual taste (although everyone hit the wineskins afterwards to get a better taste in their mouths, and to try to get rid of the overwhelming taste of garlic).

Finally, that morning ritual complete, the group mounted up on their dinosaur steeds and headed onwards, continuing their way west to find the Forbidden Lands. Beetle, from the back of his fastieth dinosaur Yellow-Belly at the front of their little procession, pointed out the Temple of Telgrane, God of the Sun and of Knowledge, once it came into view: a multi-stepped pyramid, rising up from the northwestern edge of the city. But as he started to explain about the kinds of things they studied there, he was interrupted by the sounds of screams coming from that direction.

"What now?" grumbled Thurloe.

The screams were followed shortly by a small horde of drow fleeing from the direction of the temple pyramid. "Take my reins," Wakuren told Beetle. "I'm switching mounts." And with that, the half-orc - who used the illusion-generating properties of his cloak to make him to appear to be a strange hybrid of orc and drow (thinking this would make him fit in more in a drow city, unaware of just how strange and unusual such a background was seen in drow society) - summoned his air element warhorse Nimbus from the Elemental Plane of Air, leaping from the saddle of his pachycephalosaurus Perseverance, which he rode in town the better to fit in. Beetle took the dinosaur's reins and led him to the back of their formation; Robin joined him, getting out her lute and preparing to start up the chords to the song of inspirational courage.

As the fearful drow came running their way, Thurloe used his wand to cast a shield spell on himself. "This better not be another damned shinigami," he muttered to himself. But it wasn't: it was a squat, humanoid figure, towering some 35 feet or so into the air, its massive arms flailing as it waddled down the street between the buildings on either side. Despite its bulk, its massive size allowed it to take huge strides that quickly ate up the distance between it and the closest of the fleeing drow. It bent forward and swatted at two of the dark elves, who stuck to its hands and were added to its mass; only then did the heroes note that this towering, humanoid beast was composed of the merged bodies of scores, if not hundreds of people.

Alewyth quickly cast a magic circle against evil spell upon herself, gazing in awe at the towering monstrosity. Xandro cast a heroism spell on himself, while looking up at the flesh colossus, noticing it wasn't just drow making up its fused body - there were a few giant spiders and a riding lizard or two helping comprise its twisted form. As he watched, it kicked at another drow and the hapless victim merged with the other bodies making up the monster's leg. The dark elf thrashed and tried to free himself, to no avail.

Some of the drow were running into whatever building was at hand, and that proved to be a good strategy, since the flesh colossus was certainly too big to be able to follow, and it seemed to lose interest in what it could no longer see, as if, by entering a building, the drow no longer existed to the horrid brute. Zander cast a haste spell on the group, asking, "How are we going to fight that?" as Robin started her song from a block or two behind them.

"Let's take a closer look," suggested Thurloe, activating the fly effect of his celestial armor and taking flight, heading straight towards the flesh colossus. His bastard sword Spellslicer was out, but this was just a scouting mission; he had no desire to get within striking distance of the colossus and end up a part of its monstrous body. Boney, no longer burdened by a rider, dropped back by Beetle out of habit.

Wakuren cast a shield of faith spell and urged Nimbus closer, the air-steed taking to the skies. Alewyth tried casting a hold monster spell at the flesh colossus, thinking to immobilize it at least for a bit, but its composite mind - what there was of one - deflected the spell with ease. Xandro, not wanting to risk his own mount Ceph, climbed down from the saddle and urged it back with a slap on the flank. It, too, went to go hang out by Beetle and Robin, while Xandro carefully approached, his rapier Deathwhisper out and ready in his hand.

Then the colossus shambled closer, and the front line of heroes found themselves in the area of effect of the telepathic field it was generating - a confusing mass of scrambled thoughts, screams of horror, and pointless attempts to make sense of what was happening. Wakuren, Thurloe, and Xandro each felt their own individual sense of self getting tangled up in this mish-mash of a scrambled mind, their bodies standing motionlessly as they were stunned into temporary immobility. But the flesh colossus had grabbed up another pair of drow, one of which had had the misfortune of falling down in the street. It became a part of the colossal beast's left arm, a thick appendage getting thicker all the time.

"We can't let it get them!" called out Alewyth, wishing she'd prayed for a second hold monster spell that morning. But Zander had her covered, casting a prismatic wall spell from a scroll he'd purchased several drow cities back, the second of three - leaving him with only one more. But the multicolored wall sprang up between the flesh colossus and Thurloe's hovering form, and to the confused mind of the flesh colossus, the wall was as solid as any made of brick and mortar; no longer able to see Thurloe, it had already forgotten about the spellsword. And if nothing else, the diversion allowed the remaining drow to find safety in the nearby buildings; the streets were now clear except for the flesh colossus and the heroes from Armaturia.

The three stunned heroes continued staring blankly ahead of them, Thurloe slowly drifting down to the ground as he failed to concentrate on his fly spell. But Alewyth was unaffected, and she stepped forward a bit (not too close; she didn't want to get caught up in the stun-inducing telepathic field), casting an implosion spell directed at the center of mass of the flesh colossus. The three-dimensional nature of the amalgamated beast started wobbling, as space seemed to fold in on itself and the colossus got smaller, floating in the middle of the air as its various incorporated body parts all shrunk into itself. Finally, with a pop of air, the entire creature vanished, as if it had never been there.

But there in the street, standing somewhat dazed and confused, were two drow figures who hadn't been there before. Both wore robes, and each held a rather large ruby in one hand; each had the symbol of Telgrane prominently displayed, the wizard having it stenciled on the left breast of his robes and the cleric on a chain around his neck.

"You idiot!" screamed the cleric, the older of the two by a considerable margin. "You see what became of your ridiculous accusations?"

"It was a wild surge!" countered the younger wizard. "It was supposed to only link our minds together, so I could read your guilt straight from your own memories! And regardless, if you hadn't taken what didn't belong to you--"

"For the last time, I didn't take your precious cookie!" interrupted the cleric. By that time, he'd had enough; he started the words to a summoning spell, intending to bring forth a howler from the Fiendish Planes to sic on this crazy lab partner of his. But by then, the stunning effect of the flesh colossus's telepathic field had run its course and the three heroes were once again free to act. Wakuren, using his paladin senses to confirm that both of these arguing drow were in fact evil, cast a control winds spell that blew them both into the prismatic wall that neither had even taken notice of, so intent were they on their month-long feud. Passing through the multiple layers of Zander's spell wall, their bodies were scorched, burned, poisoned, petrified, and dumped onto a random outer plane. And then, at long last, there was once more quiet in the streets of Skel'dorath.

It didn't take long for the fleeing drow to notice the threat was no more, and they cautiously exited the buildings from which they had been hiding. Before long, wizards and clerics started exiting the Temple of Telgrane as well, looking for answers. The heroes were asked to give statements and remain in the city during their investigations into the incident; they begrudgingly complied - the fact that by staying in one place, it would be that much easier for Wangle to find them when he was ready to pass over the magic items Wakuren and Xandro had ordered and receive the rest of his payment helped them come to the decision they did. Eventually, they were cleared of all wrongdoing - the drow whose lives they had saved all confirmed their heroic actions in facing down and destroying the flesh colossus - and given the explanation the wizards and clerics had finally pieced together. It turned out the wizard had brought in a small plate of cookies he'd baked at home, and the final one had gone missing. He immediately placed the blame on the cleric, the only other one in the room at the time of the theft, who swore he was innocent of the charge. After a month of bickering, the wizard devised a set of rubies that was to allow him to merge his mind with the cleric's to assess his guilt, but a wild magic surge caused their bodies to merge as well. Staggering in the halls, they picked up several other bodies, merging with colleagues and coworkers in the temple until they made it outside, where they absorbed the better part of a small crowd and attained the full form of the flesh colossus the heroes had been forced to put down.

And final investigations cleared the cleric of wrongdoing; the wizard's last cookie had been stolen by a lab assistant under the effects of an invisibility spell, not that the truth did any good to the cleric at that point.

But with the investigations finished and the heroes cleared, they were finally free to leave Skel'dorath. None of them particularly minded being able to see that weird city behind them.

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That was definitely a short adventure - I think it took me longer to build my "flesh colossus mini" than it took to run through the entire adventure!

I took five toilet paper rolls and cut slits in them so that I could assemble them together: a torso, two legs, and two arms. (Flesh colossi don't really have much in the way of heads.) Then I covered each toilet paper tube in rubber bands (the tiny ones used for ponytails), and after that I slipped a whole bunch of D&D minis under the rubber bands: every drow mini I had, then regular elves and humans, a few dwarves, and even a few giant riding lizards and monstrous spiders - creatures one might find in a drow city. I assembled it the night before we played, didn't like how it had turned out, so dismantled it and reassembled it the morning of the game session (we start around noon, so I had time) ... and Alewyth killed it in the second round of combat with her implosion spell. They didn't even get to find out the garlic-heavy heroes' feast spell had given the opposite effects: hit point loss instead of bonus hit points, a penalty to hit instead of a bonus, no immunity to fear and poison, and so on. Heavy sigh.

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T-shirt worn: Still my "Walking Dead" T-shirt, as it was the same session as the previous adventure - plus, some of the creatures in the flesh colossus' merged body were dead, and it was still walking.
 
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ADVENTURE 85: HOUSE APPRAISAL

PC Roster:
Alewyth Putterpye, dwarf priestess of Aerik 17​
Thurloe Pulver, human fighter 3/wizard 3/spellsword 10/eldritch knight 1​
Wakuren, half-orc cleric of Cal 9/paladin 8​
Xandro Silverstrings, human bard 6/rogue 11​
Zander Quilson, elf sorcerer 17​

NPC Roster:
Beetle Darkcloud, halfling ranger 6​
Robin the Balladeer, human bard 6​

Game Session Date: 27 October 2024

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"As always," said Wangle Turdblossom, "it's been a pleasure doing business with you." The little gnome - a dragon in gnome form, the heroes all knew, but Wangle didn't know that they knew - had returned to Skel'dorath a day after the incident with the flesh colossus to present Wakuren and Xandro with the items they had purchased and receive the rest of his payments. Wakuren had the iron ward diamonds attached to his armor immediately, while Xandro brought his magic crossbow into a weapons shop to have a few more upgrades made to it. "Might as well," he reasoned. "We've got to stick around until the authorities are finished with their investigation in any case."

"Well, you know," interjected Thurloe. "That's not technically true...."

"We're not skipping town and having the drow authorities putting a price on our heads," scolded Alewyth. "And we did nothing wrong. The investigation will show that, surely." Fortunately, the dwarf was correct in her assessment - within a few days, the authorities had completed their investigations and determined the five heroes - while technically responsible for the deaths of the countless beings that had been merged into a flesh colossus after a poorly-timed surge of wild magic affected a pair of magic items one of the wizards of the Temple of Telgrane had concocted - had saved the lives of countless others, and they had been in no way responsible for the creation of the flesh colossus in the first place. They were thanked for their assistance and given leave to go.

And go they did - nobody wanted to stay in Skel'dorath any longer than needed, as the wild magic surges were too unpredictable. Alewyth had taken to casting her morning heroes' feast spell inside the extradimensional confines of Hesperna's lamp, the better to end up with food that actually tasted like it should and had the desired effect. But as they were leaving the city, they saw a grizzled-looking drow packing up a riding lizard. "You hear about the bounties?" he asked them as they approached. When told they had not, he offered up that there had been gnoll raids along the trade route to the next city, Van'kiroth, some 50 miles away - so much so that the city of Skel'dorath was paying 5 pieces of gold for each gnoll pelt brought in. "Gnolls prefer making their ambushes at night," the drow declared. "Especially around the nights of a full moon - like tonight. I figure if I can track them to their lair during the day, I can kill me a bunch of them in their sleep."

"Well, good luck to you," declared Zander. He knew they wouldn't be making any side trips to go gnoll hunting; Beetle was already antsy at being held up in Skel'dorath for so long and wanted to get back on the road. And 5 pieces of gold per pelt was chump change to heroes of their caliber, at this point in their adventuring careers. He also figured a group of their size would probably be safe from any gnoll bandit attacks, as they generally liked to go for weaker prey.

"It'll likely be two days to Van'kiroth," Beetle said from the front of their procession. "That is, if we don't run into any trouble...."

It only took them four or five hours on the road to run into trouble. They were riding more or less in single file, with Beetle and Yellow-Belly in the lead and Robin at the end, leading Wakuren's pachycephalosaurus Perseverance by the reins while the half-orc rode his air element warhorse Nimbus just above Zander's head (providing the elf a bit of well-desired shade, for the sun was hot overhead). Xandro had his Dardolian lute out and was absently playing a travel tune, just to keep in practice. They followed alongside a shallow stream which carved its way through a bunch of scrub brush. Up ahead and to the right, the badlands rose up to a small rise, upon which sat a ramshackle house looking like a strong wind might blow it over. It was a two-story structure made of sun-faded wood.

"Hey, Petey, why don't you go check out that house?" suggested Zander, and his pseudodragon familiar was off like a shot. But shortly after he rose up in the air, he called back to his master telepathically, <Hey, there's a bunch of dead bodies ahead of you!>

Sure enough, shortly after his familiar's warning, Zander could see the scattered bodies of a couple dozen dead gnolls laying in the dirt ahead, nearly half of them already stripped of their pelts. As the group got closer, they could hear the buzzing sound as hundreds of flies swarmed about, dropping in for a quick meal of carrion.

As the rest of the group came to a halt, warily looking around for potential enemies, Alewyth rode her dinosaur mount up, casting a magic circle against evil spell upon herself as she did so. "Do you think they're undead?" she called up to Wakuren, who had a better view from his slightly higher vantage point. Xandro immediately halted his song, and from the back of the procession, a new tune started up - Robin's song of inspirational courage. They weren't in any combat yet, but the young bard had a feeling it wouldn't be far off. Beetle, feeling the same way, urged Yellow-Belly back to the end of the formation by Robin and let the heroes make their assessment of danger.

Thurloe urged his mount Boney up, casting a shield spell on himself with his wand as he did so. "They don't look undead," he offered up. "They're just lying there. Maybe that drow with the big lizard killed 'em, loaded up what pelts he could fit, and'll be back later for the rest."

"Let's find out for sure," suggested Wakuren, leading Nimbus to drop back down upon the ground in front of the others as he raised his holy symbol of Cal and prepared to try turning the potential undead with a blast of positive energy. But before he could do so, the gnolls triggered their ambush.

There was a sudden blur of motion as all about them, the scrub brushes all turned into gnolls - or, more accurately, at a predetermined signal, each of the nearly three dozen gnolls dropped the veil spell that had magically disguised them as desert plants. The line of heroes on their bonehead mounts had twenty gnolls to their immediate right, a clump of five to their left, and two groups of four archers each off to the left and behind them.

Four gnoll fighters to the left each shot arrows from their shortbows at a different target: Wakuren, Thurloe, Zander, and Alewyth, as they were lined up in that order. The fifth gnoll in that group, an adept, fired off a scorching ray spell at Zander, but fortunately for the elf only one of the gouts of flame struck him, the other whizzing over his shoulder. The eight archers in the back paired up, two each firing at Beetle, Robin, Xandro, and Alewyth - and while all of this was happening, a blast of electricity smashed into Thurloe, sending arcs leaping out to strike the other four heroes and all of their mounts. (Zander was once again quite fortunate in that his ring of counterspells had been loaded with a chain lightning spell, so the arc headed his way fizzled out to nothingness.) Xandro's training allowed him to dodge the sudden blast of lightning altogether, but everyone else was struck and shocked by the blast. But then the gnolls in the front ranks to the right - they were layered three deep - struck out with their battleaxes.

To the gnolls' surprise, however, this hadn't been the bloodbath they had initially expected. Each of the heroes - and their mounts - had been wounded, but none were down, and none looked to be ready to drop at any moment; they were made of much tougher stuff than the merchants they'd been preying upon in recent weeks. Some began wondering if attacking during the day - a switch they'd made when the drow started traveling by day to avoid the gnolls' nighttime attacks - had been a mistake.

<Did you see that?> called Petey from the air, the only one of their group to be completely unscathed by the multiple surprise attacks. <That chain lightning spell came from the top floor of the building!>

But then Wakuren made his move. The words to a holy word spilled from his lips, and a wave of holy energy went exploding in a burst all around him, blasting its way through those of a non-good bent it encountered along its way. Eighteen of the twenty gnolls to the half-orc's right were blasted away to instant death, and most of the gnoll skeletons and about half of the gnoll zombies - all of whom were in fact undead, and had been slowly clambering to their feet - were likewise destroyed by the spell. The gnolls on Wakuren's left - those with more fighting experience - were not slain by the spell, but all five of them went blind and temporarily lost their hearing as well; fortunately for the gnoll adept, he'd already commanded his undead minions to rise up and fight once the ambush had been sprung, so they hopefully would not need any further instructions from him.

However, Wakuren hadn't fully thought through the ramifications of casting the holy word spell - it had been the first time he'd ever had occasion to do so - and the four pachycephalosaurus mounts, Boney, Pachy, Lapis, and Ceph, all froze up as their muscles locked in temporary paralysis and they lost their sight and hearing for a bit as well. Nimbus, however, was unaffected and moved forward to send a sharp hoof crashing into the leg of a gnoll fighter standing sightlessly before him.

The two remaining gnolls of the clump of 20 attacked haphazardly with their battleaxes, their attention diverted by their falling neighbors; as a result, none of their attacks made it to their intended targets. The blinded fighters advanced cautiously, swinging their weapons before them in the hopes of connecting with an unseen enemy, and surprisingly both Thurloe and Alewyth were hit in this fashion. But then Xandro leaped from the saddle of his unresponsive mount, drew Deathwhisper from its scabbard, and charged the nearest blinded fighter, stabbing him deep in the chest with his blade.

Wakuren and Nimbus found themselves the targets of a charging group of undead gnoll skeletons and zombies, as Zander cast a prismatic spray spell at the blinded gnolls to his left. Two of the gnoll fighters were hit by green rays and slain instantly by poison, falling over dead without ever knowing what had struck them down. Two more were struck by violet rays, and while the gnoll fighter remained unscathed, the adept vanished from sight as his body was cast through a rent in space and hurtled to another plane of existence. An indigo ray hit the fifth gnoll but had no effect; the sightless brute was blissfully unaware of how close he had come to becoming completely insane.

Petey, in the meantime, had made his way to the decrepit-looking building, flying up to the open attic windows, through which he could see the furry face of yet another gnoll: the sorcerer who had cast the chain lightning spell down upon the heroes. The gnoll seemed to be diverting his attention between the battle going on in the scrublands below and whatever held his interest on the table before him in the cramped attic room.

Alewyth dismounted from the paralyzed Lapis and ran over toward the two small groups of archers, who as of yet had been untouched by combat - she intended to put an end to that oversight at once! Casting a summoning spell, she brought forth a large earth elemental from the ground below the feet of one group of four, and by using her summoner's totem, she was able to imbue the stone-bodied elemental with a bull's strength spell as it formed from the very ground, increasing its already impressive strength. The earthen brute swung a boulderlike fist into the closest gnoll archer, sending him flying and the other three fleeing at top speed. The other group of archers, some 20 feet away, continued targeting Robin and Beetle with their arrows, while the two did their best to dodge out of the way. But Robin continued playing her inspirational song, not wanting to let down her teammates.

Thurloe swung Spellslicer from the saddle and slew one of the lesser experienced gnolls to his right, then slid to the ground to his left, heading for the blinded gnoll fighters that remained. But in doing so, he turned his back to the wooden building up on the mesa, and as a result he missed out of the spectacle that followed: the gnoll sorcerer, pulling levers and pushing buttons on a desktop just below the open attic windows, managed to finally activate the one that allowed the wood colossus to transform from its house shape - a form in which it had sat here for literally thousands of years - into a hulking, humanoid shape. With creaks and moans of ancient wood, the "house" rose up into the air as below it, the wood of its construction reconfigured itself until it stood some 65 feet tall, the "attic" now forming a sort of rough head and the open windows serving as eyes, through which the gnoll could see the fight going on down in the scrublands below was not going very well for his troops. Oh well, let's see how these strange travelers fared now that the gnolls had a wooden giant on their side!

Wakuren raised his holy symbol of Cal at the zombie horde before him and channeled positive energy their way, slaying a bunch of them as well as some undead skeletons that had been trying to claw him and Nimbus. The cloud-steed continued its hoof attacks upon the blinded gnoll fighter before him, and there wasn't much the furry foe could to to block the attacks he couldn't even see were coming his way. The blinded gnolls tried swinging their weapons at where they thought their enemies might be, but such unsure attacks were rather easy to dodge, as the heroes soon proved all too well.

Xandro slew the gnoll fighter he'd been stabbing, then spun around, looking for his next victim. Zander, alerted to the wood colossus by Petey's frantic telepathic calls, cast a summoning spell of his own and had a huge fire elemental burst into existence about halfway between the heroes and the massive construct. Upon the elf's orders, the blazing elemental went rushing up the mesa to block the path of the colossus, striking it with a burning fist. The flames didn't seem to do too much against the wood colossus, although its wooden construction, dried after so long in a semiarid environment, seemed like a good candidate for firewood; apparently it had some sort of magical protection against fire keeping it from starting ablaze.

Petey flew through the open attic window and right into the gnoll sorcerer's face, stabbing at him with his scorpionlike stinger. He got the gnoll in the side of his hairy muzzle, but the gnoll swatted the pseudodragon away with a pawlike hand, and the injected venom did not appear to do anything.

Alewyth swung Sjondra into the side of a blinded gnoll fighter's head, crushing his skull and dropping him instantly. Her earth elemental strode forward, swinging his massive fists at the same archer he'd hit before and ending his life as well. The other archers shot arrows at Robin, Beetle, and Alewyth - at least those not running away from the earth elemental. And up on the mesa, the wood colossus smashed a wooden fist down at the fire elemental, momentarily flattening its wavering body before it pulled it back - long before it had time to start on fire itself. The blazing elemental tried striking out at the colossus when it regained its full form, but once again its flames did little - and the construct actually seemed to be healing itself as time went on.

Thurloe cast a dimension door spell and manifested instantly in the back of the attic room, behind the gnoll sorcerer and seemingly without him noticing the sudden intrusion. But before the spellsword could do anything himself, Petey struck again, and this time the venom had its intended effect; the gnoll sorcerer collapsed onto the table before slumping to the floor, sound asleep. Grinning to himself, Thurloe took the opportunity to sever the gnoll's head from his neck and sent it plummeting out the attic window. Then he looked at the controls on the table before him and frowned - they were all labeled in the Drow language, which Thurloe could recognize but not read himself. "Go get Zander," he told the pseudodragon, and Petey flew back out of the window to go let his master know he was needed.

The remaining gnoll zombies were doing their best to swarm over Wakuren and Nimbus, so the half-orc cast a mass cure medium wounds spell, which had the dual effects of slaying the closest undead and healing up some of the worst wounds on himself, Zander, and the mounts. Xandro activated his ring of invisibility and stalked over towards the nearest batch of gnoll archers, who remained blissfully unaware of his presence. Zander headed that way himself, unleashing another prismatic spray spell after determining Xandro was not in the area of effect. Two of the archers turned immediately to stone; one went insane and attacked his nearest companion with a battleaxe; and three more survived the attack despite suffering burns from either fire or acid. Alewyth then added salt on their wounds by casting a dictum spell at the archers, paralyzing the lot of them as their muscles froze up. It was simplicity itself for the elemental, Alewyth, and Xandro to pick them off one by one until they were no more.

The last remaining undead made their final attacks upon Wakuren and Nimbus before another blast of positive energy channeled through the half-orc's holy symbol turned them to dust. Then, responding to Petey's telepathic calls, Nimbus flew over towards Zander, Wakuren leaned over to one side, and pulled the elf up behind him. Petey caught up with them in midair and expertly landed back on his master's shoulder. They flew towards the wood colossus's head as Thurloe came flying out of it, using the power of his celestial armor to get out of the range of the construct's reach before it could register the spellsword's presence. Thurloe could see how much damage the colossus was dealing to the fire elemental and did not want that powerful of a punch being directed his way!

As he was thinking this, the colossus gave the fire elemental a final smash and its fiery body dissipated for good (although its fist finally caught fire as a result). Alewyth, seeing this and not wanting to allow the wood colossus to continue on its path towards them, summoned a huge earth elemental - easily twice the size of the one she'd sicced on the gnoll archers - and it immediately began pounding in the colossus's wooden structure with its stony fists. Already it seemed to have done more damage to the construct than the fire elemental had been able to during its brief stay on the Material Plane. Taking comfort in the fact the wooden colossus could catch on fire after all, Thurloe cast a scorching ray spell at it from a safe distance in midair.

While it was thus occupied, Wakuren flew Nimbus to right outside its striking range and cast a gaseous form spell on Zander. The elf needed no prompting; he floated over to the open attic window and attained his solid form once more once safely inside. Then, looking over the controls and focusing in on a large gemstone marked "vocal input" in Drow, he said - in the language of the dark elves - "Return to your house configuration!"

The effect was instantaneous. The wood colossus bucked and shuddered as its limbs drew into its central structure and it lowered itself back down to the ground. It finally ended up back in its dilapidated house structure, the entire building canted a bit to one side due to the uneven surface upon which it had rooted itself.

Declaring it safe to do so (or so he believed), Zander led the others in exploring the interior rooms of the house. They had all seen better days, the wood warped and covered in years' worth of cobwebs, with water damage from a leaky roof having destroyed the contents of a wizard's library on the upper floor. But Wakuren announced he'd be casting six make whole spells on a daily basis for however long it took to spruce the place up. "Just think!" he said. "We can get this thing back to its original appearance! And one of us can pilot it alongside us as we travel the rest of the way to the Forbidden Lands!" As it turned out, the attic was the only room remaining in its normal configuration when the colossus assumed its humanoid form, the rest of the house interior being shunted into an extradimensional space and anyone inside those rooms being placed in a timeless stasis for the duration. But everyone agreed they should bring the wood colossus with them.

Several hours later, the drow bounty hunter approached on his riding lizard. He was more than happy to accept the bounties on all of the gnoll pelts if he'd do the work to skin them, since these strangers said they had no intentions on returning to Skel'dorath any time soon. Amazed at his great fortune, the drow couldn't believe these idiots were passing up free money like that. But then they headed off, Robin once more in the rear, but this time with not only Perseverance but also Ceph attached to her saddle by their reins.

The drow's mouth hung open when the wooden house started restructuring itself once again until had resumed its humanoid build. He said nothing as Zander waved a cheery farewell to him through the open attic window. "Enjoy your pelts!" he said, as the wood colossus trudged in the wake of the strangers and their dinosaur mounts.

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For this adventure, I used two Paizo Flip-Mats from the "Ambush Sites" pack side by side. However, since that covers an area bigger than the table in my game room, for this session we played in our family room, with the two maps completely filling up the large coffee table we have there in front of the sofa. It had the added advantage of keeping us closer to the downstairs kitchen area, where we lay out the snacks prepared for that session. And at the end of this session, everyone advanced their PCs to 18th level.

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T-shirt worn: My Dalek "Exterminate!" shirt, not only because that's what the gnolls wished to do with the PCs, but because a Dalek is an unliving construct controlled by an organic being on the inside, much like the wood colossus is a construct with a living controller inside its "attic head."
 

ADVENTURE 86: NAGA SAGA

PC Roster:
Alewyth Putterpye, dwarf priestess of Aerik 18​
Thurloe Pulver, human fighter 3/wizard 3/spellsword 10/eldritch knight 2​
Wakuren, half-orc cleric of Cal 9/paladin 9​
Xandro Silverstrings, human bard 6/rogue 12​
Zander Quilson, elf sorcerer 18​

NPC Roster:
Beetle Darkcloud, halfling ranger 6​
Robin the Balladeer, human bard 6​

Game Session Date: 9 November 2024

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Wakuren had gotten up early. While Alewyth was preparing her spells so she could summon forth the morning's heroes' feast, the half-orc was walking from room to room in the dilapidated wooden building they had recently taken over as their own, casting make whole spells. He'd noticed that while in its humanoid form, the wood colossus had a sort of self-regenerating property keeping it whole, but it really showed its age - several millennia, if the tales about the drow wizard wars were true - when it reverted back to its manor house mode. After Wakuren's spells (and his travels from room to room while spellcasting) were complete, the building's interior and exterior looked as good as new, although the water-damaged scrolls and tomes were unrecoverable. He looked over his work with a feeling of pride and accomplishment; after all, he was starting to think of the wood colossus as "his," and was even considering naming it "Patience" - or maybe "Penitence."

But once the heroes had finished up their morning rituals - devouring the heroes' feast and casting their morning spells, like Zander's mage armor and the endure elements spells that kept Alewyth, Xandro, Robin, and Wakuren comfortable under the hot sun - they saddled up their mounts and started back on the road. They were now an even odder-looking caravan than before, with their halfling guide Beetle riding upon his fastieth mount Yellow-Belly in front, five heroes riding their "bonehead" mounts behind (with Wakuren's dinosaur, Perseverance, trailing behind Robin with his reins tied to the saddle of the young bard's mount Alosaurus), and now with a 65-foot-tall humanoid made of wood trudging behind the rest of the group, with Wakuren sitting in the attic control room giving the construct its verbal orders.

There was a hill ahead of them, and cresting it from the opposite direction was a drow merchant in his cart, being pulled by a horse-sized spider. However, while the heroes had gotten used to the idea that the drow often used giant lizards and spiders as riding mounts and beasts of burden, this merchant had never seen a wood colossus, and his immediate reaction was to guide his spider in a perpendicular path that took them off the road and away from the giant wooden monster trailing the dinosaurs and their riders. It took Thurloe, calling out in the drow tongue (he'd decided learning the language was important now that they had a wood colossus that could only be given verbal directions in the drow tongue) that they were friendly, and that the "giant wooden man" wouldn't hurt anyone. To reinforce the spellsword's words, Wakuren gave a friendly wave from the attic window down at the drow merchant, who was finally persuaded that the small caravan with the enormous ambulatory house-man weren't threats. Xandro, who hadn't bothered learning the drow language, cast a tongues spell that would allow him to understand what the merchant said and be able to respond to him in kind.

"If you're heading towards Van'kiroth, you'd do well to look out for a strange monster that's been attacking travelers along the stretch of road between here and there," the drow merchant warned. He went on to explain it was a multi-headed dinosaur built like a "much smaller thunderherder," which, once Beetle explained was a seismosaurus, a much larger version of a brontosaurus, they took to mean a hydra. The merchant, a drow named Vendikov, went on to explain he'd seen the creature himself not two hours earlier, and while he couldn't be sure how many heads it had (in part due to the creature's orange-brown coloration, which allowed it to blend in rather easily with the natural rock all around), it was no more than six. "Now, this is nothing more than a rumor I've heard," Vendikov continued, "but I've heard the beast can cast spells as easily as any of the drow wizard-kings of old. I didn't see it casting any spells, but as soon as I caught sight of it, we sped away as fast as we could go!"

He also warned the heroes there were rumors of a vicious pack of gnoll raiders who had been making sporadic attacks between Van'kiroth and Skel'dorath, the city the heroes had just come from. He was relieved to hear they'd already dealt with the gnolls, and was pleased when they opted to purchase some of his wares - a few bottles of antidote to the drow sleep venom used by many of his race, and several bottles of his finest drow wine. Then they said their goodbyes and went their separate ways, Vendikov towards Skel'dorath and the heroes off to Van'kiroth.

It was several hours later that they met up with the hydra.

Wakuren, with his higher perch in the wood colossus' control room, was the first to spot it crawling out of a cave in the side of a hill. Almost immediately thereafter, he felt the tingling of a spell effect dancing around in his brain, but he managed to shrug off whatever the intended effects might have been. Had the hydra cast the spell at him? It was impossible for the half-orc to say, as there had been no unusual activity from the hydra that might have been the casting of a spell, although Wakuren admitted to himself he had no idea how a creature without hands would perform the somatic gestures most spells required. Neck movement, perhaps? Who knew? But while he dwelt upon the possibilities, he also called out a warning to his friends below. What he didn't see was a pair of two spell effects quietly form around the hydra: a protection from good spell followed by a mage armor spell, as neither had any flashy effects.

Thurloe activated the fly spell in his celestial armor and flew into the air, advancing upon the hydra - it had only four heads, he noticed, less than any hydra he'd heard of before - with his bastard sword Spellslicer out and ready. Behind him, Beetle dutifully grabbed up the reins of Thurloe's pachycephalosaurus mount, Boney, and led him to the back of the group's formation. Unseen by any of the heroes, a shield spell effect quietly snapped into place around the hydra.

Wakuren stood up from behind the control desk in the attic - the wood colossus' head when it was in humanoid form - and cast a thunder strike spell at the advancing hydra through the open window before him. The spell hit the four-headed reptile full-force, sending electrical energy coursing down its back as a roll of thunder erupted all around it. However, he kept the wood colossus back for now, as he feared moving it forward would crush one or more of the dinosaur mounts scattered before it.

Robin knew well her role in this - as any other - combat; she began playing the song of inspirational courage on her lute as she hung towards the back of the formation, even encouraging her bonehead to drop back behind the wood colossus, out of the way. But then Zander urged his own bonehead forward, so he could cast a sunburst spell directly around the hydra, ensuring the area of effect of his spell was well away from Thurloe. The blast of brilliant light had the intended effect: all four of the hydra's heads were instantly - and permanently - blinded, causing the creature to blink in confusion as it tried to clear its vision.

(But that wasn't the end of the spell's effects, for inside the creature's lair, three of the four nagas who had been scrying through necklaces worn by the hydra, allowing them to see what it saw and cast spells through the rubies adorning each piece of jewelry, were likewise struck blind by the elf sorcerer's spell. Of course, none of the heroes were aware of this yet, but Zander's spell would prove to have been the most effective tactic employed during this entire combat.)

Petey took off from his master's shoulder and flew towards the hydra, who was now scuttling around in a circle, heading back to the imagined safety of its cavernous lair. Xandro dismounted from his bonehead, Ceph, and activated his ring of invisibility as he cautiously advanced, his rapier Deathwhisper in hand. None of the advancing forces had any advance notice when a fireball spell came hurtling from the hydra into the midst of the heroes who had yet to move that far forward; it exploded in an eruption of flame, engulfing Alewyth upon her mount Lapis; Zander upon his mount Pachy; and Boney, who was caught in the far end of the explosion as he was being led away by Beetle and Yellow-Belly.

The fireball spell was followed almost immediately by a lightning bolt spell, also fired blindly from another of the hydra's heads. The electricity of the spell zapped through Alewyth and Lapis, continued on through Zander and Pachy, and then finally through Boney, Yellow-Belly, and Beetle. The fastieth dinosaur, the frailest of the bunch, was slain immediately, causing the halfling to drop Boney's reins as he scrambled to land on his feet as his mount crumpled to the ground beneath him. The three boneheads likewise crashed to the ground, but they were at least only unconscious - but Alewyth and Zander were both thrown from their mounts as well. Beetle had no time for mourning his lost, loyal dinosaur mount, scrambling to the safety inherent in being behind the wood colossus's right leg, where he could no longer be seen by any of the hydra's heads. Unseen by anyone, a resist cold spell sprang into being around the hydra as it slowly retreated back into its lair.

Thurloe crossed the distance between himself and the hydra in an instant, casting a dimension door spell from mid-air. He appeared on the ground directly behind the blinded hydra, from which angle he could see several things that hadn't been apparent from farther away: there were five stumps among the creature's four remaining reptilian heads, so it had apparently originally had nine heads and had five of them severed; also, from one of the five neck-stumps protruded the hilt of a greatsword, likely the weapon of someone involved in severing said necks before being snapped up himself and devoured. The spellsword realized the greatsword likely had a magic of its own, for he recalled hearing once a hydra's neck had been severed it needed to be seared by fire, or frozen by cold, based upon the type of hydra it was. Given this one's coloration, he was willing to be it was a pyrohydra - the four remaining heads could likely spit fire like a red dragon! - and he vowed to stay behind it if at all possible.

Inside the cavern, a blinded water naga cast a false life spell upon himself, buoying himself up for the combat he feared was fast approaching, as these heroes followed the fleeing hydra into the lair they all shared. Outside, Wakuren cast a mass cure light wounds spell upon his wounded friends and their mounts, awakening the three downed boneheads to consciousness. They staggered to their feet and sought refuge by Beetle, whom they associated with comfort and safety. Robin continued her song of inspirational courage but led her own bonehead mount behind the wood colossus as well.

Then Zander, no longer mounted but stepping forward, cast a chain lightning spell at the cautiously retreating hydra. The spell slew the four-headed reptile at once, dropping it just to the side of the cave opening of its lair in the side of the hill. Petey flew forward and spotted the necklaces around the four necks; Xandro and Thurloe spotted them soon thereafter and removed them, the spellsword also yanking out the frost brand greatsword from its neck-stump. Alewyth activated her butterfly brooch and joined them, dropping down into the cave opening. The cave ahead had a set of wide, natural stone steps leading down into a larger cavern with several tunnels branching out in various directions.

"See anything?" asked Thurloe, knowing the dwarf's darkvision allowed her to see perfectly fine into the darkness, while he cast a protection from evil spell upon himself, worried that the necklaces the hydra had worn might have some sort of magic jar effect - he didn't want anybody taking over his body! Alewyth explained what she could see to the others as they approached.

Inside the lair, in their individual caverns, the blinded guardian naga cast a stoneskin spell upon himself, as the sightless spirit naga cast protection from good and the equally blind water naga protected itself with a mage armor spell. The dark naga, the only one of the four to have resisted being blinded by Zander's sunburst spell, remained hidden behind a stone slab and cast a major image of itself out in the open at the end of the short tunnel leading to its own small cave. Thus prepared as best as possible for the arrival of the group they now wished they'd never spotted on the road, they wondered if they would survive the next few minutes as the heroes stepped into their entry cavern and made their own preparations.

Wakuren brought the wood colossus right up to the front of the cavern entrance and had it transform back into its manor structure; it did so, entirely blocking the way into the hydra's lair. (Beetle had opted to stay outside with the boneheads.) After walking down the steps to the front door, Wakuren stepped inside the cave and closed the door behind him. He cast a magic circle against evil spell upon himself, the better to protect against any domination attempts or whatever spell had been cast his way at the beginning of the encounter with the hydra. Thurloe cast a light spell on the end of a sunrod, prompting Alewyth to ask him why he didn't just activate the sunrod itself. "This way I can use it again if I need to," the spellsword replied. The dwarf just shook her head in disbelief.

Robin started her song of inspirational courage back up, after the group jointly decided any enemies inside hydra's cave likely already knew they were there. Wakuren cast a mass bear's endurance spell upon the assembled group, including Petey, who had once again found a perch on his master's shoulder. Alewyth cast a magic circle against evil spell upon herself, following her fellow cleric's logic. But the nagas were likewise getting in some last-second spellcasting as the heroes slowly advanced down the natural stone steps at the back of the entry cavern: mage armor spells protecting the guardian and spirit nagas; a resist fire spell further enhancing the dark naga's defenses; and a protection from arrows spell doing likewise for the water naga. Then they got attack spells ready for as soon as any of these intruders got within range.

Before the heroes split off into different directions, Thurloe cast a haste spell on the group. Then he took a tunnel on the right, which led to a small cavern with a series of small boulders scattered in the back. Behind these boulders, lying flat for most of his length save for his head, which rose up high enough for the spellsword to see, was the guardian naga, no doubt under the belief he had flattened himself enough to remain undiscovered by the human intruder. But although blinded, the naga could hear Thurloe's footsteps in his private lair and cast the spell he'd readied, a summon swarm that filled the air around Thurloe with bats. But while the bats approached the spellsword, they failed to get close enough to him to touch, shielded as he was by his protection from evil spell, which warded off summoned creatures. The bats, unaware of why they couldn't get close enough to the human to bite, sought elsewhere for their foe, and found it in the next closest creature to them: the guardian naga who had summoned them here in the first place.

Wakuren, in the meantime, had come to the bottom of the natural steps and turned left, entering the spirit naga's cave. There was a vertical wall of woven branches propped up against the far wall, and with his inherent darkvision the half-orc could see a serpentine shape crouching behind it. The spirit naga, hearing Wakuren's armor as he approached, cast his readied lightning bolt spell right through the branch-wall, striking the half-orc in the chest. Wakuren instinctively tried to sense any evil in the cave with him, and was not at all surprised to feel its presence in the direction of the sundered wall. He called out the serpent's evil nature to his friends.

Robin stayed right where she was in the entry cave, allowing her music to be heard by her friends and companions. But Zander and Petey followed in Wakuren's footsteps and entered the spirit naga's cave right beside the half-orc. The elf cast a cone of cold spell at the spirit naga, coating his scales through the woven branches (and especially through the large hole the reptile had just made in its protective wall). Then Xandro stepped up beside them, whispering his presence to the elf (for he was still invisible at the time), and stepped quietly up to the broken branch-wall, his rapier out and ready to strike.

Alewyth went down the steps and continued south, making a left into a side cavern after she saw the shape of a dark naga coiled there at the entrance. She instinctively cast a flame strike spell at it, and was surprised to see it have no apparent effect upon the dark-scaled serpent. But the dark naga's tongue flickered in and out as it said the words to its own spell, although Alewyth wasn't worried about the spell so much as she was about the growl of the dire bear she could swear was coming up directly behind her. But when she spun about, Sjondra at the ready, she saw no such cave bruin approaching. Nor did Thurloe or Robin, for there was no dire bear there at all; Wakuren, Zander, Petey, and Xandro heard nothing (it had just been a ghost sound spell, after all), for the spirit naga had covered his cave with the effects of a silence spell, thinking it would prevent these intruders from casting any spells while he dealt with them the old-fashioned way: with fang and poison. But he hadn't counted on the invisible Xandro standing right beside him; in a flash, the rogue stabbed out with his rapier, piercing the serpent in the side and drawing blood. The attack brought Xandro into full visibility in the light of the elf's everburning torch, although the blinded spirit naga obviously couldn't see him.

The guardian naga cast a shield spell upon himself as the bats moved in, and Thurloe cast a slow spell on him for good measure. Over in the spirit naga's cave, Zander backed up out of the cave until he could once again hear, then shut off the silence effect with a targeted greater dispel magic spell. Having done so, those in the cave could once again hear Robin's song coming from the entry cave, inspiring them all to acts of great courage.

Xandro, perhaps being so inspired, stabbed the spirit naga to death.

"Why are you attacking?" called out the guardian naga, and though Thurloe was uncertain whether the question was being addressed his way or to the bats who were now swooping in and biting the hooded serpent, he opted to answer anyway. "You attacked us first, through your hydra guardian!"

"Fair enough," conceded the guardian naga, "but we were just trying to gather together enough magic items to be able to take on the wizard and free our mates!"

"Say what now?" queried the puzzled spellsword.

The guardian naga ignored the question and asked one of his own. "Are you able to cure the blindness you inflicted upon us?" He knew none of the four nagas had the magic required to do so.

"You willing to talk?" demanded Thurloe, lowering the bastard sword he held at the ready to attack if the serpent made the wrong move. In response, the guardian naga called, "Hold off!" to his associates. "We are ceasing combat!"

There was no immediate response, for the spirit naga was already dead and the water naga was hiding in his underwater cave-pocket. The dark naga heard the command loud and clear, but ignored it, firing off a hold person spell at Alewyth it hoped would freeze her up long enough for it to swallow her whole; it could always explain the call for a ceasefire had come too late. But the dwarven priestess overcame the naga's spell, and it sighed in disappointment.

"Gather up!" Thurloe called to his friends. "These guys are going to explain just what the Hell is going on here!" The heroes converged upon the large cavern at the bottom of the stone steps, as Thurloe and the blind guardian naga - Pendriclax, once introductions were made - exited the naga leader's personal lair. He sent the dark naga, Stormscale, into the water naga's pool to fetch him forth, and it soon returned with Subaquianda in tow. Wakuren, in the meantime, cast a cure minor wounds spell on Pendriclax to stop the bleeding from the multiple bat bites he'd received; the bat swarm had finally dissipated soon after the guardian naga had stopped concentrating on the spell that had brought them forth.

"Okay, I think you were about to explain all of this," prompted Thurloe.

Pendriclax began his story. "There is a drow wizard who experiments in transmutation magics. He captured six different nagas, including the four of our mates, and merged them into a foul, six-headed beast - an abomination. He has been trying to track us down, to experiment upon us as he did upon them. And we, in turn, have tried to find his lair, that we might attempt to rescue our joined mates from his domination, and possibly find a way to undo what he has done. To do so, we prey upon those who travel the roads between the drow cities, occasionally gaining magical items from those the hydra slays. In this way, we hope to gain some magic item capable of restoring the naga abomination to their original selves."

"Ye don't need to be slaying innocents on the road!" exploded Alewyth, her dwarven brogue coming to the forefront in her exasperation. "I kin cast a miracle spell on th' abomination an' restore them in that way!" Wakuren, in the meantime, was surreptitiously scanning the auras of the nagas, seeking out evil. The guardian naga - nope; the water naga - nope; the dark naga - well, what a surprise: as evil as they came.

"You can do such a thing?" gasped Pendriclax. "And you would do so, after we attacked you?"

"All ye needed t' do was ask," scoffed Alewyth. "Had ye done so, yer spirit naga companion would still be alive t'day." Calming herself down, she thought over her current spell selection and admitted, "Well, I can't actually cast a miracle spell today, but I can have one ready to go for tomorrow."

"We still have to find that wizard and the naga abomination first anyway," pointed out Xandro. He didn't feel the least bit bad about having slain the spirit naga, Rotikulata, as the serpent had attacked them first.

"In the meantime," said Wakuren, approaching the guardian naga and laying his hands gently over the serpent's eyes, "I can heal one of you today of your blindness. The other one" - and here he indicated the water naga with a nod of his head - "will have to wait until tomorrow." But he channeled Cal's healing energy through his hands in the form of a remove blindness spell, and Pendriclax could suddenly see again.

<Boss!> called Petey telepathically to his master. <We got a snake headed this way!> Zander held up his everburning torch and looked at the entry cave; sure enough, his sharp-eyed pseudodragon familiar had spotted a tiny serpent, not much bigger than a hand's length, crawling across the stone floor of the entry cave. It was small enough to have easily fit between the cave opening and the wooden manor house currently blocking it.

"The snake is evil!" warned Wakuren, having detected evil coming from that direction, and the only other being that way was Robin, whom he already knew wasn't the source. But before anyone else could react, Petey went leaping from his master's shoulder and stabbed his stinger into the viper's head, coursing sleep venom into its system. It stopped where it was at once, apparently sound asleep - not that anyone could be sure of that, given its lack of eyelids and its constant stare. But it had stopped all movement, which was a good sign.

"Is that the drow wizard, polymorphed or something?" hazarded Robin, stepping away.

"Could be," admitted Thurloe. "Or--"

"--his familiar!" finished Wakuren, as realization of the possibility hit him.

Sure enough, there was a sudden displacement in the middle of the entry cavern as two figures teleported in. The first of these was the drow wizard, although there was something a bit off on his appearance; had the heroes a moment for a closer inspection they would have no doubt come to the realization this was no true drow but a yuan-ti doing his best to pass as a dark elf. The creature beside him had a thick, serpentine body from which branched off six narrower necks, each ending in the distinctive head of a naga: guardian, spirit, dark, water, iridescent, and moonchild. It looked all about it with unblinking eyes, seemingly dazed.

"Why, excellent!" declared the wizard Stassishannas, seeing the assembled nagas and the heroes. "I see I have finally tracked down the subjects of my next experiment! And some strange humanoids as well - I wonder what I might be able to make out of you!" He smirked over at the naga abomination at his side, and commanded, "Attack them!"

The six-headed reptile tried its best, but neither head had full control of the body and it tried slithering off into multiple directions at once, with the end result of it remaining in place and wriggling around a bit. It was no wonder Stassishannas wished to continue his transmutational experiments - this first one was a bit of a disappointment!

But Alewyth reacted the quickest of the heroes, throwing an implosion spell at the yuan-ti. There was a moment when it looked as if the spell might not take effect - as with most yuan-ti, the wizard enjoyed a healthy amount of spell resistance - but then his body started warping and compressing, finally imploding into a single point somewhere around his stomach area. Just that quickly, the threat he posed was no more.

That left only the naga abomination, but with the wizard no longer there dominating it, it was no longer compelled to obey his commands. "Vertifrue!" called out Pendriclax, slithering over to nuzzle his mate's nose with his own. Subaquianda likewise greeted his water naga mate Deepcurrent (having to explain his present blindness), as Stormscale nodded briefly to his own mate, Gloomtongue. "Where is Rotikulata?" demanded the spirit naga head of the abomination, Apparandro. Pendriclax explained the spirit naga's death, and how the dwarf would be able to set everything right the next morning, after she had prayed to her god.

And sure enough, the next day, the heroes were able to perform the actions they had agreed upon with Pendriclax in a private meeting the night before. Wakuren cast a remove blindness spell upon Subaquianda, restoring the water naga's sight. Alewyth cast a miracle spell, restoring the six conjoined nagas to their original forms. And then Xandro, Thurloe, and Zander fell upon the evil nagas (the spirit naga and the two dark nagas), slaying them where they stood.

"It never sat right with me, joining forces with nagas of such an evil bent," admitted Pendriclax. "But it was in our own best interests to work together, in an attempt to reunite with our captured mates."

"Always happy to rid the world of evil," replied Xandro, wiping the blood from Deathwhisper and returning the rapier to its scabbard at his hip.

Pendriclax brought the group to the very back of the cavern, where a permanent illusory wall sealed off a side cavern from immediate view. behind that was the nagas' assembled treasures, taken from the victims they had attacked via the hydra's magic necklaces. Piles of various coins, assorted jewelry, and a few bits of magic - a vial of silversheen and the hand of the mage worn by Rotikulata, as well as the headbands linked to the four ruby necklaces the hydra had worn - were turned over to the heroes in reward for their aid. Alewyth placed the treasures inside the extradimensional storage space of the gnomish candy dish she carried among her personal stash from inside Hesperna's lamp. Then Wakuren stepped through the front door of the manor house blocking the way out of the cave, climbed his way up to the attic, and had the wood colossus transform into its humanoid form. Beetle and the boneheads were waiting for them on the other side, having sheltered against the wooden construction for the night. The little halfling had buried poor Yellow-Belly the night before, and now climbed up onto the half-orc's bonehead mount, Perseverance (after getting a boost up by Xandro - the bonehead was a much larger dinosaur than the fastieth Beetle was used to).

"We should hit Van'kiroth before sundown!" Beetle called to the rest as they headed west once again.

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I saw the six-headed naga abomination miniature at a hobby store and immediately decided I needed it, although at the time I had no idea how I'd use it. I printed off a few color pictures of it to give Logan an idea of how it should be painted (he's the mini painter in the family), and he put it off long enough that I eventually had to prompt him I'd be needing it for the next adventure session. But he got it done in time, although he was worried about fighting a monster that could cast six spells at a time (as they'd been up against a four-headed nagahydra before in a previous campaign and it had nearly wiped out the party). But I purposely made this naga abomination substandard, coming up with a simple decision mechanism: on the abomination's turn, I rolled 6d6. If more dice came up either odds or evens, it would get to act normally; if it was a 3-3 tie, the six heads were all sending conflicting messages to the body and it wasted its turn arguing with itself. Little did I know Vicki would take out my yuan-ti wizard with one spell!

The players are right now concocting a scheme wherein the expandable ruby necklaces will be placed on the wood colossus's "wrists" amd "elbows" in human form and the headbands that go with them worn by four PC spellcasters, such that they can fire spells from the colossus's arms (in the fashion of Giant Robot from the old "Johnny Sokko" TV show).

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T-shirt worn: My green dragon shirt, as it was a large reptilian monster, the closest thing I had to a naga abomination.
 
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ADVENTURE 87: BLEEDOVER

PC Roster:
Alewyth Putterpye, dwarf priestess of Aerik 18​
Thurloe Pulver, human fighter 3/wizard 3/spellsword 10/eldritch knight 2​
Wakuren, half-orc cleric of Cal 9/paladin 9​
Xandro Silverstrings, human bard 6/rogue 12​
Zander Quilson, elf sorcerer 18​

Game Session Date: 7 December 2024

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"We've got a problem, kupo!" said Mogo as the five dreamwalkers approached him in the Corridor of Dreams.

It was a much busier corridor than the dreamwalkers had seen before, with other moogle guides leading dreamwalkers they'd never met before through individual dream-doors. "Remember when the Queen of Dreams took you to another dream-galaxy to gain your kaiju spirit guides, kupo?" Mogo asked. "Well, dream-galaxies have a tendency to drift around a bit, and one has bumped up against ours such that several dream-images bled over from their dream-galaxy to ours, kupo!" He indicated the corridor in which all of the activity was occurring. "We've confined the alien dreams to this section of the Corridor of Dreams, and now we need you to go into the dreamscapes and deal with these foreign intruders, kupo!"

Four separate dreamscapes had been set aside for Mogo's five dreamwalkers, each dream sealed behind a door and shuffled so they were side by side. Normally, a practiced dreamwalker could activate a portal in each dream-door to get a sneak peek at the dream held within, but with the interference from the foreign dream-images, the details of each dream were blurry, allowing the viewer to make out a bit of background of each dream but not much else. The four dreamscapes consisted of a bunch of buildings in a part of a small village; an opera house interior; a rustic-looking cottage of sorts where everything was abnormally large; and an outdoor setting with lots of stumps where the trees had been cut down. "You can deal with the dreamscapes in whichever order you like, kupo!" Mogo revealed.

Talking it over quickly amongst themselves, the five opted to open the dream-door to the overly-large house first. Stepping into the dreamscape, they found themselves in the back of a massive house, with a pair of thronelike chairs behind them and a blazing bed of coals before them. Beyond the coals stood an enormous wooden table with equally-large chairs set around it, while beyond that was a pair of double doors. Other wooden doors along the sides of the walls likely led to smaller rooms.

Before the dreamwalkers could get their bearings, there was a creak at the far end of the dwelling as the front doors slowly opened. Two shadowy figures stood outlined in the doorway for a moment, before stepping fully into the chamber and closing the doors behind them. These were creatures the dreamwalkers had never seen before: fully the size of cloud giants, each was a thickset, humanoid rabbit wearing a stupefied expression on their buck-toothed faces. One held a gaudily-colored sandal that he held up to the side of his head. Looking first at the five foreign intruders in the back of their home, the two humanoid rabbits looked at each other in confusion and each asked the other, "Bwaaah?"

Xandro whipped out his Dardolian Lute and wasted no time starting the initial chords to the song of inspirational courage, as the two Rabbids grinned wickedly at the thought of terrorizing these pint-size intruders. But before they could do so, Zander cast an Elobar's black tentacles spell in the front of the room, causing thick, ebony appendages to rise up from the floor and try to wrap themselves around the two Rabbids. One of the pair was instantly entangled, while the one carrying the flip-flop managed to elude their grasp - only to point at his fellow and laugh at his predicament. "BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!" he chortled.

Alewyth decided to go meet them in physical combat but saw no reason to leave them with such an obvious size advantage. Casting a righteous might spell upon herself as she moved forward, she doubled in size - as did Sjondra in her hands, ready to dish out some pain. Thurloe went with a fireball spell, catching both Rabbids in the blast area and singeing their white fur. He moved up as well, but was careful to keep the giant-sized Alewyth between himself and the two Rabbids.

Still laughing at his partner (who had scooped up some of the tentacles that were crushing him and made a sort of impromptu hairdo out of them), one of the Rabbids stepped out of the field of writhing tentacles and turned to face these intruders, one of whom was now close to his own size and definitely female. He made kissy faces at Alewyth and started heading her way.

But then Wakuren struck, stepping forward and casting a blade barrier spell that cut a path through both Rabbids and any tentacles in between them. As if completely unused to the very concept of magical spells, the Rabbids stood dumbfoundedly as the blades of force chopped away at them. "BWAH-BWAH-BWAH-BWAH-BAAH!" they cried in unison.

Xandro swapped his lute for his rapier and charged the kissy-faced Rabbid, dashing beneath the massive table (he didn't even need to stoop to do so) and slicing out at it with his blade, catching it in a furry leg. Zander moved more cautiously forward, taking cover behind a curving wall and summoning forth a fire elemental onto the top of the table. The humanoid figure formed of flame stood as tall as either Rabbid, if not taller, and the wood beneath its feet started smoldering as it reached out and swatted at the closest Rabbid with a fiery fist.

Alewyth activated her butterfly brooch and flew over the pit of burning coals, the better to make a direct line to her enemies. She brought Sjondra down onto the head of the one who had seemed in a kissing mood, changing his outlook on the dwarven priestess entirely. "BWAH-BWAH-BWAAAAH!" he cried in pain and fury. Thurloe hung back to see what the others would do.

The Rabbid moved to slap Alewyth with its flip-flop, but in doing so completely ignored Xandro hiding underneath the table, which was a mistake - the rogue's Deathwhisper blade went stabbing deep into the Rabbid's exposed belly, drawing blood. The Rabbid toppled forward, quite obviously slain; the rogue couldn't be sure if he'd seen what he thought he'd seen, but he could have sworn the creature's eyes had closed in death and then momentarily turned into a pair of "X-es" before the entire creature winked out of existence.

"BWAH-BWAH-BWAH!" screamed the remaining Rabbid as he heroically escaped from the blade barrier spell and made it through the black tentacles still trying to grab him up. He dashed off through a side door, which he slammed behind him. Seeing he had gone to the west side of the building, Wakuren stepped up to another door on the same wall and opened it, hoping the two doors might connect to the same room. Here he was in luck, for the room was a lengthy one, filled with numerous giant-sized beds, and the bedraggled Rabbid was down at the south end of the room, while the half-orc stood waiting for him to the north.

Xandro sheathed his blade and returned to playing the song of inspirational courage, knowing that was something he could do to aid his friends immediately, while it would take him a fair bit of time to chase down the Rabbid on his own. Likewise, the fire elemental took up a protective stance in the fire pit, making itself comfortable while waiting for their foe to come within range. Zander moved through the open door behind Wakuren, casting a prismatic spray spell at the Rabbid. While he had hoped to slay him at once or send him off to a random plane, he merely got a small gout of fire blasting at the Rabbid, further singeing his fur. It was Alewyth who entered next and finished the Rabbid off with a searing light spell, causing him to pop like a bubble upon death, just like the other one. And with both Rabbids slain, the dreamscape started fading away; the dreamwalkers exited through the dream-door and returned to the Corridor of Dreams.

"Which one next?" Alewyth asked the others.

"Let's try the townscape," suggested Thurloe, opening the dream-door and stepping inside.

The townscape was under attack. As people screamed in terror all around them, three giant monsters approached the buildings making up the village. The first was some sort of construct with a tyrannosaurian build; the next was a kind of short-winged pterodactyl with a triangular head that shot beams of energy from its mouth; and the third was a squat, toadlike thing with spikes all over its back and along its lengthy tail.

"Kaiju fight!" Thurloe called back to the others, activating his spirit kaiju and taking on its form as he transformed into its likeness. Soon Thurloe was no longer present in the dreamscape, and in his place stood MOGUERA, another construct with an upright, humanoid build. He began striding towards the other construct, sending a burst of energy from his eyes its way, hitting Mecha Godzilla in his armored chest but failing to deal it too much damage.

Xandro entered the dreamscape next, turning into Gigan as soon as he saw the enemy kaiju attacking. His spirit kaiju relied upon physical contact to inflict damage upon his enemies, so he took to the air with his stumpy wings. Next came Alewyth, who, upon seeing the spiny-backed Varan, called out, "Th' spiny one's mine!" Then she turned into her own spirit kaiju, a similarly spined dinosaur called Anguiras. She smashed her way through a building in an effort to bring the fight to Varan as soon as possible.

Wakuren transformed into Gamera almost immediately upon entering the dreamscape and took to the skies, pulling his rear legs into his turtle shell and sending out bursts of flame that propelled him towards Gyaos, the pterodactyl-thing. Zander was the last to enter and the last to take on the form of his spirit kaiju, a humanoid foo lion named King Caesar.

After that, it was a rampage among giant monsters. Anguiras and Varan went to war with each other and were fairly evenly matched, but once Gigan arrived on the scene and started attacking Varan from the side with his two lancelike front limbs, his wicked beak, and the rotor blades embedded in his chest, it was only a matter of time before the spiked reptile fell.

MOGUERA and Mecha Godzilla traded energy blasts as the dreamwalker construct closed the distance; King Caesar had trampled through buildings to get within hand-to-hand combat range with the metal tyrannosaur, and was helping to keep him busy while Gamera positioned himself to attack Gyaos from behind. Gamera sent blasts of fire from his turtle-mouth past Gyaos's head, engulfing Mecha Godzilla while its focus was on King Caesar and MOGUERA. But as the physically toughest of all the giant monsters in the dreamscape, it was only fitting that Mecha Godzilla was the last enemy standing, after Gamera and Gigan took out Gyaos. After that, it was a mere matter of time before the evil construct fell before the might of the other five kaiju joined in combat against it. But once Mecha Godzilla fell and the dreamscape started fading away, the dreamwalkers regained their normal forms and returned to the Corridor of Dreams.

"That was weird," Xandro said. "Let's do the opera house next." He opened the dream-door and found himself entering the opera house from the front; the place was packed, with every seat filled, but each of the opera-goers was fast asleep. This predicament was not apparently sitting well with the performer on stage, a round, pink creature holding some sort of wand to its mouth and singing, "Jigglypuff, Jigglypuff...."

Thurloe cast a greater invisibility spell upon himself and faded from view, as Xandro unpacked his Dardolian Lute again. However, instead of playing the song of inspirational courage, as he normally did, he instead created a new tune of his own to counter the effects of Jigglypuff's magical singing. Almost immediately, those audience members closest to Xandro and his countersong started waking up, confused about what was going on.

"Please exit quietly and in an orderly fashion," suggested Alewyth as she advanced down the aisle behind Xandro, her dwarven warhammer Sjondra out and ready for business. But Zander beat her to the punch, casting a chain lightning spell that sent the skin from Jigglypuff's balloonlike body stretching away from the little pink monster. When it snapped back into place, it was slightly different: the pink creature was a bit taller and a bit thinner, having evolved into a slightly more powerful form: that of Wigglytuff.

Wigglytuff was not the least bit amused at the actions of these intruders to his concert - and that was after already being miffed that his audience had (once again) fallen asleep during his performance. Wigglytuff got mad, and when Wigglytuff got mad, Wigglytuff got big: his balloon body expanded to the size of a horse, an elephant, a roc. And still he expanded, until he stood a full 60 feet tall, the swirl of unkempt hair at the top of his head brushing the ceiling. And still he kept on singing, the words now slightly morphed into a deep, "WIGGLYTUFF, WIGGLYTUFF...."

"Thurloe!" Wakuren hissed in the general direction of the invisible spellsword. "Give me an arrow - quick!" Thurloe passed an arrow from his quiver into the half-orc's hands; it turned visible once the handoff was complete. Wakuren cast a silence spell upon it and handed it back to Thurloe, who caught on to the idea at once. He placed the arrow into his bow, lined up a shot, and sent it shooting across the opera house to lodge into Wigglytuff's belly. (Just for good measure, he fired off a few other arrows as well, but by that time Wigglytuff's elastic skin was thick enough not to be popped by anything as small as an arrowhead.)

The pink monster's song, however, ceased immediately, although it was obvious from his lip movements that Wigglytuff was still singing. Xandro shifted immediately to the song of inspirational courage. With the audience now returning to wakefulness from their imposed slumber and seeing a massive, 60-foot-tall, pink balloon monster miming away on stage before them, most of them decided to vamoose at once. Alewyth found herself swimming upstream against the panicked crowd as she slowly advanced towards the stage, but once she got within range she cast a dismissal spell - and just that quickly, Wigglytuff was gone, having been forcibly returned to his home dream-galaxy.

That left but a single dreamscape left of the four assigned to Mogo's dreamwalker team. The five entered through the dream-door without hesitation, finding themselves standing at the edge of an outdoor concert. A band of four individuals stood upon the top of a rocky outcropping, playing instruments not dissimilar to Xandro's lute. The audience sat upon tree stumps or on blankets spread between them, enjoying the music - and oblivious to the dangers that approached.

For in the distance came a small army of unusual creatures. The vast majority of them were humanoid in build but with blue skin and black ears like those of a mouse or rat; their torsos were unusually squat and some even looked like blue bushes. Several of these carried chopped-down crossbows of some sort, which shot little bolts of electricity that turned the concert-goers to stone when they hit. Among these blue weirdos were a half dozen men wearing tall hats, and with chomping mouths filled with sharp teeth in the middle of their stomachs. A trio of gaunt giants in top hats towered in the back rows, dropping apples onto the startled humans; these attacks likewise turned the poor humans to stone. And flying in the back of this formation was a monstrously large glove that had an eye where its thumbnail would be; it gave an evil chuckle as it approached, its hand in a finger-pointing pose at it soared through the skies.

"Blue Meanies!" cried one of the concert-goers, right before an apple came bonking her on the head, turning her to stone. The Apple Bonker responsible for her petrification didn't even move its arms, which it held straight out in front of it; a new giant apple suddenly materialized between its hands and it moved to find a new target.

The four musicians had stopped playing their music in shock of the event before them, but Xandro picked up the tune on his lute and quickly turned it into the song of inspirational courage. Then Zander stepped forward and called out, "I got this!" as he cast a sunburst spell in the middle of the formation. By this time, most of the audience had been petrified by the Apple Bonkers and the lightning bursts of the Blue Meanies' guns, but the elf sorcerer wasn't particularly worried about collateral damage, realizing this was only a dream, after all. So if the few remaining humans in the audience not yet turned to stone became blinded by the elf's spell - as did the entire Blue Meanie army with the exception of the Dreadful Flying Glove - he figured it was well worth it. And the spell was quite effective, not only blinding but also killing the first two lines of Blue Meanies.

Thurloe activated the fly spell in his celestial armor and took to the skies, cautiously moving forward - he didn't want to get grabbed by the Dreadful Flying Glove, which he imagined was somewhat like a sentient Borgodast's crushing hand spell. Wakuren cast a thunder strike spell at the Dreadful Flying Glove, viewing it as the deadliest of the army left remaining now that the others were all blind. (That didn't make them any less dangerous, however, as the Blue Meanies staggered about and shot their lightning-guns all willy-nilly.) The half-orc's spell went rippling down the length of the sentient blue glove, tearing open a seam here and there. But then Alewyth cast the final blow, a fire storm spell that engulfed the blinded Blue Meanies, the sightless Snapping Turtle Turks, the stumbling Apple Bonkers, and the Dreadful Flying Glove himself. All burned to nothingness, at the end of which the band began playing again and those who had been turned to stone were returned to flesh.

When the dreamwalkers returned to the Corridor of Dreams, they saw others exiting the nearby dream-doors, and the moogles conferred among themselves. "That's all of them taken care of, kupo!" Mogo announced. "We can now move on to tonight's normal dreamwalking lessons, kupo!"

"I hope the normal lessons aren't going to be as weird as those alien dreamscapes," offered up Xandro, as the dreamwalking teams all went their own separate ways with their own moogle instructors.

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This was admittedly just a means of throwing the PCs up against weird stuff they normally wouldn't encounter in a standard D&D campaign. The Rabbids were two plastic Happy Meal toys Harry had in his room that I decided I needed to throw at the PCs, while the standard-sized Jigglypuff and Wigglytuff were plastic minis I have in my man-cave, and the "inflated" Wigglypuff was represented in the game by a foot-tall Jigglypuff stuffed animal Harry got me for Christmas some years ago as a gag gift. (Jigglypuff is my favorite Pokémon, for the sole reason that both of my boys, as kids, absolutely hated him!) Mecha Godzilla, Gyaos, and Varan are all from my plastic kaiju model collection; we played a game of Giant Monster Rampage in the middle of the D&D session for the last time in this campaign - it was too good of an opportunity to pass up. The Blue Meanies were the only standup tokens I had to make for this adventure, and they didn't last more than two rounds.

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T-shirt worn: As this adventure took place in the Dreamlands, I wore my Einstein shirt where the smoke from his pipe is forming galaxies.
 

Have you ever looked at the 3.5 ed supplement Heroes of Horror? There are rules in there for traveling to a plane of dreams and using dream magic called oneiromancy.
 

I wasn't aware of that - it might have aided in building the dream parts of this campaign. I just kind of winged it with the scant material in Manual of the Planes. The 3.5 era of the game certainly came out with a lot of books - it would be difficult (not to mention expensive) to have gotten them all!

Oh well, this campaign was built to have 100 adventures, and only one of the 13 that are left will be taking place in the Dreamlands. (There will be a little part of a second adventure taking place there as well, now that I think about it.) But thanks for the information - I'll try to hunt that up, if only to see another way of doing things, should I even deal with dreams again in a major way in a future campaign.

(Incidentally, if the "1964" of your screen name is your birth year, then we were both born in the same year.)

Johnathan
 

ADVENTURE 88: DIVISION, NOT MULTIPLICATION

PC Roster:
Alewyth Putterpye, dwarf priestess of Aerik 18​
Thurloe Pulver, human fighter 3/wizard 3/spellsword 10/eldritch knight 2​
Wakuren, half-orc cleric of Cal 9/paladin 9​
Xandro Silverstrings, human bard 6/rogue 12​
Zander Quilson, elf sorcerer 18​

NPC Roster:
Beetle Darkcloud, halfling ranger 6​
Robin the Balladeer, human bard 6​

Game Session Date: 11 January 2025

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"That should do it," replied Wakuren. He'd been busy since piloting the wood colossus to the outskirts of the drow city of Van'kiroth and having it transform back into its manor house form. He'd nipped into the city to purchase some sovereign glue and had attached the four rubies he'd pried out of the housings of the necklaces the hydra guardian had been wearing outside the lair of the nagas they'd aided recently and glued them to the front, back and sides of the "attic" - the part that became the head of the wood colossus in its humanoid form. That way, he'd reasoned, four of the heroes could each wear one of the command necklaces and be able to see out of one of the rubies - and cast spells through it if needed.

"And how exactly are we supposed to see where we're riding our boneheads if we're looking through rubies on the top of the colossus's head?" demanded Thurloe.

"Easy enough," the half-orc responded. "We put Beetle in the front, like normal, and then the four of us on 'ruby detail' can form a line with their mounts' bridals attached to the one ahead of it. Robin and Xandro can keep an eye out while riding, and we four can look in all four directions from a high vantage point while we travel."

"I dunno," frowned the spellsword. "Seems dangerous."

"Well, you can just peek through the ruby every now and again, if you'd rather," Wakuren countered.

"We can give it a try and see how it works out," suggested Alewyth. "But for now, let's all head into town and see about some lodging for the night."

The group rode their bonehead mounts - with Wakuren on Nimbus, his air element warhorse - and approached the city. As they did so, they met up with a pair of dwarves riding stone drakes - the first dwarves they could recall ever seeing on the continent of Talonia. They looked much like the dwarves from back home in Armaturia: short, stocky, and bearded, wearing thick leather garments. They nodded a greeting at the heroes and then spotted Alewyth among them - and made an immediate turn directly towards the heroes.

"Good mornin' t' ye," said the first, introducing himself as Turang Faceter, a gemcutter here to sell some of his wares in the drow city. The other dwarf - a miner, judging from the pick and shovel strapped to his drake's harness - said his name was Briloc Swingpick. Then, looking straight at Alewyth, he said, "D'ye mind if I ask ye a few questions, miss?" Before the priestess of Aerik could give her consent, he fired off with the first question: "Are ye married?"

Alewyth smiled and admitted she was not.

"Are ye fertile?" Briloc pressed. At that, Alewyth's face reddened and she burst out with an astonished, "Sir!"

"Would ye marry me?" Briloc asked next, causing Alewyth to sputter for a moment before saying, "I thank you for the offer, but we have only just met...."

"What's all of this about?" interjected Xandro.

Turang took up the explanations. "We're from a small dwarven mining town, an' fer th' last coupla years, there's bin no wee babies born t' th' wimmen. There's plenty've miners what've got their wives there in th' town with 'em, but none o' 'em 've been blessed with a baby fer years now. We're thinkin' mebbe we bin cursed or sumpin', so we tried makin' offerin's t' th' Demigoddess Desdemona an' all, askin' 'er t' fergive us whatever it was we done, but it hasn't made no diff'rence." He looked at the holy symbol of Aerik Alewyth wore around her neck. "Ye bein' a priestess o' Aerik an' all - He's th' patron God o' our town - d'ye think ye might be willin' t' come t' our mining town an' give us yer blessin', like?"

Alewyth didn't even bother consulting her friends before saying, "Of course." Beetle just rolled his eyes; of course this group would agree to go off on some side mission when they were getting this close to Spiraclast, the city to which he'd been hired to guide them. He was looking forward to dropping them off and making the long trek back to his people; the trip had already cost him his loyal dinosaur steed, Yellow-Belly. He was currently riding Wakuren's bonehead, Persistence, a creature much too big for the little halfling's comfort.

"Just let us finish up our business in town, then," suggested Briloc. "Meet you back here in, say, an hour?" The heroes agreed, and Thurloe surreptitiously cast a detect magic spell on the dwarves to see if they showed any signs of magic auras. They were clean.

An hour later, the dwarves were back, with sacks of coins strapped into the pouches on their drakes in place of the gems they'd brought in for sale. "Off we go, then," said Turang. "Our mine's in th' Leatherwing Mountains, yonder." He indicated a mountain range to the north.

"Whoa, we're going all the way to the mountains?" asked Thurloe.

"Where else d'ye think a dwarven minin' town would be?" asked Briloc. "Not t' worry, it's less'n an hour's ride, an' th' mines're not too far deep fer a surface-dweller like ye."

Sure enough, an hour later the heroes' dinosaur mounts - and Beetle, who volunteered to stay with them while the heroes went to do what they needed inside the mining town - were being housed in a side cavern that was set up as a stables. Briloc and Turang led their guests into a tunnel that ended in a set of thick, wooden doors, each 10 feet to a side and banded with iron. Turang pounded on a door and called out to the guards on the other side to open up.

There was the sound of a massive bar being slid on the far side of the doors, and then they slowly opened inwards. Once fully opened, they formed a wall with a set of metal bars reaching from floor to ceiling, creating an entrapment area with another set of doors at the far end. Ringing this barred area were six dwarven crossbowmen, each with their weapons pointed at the heroes until they had determined all was well. Anyone attempting to storm the dwarven town would have a hard time of it!

After questioning Briloc and Turang and determining they weren't under any duress - and after the dwarves vouched for Wakuren, whose half-orc heritage automatically made him a suspicious-looking visitor - one of the guards grabbed a key from a ring and opened the barred dors, allowing the eight to enter the town proper. "Welcome t' Aerikus," he said as he ushered them out of the entrapment area.

"We'll take ye t' th' leader of the town, but this time o' day he's likely deep in th' mines," offered up Turang. "Whaddayasay we stop off at the Mead from a Stone fer a drink first?" He indicated a wooden door with a painting of a foaming mug painted upon it, beneath dwarven runes spelling out the tavern's name.

"Sounds like a good plan," agreed Xandro.

Unlike what they'd seen of Aerikus thus far, the tavern's interior was at least well-lit, due to a blazing fire in a hearth along the western wall. (While heading to the town's gates, Xandro had activated his goggles of night which granted him darkvision and Thurloe had lit up a torch, while Zander pulled out his everburning torch so he could see.) Briloc led them to a large table flanked by long benches, each caved of stone. "Eight tankards of yer mead, bartender!" called out Briloc as they all took their places around the table. There was a handful of dwarves sitting at the other tables and at the seats around the long bar at the eastern side of the tavern, and several of them looked appreciatively in Alewyth's direction. She blushed slightly at the unexpected attention.

"Here ye be, dearies," said a buxom dwarven lass, passing out stone tankards of mead to those around the table. But Thurloe was already trying to figure out the curse they were under. "You say you haven't had any kids in the last couple of years," he said. "Did anything unusual happen about that time - open any new mining shafts, get any strange visitors, anything like that? Oh, hey, thanks," he added, taking his mug of mead and helping himself to a hearty swig.

"Hold on a bit," suggested Wakuren, as he cast a detect poison spell on the mead. Sure enough, it was indicating a small amount of poison, but the half-orc couldn't tell if that was something unusual or just a normal property of alcohol, which he knew full well could be harmful if not kept in moderation. He looked down at the mugs and then up at Alewyth, who could tell what he'd just cast. "Allow me to cast a quick blessing upon our beverages," she suggested, casting a purify food and drink spell over the mugs. Thurloe took another big swig and offered up it didn't taste any different from his first big gulp. "It's good,' he admitted.

"I should hope so," agreed the bartender, walking over and introducing himself as Vjolnidarr Alekeep. He had a head full of red hair, a bushy beard the same color, and an infectious smile. "It's our number one best seller. Anybody need a refill?" He held up a stone pitcher not much bigger than any of the mugs, but from it he managed to refill the mugs of both dwarves as well as Thurloe's, as the spellsword had already guzzled his first helping down.

"That's an interesting trick," observed Zander. "I assume that works like a decanter of endless water?"

"Sure does, but it pours out mead, not water - a much better deal, if'n ye ask me! I basically got me here an infinite supply, so I only charge a single copper per mug. It's by far the favorite drink in town, that's fer sure! These cheap buggers'd rather spend a copper on a mug o' me mead than pay more fer the good stuff! But that's alright - I'm not in th' business t' become rich."

"Where did you manage to get ahold of a decanter of endless mead?" asked Alewyth.

"Oh, you know, back in me adventurin' days!" replied Vjolnidarr.

"You're a retired adventurer?" asked Robin. She hadn't seen that many dwarves in her life, and wasn't sure how to tell how old they were; she knew they lived a lot longer than a human, but wasn't sure if they lived quite as long as elves. But Vjolnidarr didn't look particularly old to the young balladeer.

"Sure am! I ran with a buncha other dwarven adventurers, fightin' off giant lizards, an' dragons, like, an' uh, blobby oozes and such. But then I found this stone flask of never-ending mead and th' life of a bartender seemed like a lot safer life fer me, ye know?"

"Where exactly did you find the flask?" Alewyth pressed.

"Oh, uh, it was part of the gear of some monster we killed."

"What kind of monster?"

"Uh, it's been a while...coulda bin a mind flayer, mebbe, or a derro or somethin'...after a few years down th' road, yer adventures all sort of get mixed up in yer mind....you know."

Alewyth shot a glance at Wakuren, which clearly said, "I think he's pulling a fast one on us." Fortunately, Wakuren had a detect lies spell on hand and cast it. He nodded at Alewyth upon completion, and she continued on with her questioning. "So, how long were you an adventurer, Vjolnidarr?"

"Oh, prolly not much more'n a decade, I figger." Wakuren shook his head, just a little bit side to side, indicating that hadn't been a truthful statement. Alewyth picked up on his signal and continued. "And you found the decanter while adventuring, you say? How long ago was that?"

"Well, I bin running this tavern for about three years now" - a nod from Wakuren indicated this was true - "an' it were prolly a few years before that when I first got th' flask...." Wakuren shook his head again; that last bit had been a lie.

Zander, in the meantime, cast a detect magic spell of his own, focusing on the stone flask of never-ending mead. As expected, it gave off a strong aura of the type of conjuration magic associated with teleportation, but surprisingly, it also gave off a moderate aura of transmutation magic. Furthermore, Vjolnidarr himself was giving off an aura as well, but his was clearly of the enchantment variety. Rather than trying to act surreptitiously, as the two clerics had been doing, the elf simply blurted out, "He's got an enchantment aura!" to the group at large. Wakuren immediately cast a protection from evil spell on the dwarven bartender, touching him on the arm as he did so. As soon as the spell was in effect - and the geas spell he was under had been temporarily negated - Vjolnidarr gasped and blurted out what he'd been trying to say for the last few years: "I've been controlled by duergar, who gave me the stone flask of never-ending mead and told me to make sure everyone in the town drank it!" His eyes were crazy, as if he'd finally been purged of something eating away at him for literally years.

Eventually, with some leading questions, the full story came out. Duergar had attacked him in the storeroom behind the bar, one of them - an elderly woman - cast a geas spell on him that forced him to do their bidding, and gave him the stone flask of never-ending mead. His orders were to get everyone to drink the special mead, not to let anyone else into the storeroom but himself, and to report back to the storeroom every four weeks so the month-long geas spell could be reapplied before it wore off. This had been going on for the last three years or so, he told them - about the same time the dwarven community stopped having babies.

"Let's go check out the storeroom!" said Thurloe, eager for battle. He told the dwarves in the tavern to stay back, and Xandro asked Robin to stay behind to ensure none of them followed them through the door to the storeroom. "Okay," she agreed, "but leave the door open, so you can still hear my tune." She knew her job in any combat was to play the song of inspirational courage which added strength to the heroes' limbs and further empowered their physical attacks.

Vjolnidarr unlocked the storeroom door with a key from his pocket, then moved back with his patrons and servers while the heroes prepared themselves for battle. Xandro cast heroism spells on himself, Wakuren, and Alewyth, then activated his magic ring and faded from sight. Alewyth cast a bless spell on the group, granted everyone the effects of a stoneskin spell from her wand, and cast a personal protection from evil on herself. Then, for good measure, she cast a soften earth and stone spell and destroyed the stone flask of never-ending mead. Zander activated a shield spell from Thurloe's wand and handed it back; Thurloe absently returned it to his belt without using it himself, as he was busy casting a protection from evil spell on himself at the time. Wakuren made do with a shield of faith for the moment, then indicated his readiness. Alewyth, who had stationed herself by the door, opened it and stepped inside to darkness. Behind her, she could hear the opening sequence to Robin's song of inspirational courage.

The storeroom had barrels and crates lined up along all four walls, most of them covered in cobwebs; as Vjolnidarr had indicated, almost everybody went for the cheap mead instead of paying for the higher-priced beverages he kept on hand. The priestess of Aerik meandered along the northern wall, then south along the eastern wall, opening her senses to any changes in the stone around her. Xandro entered next, unseen, his magical goggles allowing him to see just fine in the near-darkness; the only light was what spilled in from the fireplace in the tavern behind him. He had his rapier out and ready, but there didn't seem to be any duergar in the room at all.

Thurloe entered the storeroom next, holding Spellslicer in one hand and his torch in the other, the better to allow his human eyesight to make sense of his surroundings. He cast a detect magic spell and saw nothing directly in front of him was magical, save for the invisible Xandro who he'd almost bumped into. Behind him came Wakuren, casting a divine favor spell on himself as he looked around. Zander took a moment in the bar area to cast an expeditious retreat spell upon himself and Petey (who, as usual, was perched on his master's shoulder) from a scroll, then wandered over to the southern wall. There, he found a large crate that, quite unlike the others in the room, was not covered in cobwebs. Holding up his everburning torch for a better view, he found a hidden latch mechanism that allowed the front face of the false crate to open into the storeroom, showing the wooden box was not only empty but there was another set of hidden doors on the far side, which looked to pivot outward into whatever room lay beyond.

"I'll go first," offered up Alewyth, stepping into the hollow crate and pushing open the doors. Unfortunately, there was simple alarm system in place: the doors, when swinging outward into the room beyond, knocked over a glass bottle that had been placed on the top of the wide, stone steps that led down to a level below the tavern's floor, and the shattering glass alerted a figure in the back of the room, who turned about in shock and looked directly at the intruding dwarven cleric.

The figure was male, with a bald head and a wispy white beard extending from his chin. He stood over a table with a vial of some chemical substance in his hand; off in the corner by where he stood was a cauldron of some sort. And the room in which he stood was some sort of alchemical laboratory, with tables this way and that, most holding various chemicals bubbling away or dripping into larger vats and mixing together. There were three large cages underneath the tables along the south wall, whose squeaking inhabitants led Alewyth to believe they were likely rats.

The dwarven priestess took the scene in in an instant, and then attacked: the words of a hold person spell spilled from her lips and the duergar alchemist, Lomok, froze up before he could make any attacks himself. Satisfied with her spellcasting, Alewyth stepped cautiously down the stairs, looking for any other further enemies that might be about.

However, her mere presence in the lower laboratory triggered a magical trap behind her: up in the storeroom, three of the barrels came to unholy life and tipped over, rolling in a sort of waddling way to slam into the heroes in the room with them. Thurloe found himself fighting off a wooden barrel only slightly smaller than he was, while another one that size and one nearly twice as large went after Zander.

Xandro wasn't bothered by any of the animated barrels, for he was not only invisible but halfway down the stairs when they attacked. He saw sweat break out on Lomok's forehead as the duergar tried breaking Alewyth's hold person spell with the power of his own will, to no effect. However, Lomok's alchemical homunculus, Meeba, saw its master's predicament and did what it could to help: running along the southern tables, it released the rats from their cages, allowing them to run free into the lab.

Thurloe brought Spellslicer cutting deep into the side of the barrel attacking him, smashing through several slats and causing the alcoholic contents to spill freely out onto the floor as the animating magic spilled from the barrel's wooden form. (This also triggered the two spells Thurloe had stored into his sword, vampiric touch and shout, which were not of any help against a non-living foe already destroyed.) Wakuren lined himself up so he could hurl a javelin of lightning through both of the remaining animated barrels, damaging both but destroying neither.

Zander took the opportunity to scoot down the stairs, away from the menacing barrels. Seeing the rats escaping from their cages, the elf cast a summon swarm spell that caused a flock of bats to manifest directly above the swarming rodents. Petey, in the meantime, launched himself from Zander's shoulder and flew over to Lomok, stabbing at him with his stinger. Unable to move a muscle, the duergar alchemist made for an easy target, but the pseudodragon hadn't counted on the duergar constitution making them impervious to his sleep venom.

As the bats swooped down to bite at the rats, who counterattacked their flying foes with their own snapping teeth - all of which caused quite a racket - one of the two closed doors on either side of the stairwell opened, and another duergar stepped out from a small bedroom containing little more than a pair of cots. This one was wearing thick, leather armor and had a greataxe in hand, but when he saw the intruders in Lomok's laboratory (and could hear more fighting upstairs in the storeroom), he simply vanished from view. Alewyth, who had seen him step into the lab, swung her dwarven axe Sjondra at the place where he'd been, but the swing hit nothing but empty air. He's probably teleported away, she thought to herself.

Wakuren and Thurloe were now in full combat with the animated barrels upstairs, and the lumbering constructs weren't nimble enough to catch them unawares any longer. Thurloe smashed the larger of the two open with his bastard sword, while Wakuren used the sharp edge at the bottom of his shield of Cal to pierce the staves of the smaller of the two. Both barrels stopped moving and leaked out their contents - Vjolnidarr was going to have quite the mess on his hands when all of this was over and done!

Xandro sprinted across the room and stabbed the helpless Lomok with Deathwhisper, the rogue's blade sliding in deep. The attack brought him back to full visibility, and he used the opportunity to grin evilly at his still-helpless foe. As the swarms of rats and bats went at it, Meeba flew into Alewyth's face, biting her with its venomous teeth, unaware that the dwarf had breakfasted upon a heroes' feast that morning and was immune to its poison. She swatted it contemptuously out of the way and cast an empowered searing light spell at the homunculus' master. Zander followed up with a chain lightning spell targeted at Lomok, with arcs flying off to strike Meeba and the rats (which, intermingled with the bats as they were, made the bats a secondary target as well, but the elf didn't particularly mind); the end result was piles of dead rats (the bats, as summoned creatures, disappeared after death) and a singed - but still held - Lomok glaring furiously at his attackers. Meeba weathered the attack as well, but it was obvious the homunculus didn't have a whole lot of fight left in it.

Petey continued his attacks on Lomok, as did Xandro - it was almost embarrassing attacking a foe who couldn't fight back. But then, in a desperate surge of frantic willpower, Lomok finally burst free from Alewyth's hold person spell, only for Petey to take him out with yet another stab with his stinger. Lomok collapsed face-first onto the stone floor, his showing in this fight not the best example of duergar heartiness.

Meeba squawked in pain at its master's death and bit feebly at Alewyth, who once again swatted it away in irritation. Thurloe clomped down the stairs, ending up in a dead-end of three tables pushed together into a sort of "H" formation. Wakuren followed right behind him, looking about for enemies and seeing only one particularly bedraggled-looking alchemical homunculus.

But then the duergar fighter, Shadrunn, who had used his boots of teleportation to fetch reinforcements, returned to the storeroom above mounted on his trusty steeder Skittersteed and the wizened cleric behind their whole scheme, Ednelda. The steeder, a horse-sized spider used as a riding mount by chosen duergar, scrambled down the stairs and snapped its mandibles at Thurloe, but the spellsword dodged off to the side at the last moment. Ednelda cast a summoning spell and a night hag materialized at the top of the steps; at the duergar's direction, it chose a target - Thurloe - and fired off a magic missile spell at him. (It was at this particular moment the spellsword recalled his having overlooked using his own wand of shield on himself earlier.)

Now with more exciting foes to deal with, Alewyth casually sideswiped Sjondra into the flying homunculus and brought Meeba's artificial life to an end, before heading over towards the steeder and its duergar rider. Shadrunn grinned at the approaching dwarf, but that was a mistake, for it dropped his guard from the other side and Xandro was there in a heartbeat to take advantage of the oversight, stabbing Deathwhisper into the duergar's side. Then Thurloe finished him off with a decapitating move with Spellslicer that had his head bouncing behind his steed onto the steps, before rolling back down again. He then channeled a scorching ray spell into his sword, so it would trigger when he next struck a foe.

Wakuren cast a holy word spell, which blinded and deafened the steeder as well as paralyzing it, but he wasn't able to overcome the night hag's resistance to spells and Ednelda was out of range. Zander moved to where he could see up the stairs and cast a horrid wilting spell at the steeder (which killed it) and the two female foes. Ednelda, cursing, retaliated with a blasphemy spell that wasn't anywhere near as effective as she'd hoped it would be, but it at least dazed the heroes enough she and the night hag were able to get in another attack each before the intruders recovered. Thurloe was hit by another barrage of the night hag's magic missiles, while Ednelda cast a mass inflict critical wounds spell upon her foes. The duergar cleric's spell caused Petey to hiss in pain as he dropped to the ground in agony, nearly dead from the magical assault.

The night hag blasted Thurloe again with a magic missile spell, but then Alewyth cast a holy word spell of her own that deafened Ednelda and slew the night hag outright - as a summoned creature, she simply returned to whatever fiendish plane she inhabited. But Ednelda was unable to stop Xandro's charge up the stairs and the subsequent attack with his rapier, which ended up taking her life.

With the battle over, the heroes took a quick assessment of the alchemical setup. The door on the other side of the stairs led to a storage closet where barrels of mead and all sorts of chemicals were kept, and the equipment on the tables all seemed to be various stages of the creation of what notes on the subject indicated were potions of infertility. The duergar plan, it seemed, was to continue to feed these potions to the unsuspecting dwarves of Aerikus, while Lomok experimented on extending the duration of the effects. The means of getting the potions to the dwarves was via the cauldron in the corner; the stone flask of never-ending mead merely teleported whatever was in the cauldron through its own spout, so it wasn't really a mead version of a decanter of endless water after all. And according to the alchemist's notes, once he could get the potions to cause permanent infertility, the duergar planned on dumping sufficient quantities of the substance into the water supplies of every dwarven community they could find, with the hope of eventually wiping out the dwarven race from the Erthe.

"Nasty!" summed up Alewyth.

"So, how long before the stuff they've already consumed wears off?" asked Zander.

"No idea," admitted Alewyth. "But at least now, it's just a matter of time. Before too long, there will be babies born to the dwarves of Aerikus once again!"

She was absolutely correct, too - some ten months later, the first of the new births occurred, and quite a few of them were named after the heroes who had rescued the mining town from their duergar-caused "curse."

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I kidded Logan that the ugliest baby born to the dwarves was named "Wakuren" after the half-orc.

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T-shirt worn: My Mello Yello T-shirt (one of two I have - it's my favorite soda), representing a popular beverage like that at the Mead from a Stone tavern - if only they sold Mello Yello for a mere 1 cp per serving!
 
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ADVENTURE 89: IT'S JUST A SILLY PHASE I'M GOING THROUGH

PC Roster:
Alewyth Putterpye, dwarf priestess of Aerik 18​
Thurloe Pulver, human fighter 3/wizard 3/spellsword 10/eldritch knight 2​
Wakuren, half-orc cleric of Cal 9/paladin 9​
Xandro Silverstrings, human bard 6/rogue 12​
Zander Quilson, elf sorcerer 18​

NPC Roster:
Beetle Darkcloud, halfling ranger 6​
Robin the Balladeer, human bard 6​

Game Session Date: 25 January 2025

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"Uh, guys," said Beetle. "You might want to have a look at this."

The group had spent the night in the drow city of Chu'curan and were getting ready to depart and head on west. As such, they were at the stables where their dinosaur mounts had been kept overnight, and Beetle had gone to go saddle them up. He pointed to one of the stalls currently housing a pachycephalosaurus mount; atop the wooden door, a spiderweb had been constructed, reaching up to the ceiling above. For the most part, it looked to be a normal spiderweb, but the central part was all askew, the web-lines forming characters from the drow alphabet.

Beetle read it out aloud for the benefit of those who couldn't read the Drow language. "'Help master,'" he said.

"A spider familiar, asking for aid for his master," surmised Wakuren, looking around the stables. "Anybody see the spider who made this?" There was certainly no spider in the web itself.

It was Robin who finally spotted the spider, curled up into as small an area as possible, over at the back of the stables, atop one of the walls separating the different dinosaur stalls. "It's over here!" she said, pointing it out but not getting too near to it - the bard was not a fan of creepy-crawlies of any type.

Zander belatedly realized that if this was indeed a wizard's familiar, it would likely be able to speak with its master, and thus the elf's permanent tongues spell would allow him to communicate with it. "Hello," he said. "We read your message and are willing to help."

"Hello," replied the spider, tentatively crawling a few steps forward along the stall wall. "My name is Bantabella, and my master, the drow wizard Alaknarr Dettana, is missing. I fear something terrible has happened to him."

Zander translated the spider's tale for the benefit of his friends. It seemed Alaknarr, a drow from common roots, had fallen in love with a nobleman's daughter, Baronessa Vhondryl Morgaunt. This did not sit well with the Baronessa's father, Baron Szindrik Morgaunt, nor her two older brothers, Baronet Braendin Morgaunt and Baronet Keldor Morgaunt, who felt the wizard was too low upon the social scale to even consider dating the Baronessa. They forbade them from seeing each other - although that did nothing but force Vhondryl and Alaknarr to sneak away and spend time together without the rest of the Morgaunt family knowing about it.

All this changed three days ago, when Bantabella felt the empathic link she shared with her master get severed; for the first time since serving her wizardly master, she couldn't feel his presence nearby, nor determine what he was feeling. She was concerned that he had been knocked unconscious - or worse, slain - and that was the cause of the severing of the empathic link, although she held out hope there was a simpler explanation that had not occurred to her.

Then, last night, she felt a vague twinging along the empathic link, as if her master was trying to reestablish the link with his loyal familiar - if he had been knocked into a coma, perhaps he was starting to come out of it? In any case, the link ebbed and flowed, gaining in strength before being severed completely again, to the point she had no idea what might be going on. However, she knew for a fact that Alaknarr had not been at his modest home in Chu'curan, for that's where she'd been staying, hoping he would return home. But wherever he was, she felt he needed assistance with whatever predicament he was in, and, seeing the adventurers ride in the night before, she thought they might be able to help.

"We'd be more than happy to look into the situation," Wakuren assured the spider familiar, having Zander translate his words. "Do you know where Alaknarr and Vhondryl met up in secret?" Bantabella had no idea, as she stayed behind when he made his trysts with the young noblewoman. She did know that the last time she'd seen him, he was on his way to meeting with Vhondryl, although she had no idea where they'd agreed to meet up.

"Well then, let's see if we can find anyone who might know," the half-orc decided, using his robe of blending to take on the appearance of a standard drow male, and then following the spider's instructions on what changes to make to the illusion to make him look more like her master. When they were done, the half-orc wore the appearance of a young, dark-skinned drow with long, flowing, white hair and prominent cheekbones. His clothing was also altered to look like one of the robes Alaknarr often wore. "No point in going to his house if he hasn't been there," Wakuren reasoned. "Let's just walk around town and see who we bump into." Bantabella scrambled upon Wakuren's shoulder to complete the look, for he often allowed his familiar to come with him around town when he wasn't secretly meeting with Vhondryl - who was not a particular fan of spiders. (Robin perfectly understood her views on the matter.)

Before setting off, the group opted to cast a bunch of their "there might be combat in our near-term futures" spells. Alewyth protected herself with shield of faith and magic circle against evil spells, while Thurloe made do with a protection from evil spell. He and Zander each used a charge from his wand of shield, while Wakuren cast a bevy of spells on himself: air walk, shield of faith, and magic circle against evil - then, on a whim, he cast a stoneskin spell on Zander, figuring it might not be a bad idea to ensure their only permanent source of the tongues spell remained in any potential fight for as long as possible.

After about a half hour of wandering around the streets of Chu'curan, Wakuren's ploy worked out. The others had stayed together as a group and surreptitiously trailed the disguised half-orc, staying far enough back that the false Alaknarr wouldn't have to explain the presence of these strangers. But a cry of "Hey, Alaknarr!" in the drow tongue alerted Wakuren that his disguise had passed muster; he had Petey, Zander's telepathic pseudodragon familiar, provide translations of Bantabella's comments directly into the half-orc's mind. The spider thus fed him the name of the friend greeting him from across the street, so he'd know what to call him when they talked.

"Haven't seen you around for the last week or so," replied the other drow. "Been keeping busy?"

"Pretty busy, yeah," replied Wakuren.

"Hey, you okay? You sound like crap." Wakuren belatedly put a hand to his throat as if it were sore, and said he'd been fighting off a cold - which he hoped would explain why his deep-throated half-orc voice was so much deeper than the real Alaknarr's apparently was.

"Well, swing by when you're feeling better, and we'll catch a pint or two at the pub," offered the wizard's friend. Wakuren agreed that sounded like a good idea, and the friend went his own way.

The group gathered up again. "Well, the disguise is good enough to fool someone who knows what Alaknarr looks like," Wakuren offered. "Since we don't know where Alaknarr went when he...disappeared, let's head over to the Morgaunt estate, and see if seeing him shakes anything up." He didn't voice his concern that he believed the wizard had likely been slain by Baron Morgaunt and was possibly being brought back to an unholy semblance of life as an undead. "The Morgaunts, are they wizards as well?" he asked Bantabella. "Necromancers, perhaps?"

"No, not at all," replied the spider. "They got their money and status as businessmen - selling exotic poisons, of all things."

"Well, let's go pay them a visit," suggested Wakuren. He allowed Bantabella (through Petey's telepathic translations) to direct him to the Morgaunt estate, in the good part of town. Xandro activated his ring of invisibility and stood beside the half-orc, his rapier Deathwhisper out and ready for trouble. The others opted to go within the extradimensional confines of Hesperna's lamp, where Alewyth, like usual, donned the headband that allowed her to see a Wakuren's-eye-view of what was going on outside in the Material Plane. She'd be the source of information about what Wakuren and Xandro were experiencing, and tell the others when it was time to exit the lamp. As the others went inside the lamp, Wakuren cast freedom of movement spells upon himself and Xandro, the two that would be first meeting up with the Morgaunts.

Upon arriving at the Morgaunt estate, Wakuren and Xandro saw it was surrounded by a 10-foot-tall iron fence with spiked tips. There was a locked gate before the path to the front door, with a bell beside it to alert those inside of the presence of visitors. Wakuren rang it without hesitation, then stood in full view, waiting to be seen by those he suspected had slain the real Alaknarr Dettana. Within a minute, a drow butler came out to the gate; he stopped and frowned when he saw who was there at the gate.

"My good sir," he chastised Wakuren, "you know full well the master has forbidden you from coming here to see the Baronessa. I fear you are wasting your time, as he has likewise forbidden his staff from letting you in." He turned and started walking back to the manor house.

Wakuren air walked over the fence, returned to the ground, and caught up to the butler, putting a hand upon his shoulder to stop him. The butler turned in shock, not quite sure how the wizard had made it through the locked gate, which he could see was still intact behind him. "This is important," Wakuren said. "The Baron will no doubt want to hear what I have to say."

"I am very sorry, but that is quite impossible," replied the butler. Wakuren took a quick peek at the drow's aura and was pleased to see no sign of evil. "Not only has he forbidden you entrance, but he's quite busy right now with an important visitor." He sighed as he thought through his options. "But I'll tell you what: I shall talk to the Baron and plead your case to him, if you wish to swing by tomorrow and see if he will see you."

"Fair enough," agreed Wakuren, turning back towards the gate. On the way there, he cast a gaseous form spell on himself, allowing him to pass through the closed and locked gate and then return to his normal appearance once back on the other side. The butler's mouth hung open, convinced he'd just been talking to Alaknarr's ghost; he turned and almost ran back into the manor house.

"Nice one," congratulated the still-invisible Xandro. "Now what? Are we going to stay in town an extra day?"

"Let's see what happens if I stay right here," suggested the half-orc. Alewyth, seeing the butler return inside, opted to exit the lamp. The others followed, and decided to go down the street for about 30 feet to watch from a discreet distance, where they were partially hidden by a bit of shrubbery. Xandro kept hold of the lamp, remaining beside Wakuren but well outside of the visual spectrum. Zander cast a mislead spell, covering himself and Petey in a greater invisibility spell while creating illusory doubles of the two of them, which he kept nearby as future distractions.

It wasn't even two minutes before the front doors of the manor house burst wide open, and out came three drow figures. Bringing up the rear was the butler Wakuren had already dealt with, while running out to the gate was an older drow the group decided was likely Baron Szindrik Morgaunt himself; he wore a rapier at his belt and his hand strayed to its hilt as he ran. Running beside him was another drow, this one wearing the armor of a cleric, and he actually held forth an unholy symbol of Gareth, wielding it at Wakuren. The half-orc, well-versed in the act of turning undead with a blast of positive energy - he'd performed the act on numerous occasions himself - now found out what it was like to have the opposite effect take place, as the cleric did his very best to catch the half-orc up in a rebuke undead attack. Obviously, the attempt had no success, as Wakuren wasn't actually an undead creature - but it was very telling that they had assumed he was. Now the only question was: did they think he was a ghost because the butler had seen him pass through the solid gate, or did they know for a fact that Alaknarr was dead because they had had a hand in it happening? Wakuren stood motionless as the cleric made his feeble attempts to control him, and took the opportunity to peek at their auras, getting the distinct "ping" of evil from the two of them.

Alewyth finished rubbing the contents of a vial of bladeshimmer on her enchanted warhammer Sjondra, turning it invisible so she could walk down the street like an unarmed civilian. Robin walked beside her, faking a conversation as if they were simply two passersby. Thurloe cast a greater invisibility spell on himself and followed, approaching the locked gate.

The cleric tried rebuking Wakuren again, getting visibly angry and confused as to why he was having no success. Then Zander caused his illusory double to walk down the street, appearing to be frightened at the sight of the "ghost" and running away, while the real elf cast an Elobar's black tentacles spell that caught up all three drow in thick, rubbery appendages springing up from the ground. All three tried breaking free, to no avail. Wakuren took advantage of the elf's spell to call out, "Baron Morgaunt! These tentacles will drag you down to the deepest Hell if you do not take me immediately to my body!" He was counting on the nobleman to know exactly where Alaknarr's corpse was hidden, and his gamble paid off.

"Agreed! Release us, and I'll take you there at once!" Zander took him at his word - he looked to be too full of panic to be trying any subterfuge - and dismissed his spell. Wakuren once again pretended he'd been the one to do so, and the elf tried casting a feeblemind spell on the cleric, wanting him out of the picture. But the cleric's mind was strong enough to shrug off the intended effects.

Released from the crushing tentacles, Baron Morgaunt and the cleric backed carefully towards the manor - all the while keeping a fearful eye on Wakuren - while the butler raced to get there before them and hold open the doors. Wishing to continue making them suspect he was a ghost (and not having another gaseous form spell on hand with which to pass through the locked gate), he cast an obscuring mist before the gate, then air walked up and over the fence while under its protective cover, opening the gate from the inside while he couldn't be seen; Alewyth and Robin took the opportunity to run over to Xandro and return to the lamp's interior (Xandro then passed the lamp over to Wakuren, who tucked it into his robes), while the others - shielded from view by their invisibility - simply stepped onto the Morgaunt's front lawn. Then Wakuren dismissed his spell, making it look like he had simply expanded into a gaseous form and then reconstituted his incorporeal body. The gate behind him was back to being shut and locked, reinforcing the illusion. And he made sure to air walk a good inch above the ground, so his walking didn't so much as disturb a single blade of grass below him.

The group entered the Morgaunt estate's double doors, the Baron and the cleric rather fearfully, Wakuren coming in right behind them showing no fear whatsoever, just a look of wrathful vengeance. Xandro, Thurloe, and Zander and Petey - all still invisible - followed.

There was a commotion to the west as a pair of drow women, each wearing the garb of a cook, came running down the hallway screaming for the Baron in the drow tongue. "Master!" they called. "Your sons are fighting enemies in the gardens!"

<Where are the gardens?> Wakuren thought without saying a word, knowing Petey would pick it up and pass the question on to Bantabella. Unfortunately, the spider had never been inside the Morgaunt estate and had no idea. But Thurloe, after casting a detect magic spell and checking out the front porch to ensure there was no invisibility-canceling magic at work there (one never knew with rich merchants), quietly entered the building and headed the way from which the cooks had come running. Xandro snuck silently into the building as well, but stayed close to Wakuren.

It was well that he did, too, for no sooner had Wakuren stepped into the house - still air walking an inch above the floor for effect - that the cleric betrayed his trust. It was all the half-orc could do to keep from laughing when the cleric of Gareth, God of Betrayal, held out his hand and made contact with Wakuren, channeling a heal spell into his body. Had he truly been an undead creature, the spell would have burned him like acid; as a living half-orc, the spell did absolutely nothing to him (but would have actually been beneficial to him had he suffered any damage from the drow yet). Baron Morgaunt opted to go on the attack as well, stabbing out with his blade, but Wakuren easily side-stepped the aristocrat's rapier.

Zander, just for fun, cast a low-level ghost sound spell and made it sound as if ghostly whispering was accompanying Wakuren - as if the ghost of Alaknarr was bringing with him other undead spirits seeking vengeance. But then Wakuren cast a spell of his own: holy word, which immediately blinded and deafened Baron Morgaunt and (unfortunately, for Wakuren rather liked the fellow) slew the butler outright; the cleric was unaffected by dint of the innate spell resistance enjoyed by all drow, allowing them to occasionally ignore the intended effects of spell thrown their way. The frightened cooks were too far away for them to have fallen under the spell's effects, which was good for them for it would have undoubtedly slain them as well.

Seeing the excitement from inside Hesperna's lamp, Alewyth doffed the headband allowing her to see through Wakuren's view and said the command word that allowed her to exit back into the Material Plane. Thurloe activated his celestial armor's fly spell and took off down the hallway, flying over the heads of the cooks with plenty of room to spare. Zander followed on foot, taking time to open a door, see a kitchen, and close it to continue down the hallway in search of the gardens. Then Robin exited the lamp and started playing the song of inspirational courage, as it was quite apparent that combat was already on.

Just then Xandro struck, stabbing Deathwhisper deep into the cleric's torso - enough so that the blade emerged from the other side of his body. The attack slew the cleric immediately and returned the rogue back into the visible light spectrum, for all to see. Wakuren decided to add insult to injury by casting an additional spell, bestow curse, upon Baron Morgaunt, draining his strength to the point it was all he could do to continue holding onto his rapier without dropping it. Alewyth tried casting a hold person spell upon the Baron, but the spell failed to take effect.

As the cooks dropped to their knees and cried over the slain butler (the dead cleric got no such concern), Thurloe and Zander had made their way into the dining room. While the elf opened a door and saw a small wine cellar with a selection of fine drow wines, the spellsword pulled open a pair of double doors and found the gardens they'd been seeking: the manor was built in the rough shape of a rectangle with a smaller rectangle in the middle that was open to the air above, and this section contained a few shade trees, a koi pond, a hedge maze - and, at the moment, Baronets Braendin and Keldor fighting for their lives against a pair of enormous phase spiders. The three dead arachnids laying on their backs with their legs twitching spasmodically showed the drow brothers had been under attack for some time.

Upon Wakuren's orders, Robin grabbed up the blind and deaf Baron and said the word that shunted the two of them into the extradimensional interior of Hesperna's lamp, confident the Baron wouldn't hear her pronounce the command words. While inside, she bound him tightly with rope and left him there, where he'd be out of the way but accessible as a bargaining chip if necessary.

Xandro, in the meantime, headed down the hall to join Zander and Thurloe in the gardens. He got there just in time to see another phase spider materialize, seeming to suddenly shift into existence and skitter towards the nearest of the drow brothers. The Baronets struck at the spiders with their own rapiers, occasionally getting in a hit while doing their best to fend off the arachnids' fierce mandibles.

Zander cast a chain lightning spell at the rearmost phase spider, as that allowed him to send arcs out to the other two and both of the Morgaunts. His initial target died from the attack, and while the others all survived, he could see they had all suffered at least some amount of damage. Petey took off from his master's shoulder, seeing if he might add just a bit more to Baronet Keldor's troubles, by stabbing at him with his wicked, venom-dripping stinger and biting at him with his sharp teeth.

Wakuren, still by the front door, stepped back outside and summoned Nimbus, who manifested just outside the stately manor. Leaping onto his mount's broad back, he had him fly over the rooftops and get to the central gardens in that fashion. From his higher vantage point, he could see something none of the other heroes - nor the drow brothers - could see from their own ground-level views: standing in the middle of the hedge maze stood yet another drow, this one wearing an old pair of wizard's robes and sporting the same exact face the half-orc was currently wearing. Alaknarr Dettana - or the ghost of the same - was manifesting back onto the Material Plane after he'd started to learn about the capabilities of his new undead form.

Alewyth activated her butterfly brooch and likewise flew outside and over the rooftop, that being the quickest way to catch up with the others already in the gardens. She too saw Alaknarr's ghost standing beside a bench in the middle of the hedge maze, and then she saw him walk forward, his insubstantial body passing right through the individual hedge walls. He had a hard, stern expression on his face that said he meant business - or, in this case, vengeance for his undead state.

Thurloe cast a ray of enfeeblement spell at Baronet Braendin Morgaunt, weakening him as much as his father had been weakened earlier by a slightly different means. He stumbled under the sudden weight of his rapier, allowing a phase spider to get in a good bite as he struggled to retain his balance. As Robin exited the lamp and picked up the chords of her song of inspirational courage, Xandro stabbed at Baronet Keldor and uncharacteristically missed, but only because the drow had been dodging the bite of a phase spider at the time.

"Attack, my friends!" called out Alaknarr as he passed through more rows of hedges. "Slay those who cowardly stabbed me from behind!" Having chosen a spider as his familiar, it wasn't much of a surprise that the wizardly ghost had managed to make a few friends on the Ethereal Plane....

But then Nimbus dropped to the ground before him, and Wakuren called out to the ghost, "We can resurrect you! You can return to the life you led before the Morgaunts betrayed you!" The ghost was skeptical at first - if his expression was any indication - but then he spotted Bantabella perched upon the shoulder of the drow who looked almost like his own doppelganger, and assumed his familiar was a good enough judge of character for Alaknarr to trust his words.

"Very well - but I will first have the lives of my three assassins!"

The phase spiders continued their attacks upon the two drow, and yet another one phased into the hedge maze, climbing up over the sides of the hedge and along the top of the small labyrinth, eager to join the fray. Baronet Braendin broke and ran, seeking to flee through the dining room doors; he actually ran beneath Thurloe, whose fly spell was still active (he was 20 feet in the air, where he could see all of the combatants at a glance). Then Zander tried out a new spell, Borgodast's crushing hand, which grabbed up the fleeing drow and crushed him into paste.

Petey continued stabbing at Baronet Keldor Morgaunt with his tail-stinger, to little effect. Wakuren, figuring the others could deal with the remaining Baronet, dismounted from Nimbus and entered the lamp, returning seconds later with a bound, deaf, and blind Baron Szindrik Morgaunt held by the scruff of his collar. But while he was inside the lamp, Alewyth cast a flame strike spell at one of the phase spiders, thinking it was an enemy. "Who dares?" roared Alaknarr's ghost, looking around for the spellcasting culprit.

"Sorry!" apologized Alewyth, coming down for a landing in the gardens just outside the hedge maze. "I thought it was headed to attack you." Fortunately, while the spell had badly singed the phase spider, it was still up and about; if it came down to it, the dwarf was ready to cast a healing spell upon the arachnid to restore the burn wounds she'd caused.

Fortunately, when Wakuren returned with the Baron, Alaknarr's attention was diverted to his hated enemy, and all thoughts of the phase spiders disappeared. Then a truly colossal phase spider, easily 30 feet across with its leg-span, materialized behind and above the ghost, and he looked up to see it towering above him, casting a shadow over him. "Stand down," Alaknarr told it. "I've got this." And without another word, he fired a chain lightning spell directly into the chest of Baron Szindrik Morgaunt, slaying him instantly.

At about the same time, Thurloe dropped down out of the sky and slew Baronet Braendin with his bastard sword Spellslicer. And with that, the three men responsible for Alaknarr's sudden death were themselves dead.

"Take me to Vhondryl," the ghost commanded. Of course, none of the heroes had any idea where Vhondryl was to be found, but Alaknarr knew the way to her bedroom, where she'd stayed since her father and brothers had told her they'd threatened to beat up Alaknarr if he didn't keep his low-born self away from her, and he told them she wasn't worth it and ran away. Instead, they'd slain him and buried his body beneath a stone bench inside the hedge maze, where they thought no one would ever find him.

Baronessa Vhondryl Morgaunt was a mess of conflicting emotions: sadness and despondency at the thought Alaknarr had wanted nothing to do with her for fear of her father and older brothers; surprise and excitement at seeing him again now; fear and shock at finding out he was dead; horror and anger at learning how he'd died; and finally, amazement and hope at finding out the heroes could restore him to life. "You can really do it? Then do it! Right now!" Baronessa Vhondryl insisted. She did not take it well to learn Alewyth did not have the spell prepared at the moment, and they'd need to wait until the next morning to actually restore Alaknarr to the living, but the ghost stepped in and assured her that was the way magic and spellcasting worked. Eventually, she agreed she could wait another day to hold her lover in her arms again. As the sole heir to the Morgaunt estate - there was no chance she'd be having her father or brothers restored to life, and her mother had died years ago - she was prepared to finance the cost of the spellcasting, doubling the total as a reward for all the heroes had done on her and Alaknarr's behalf.

"There's more to it than just that," Thurloe pointed out to Alaknarr after they'd taken their leave from the Baronessa. "Before we can restore you to life, we first gotta kill you again. No offense."

Alaknarr looked over to his trusted familiar. "Will they do as they say?" he asked her. Then, getting a firm agreement from the spider - who still rode upon Wakuren's shoulder, for she couldn't sit upon Alaknarr's insubstantial shoulder at the moment - he added, "I am in your hands, and your debt."

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And the next day, Alewyth cast a resurrection spell upon the wizard's remains (after digging his body up from the hedge maze), and all was right in the world for the two drow from different castes in society. This was a fun adventure, with the players having a ball coming up with new ways to make it obvious that Wakuren was in fact Alaknarr's ghost - at a time when they weren't even 100% sure that the wizard was dead, and that if he was, that the Morgaunts were behind it. I was entertained by how into it they were, and then of course (not having anticipated this avenue of approach from the players), I had to play along with having the drow cleric - the "guest" the butler warned Wakuren about, who had been called over to the Morgaunt estate like an exterminator when Alaknarr's ghost and the phase spiders started manifesting in the interior gardens - attack Wakuren in a manner that made sense given he believed he was fighting Alaknarr's ghost.

The PCs were given the three magic rapiers wielded by the male Morgaunts, and the group decided to allow Alewyth to destroy them with Sjondra, the Sunderer. Doing so will allow her warhammer to increase to a +4 weapon.

Despite college having started back up, Joe made it to this adventure, but he was running late, so Dan ran Zander for him until he showed up - the round immediately after Zander had cast the Elobar's black tentacles spell. We gave him the full backstory and got him caught up, and then he took it from there.

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T-shirt worn: A new T-shirt Dan and Vicki got me for Christmas, showing four dinosaurs fleeing from an impending asteroid that just happens to be a d20 that's rolling a natural 20. It's a nice, token "Talonia" T-shirt.
 

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