Drizzt Do'Urden to Become Free Agent???

[coyote6]

Let's see, he can make darkness, limn things in eerie light, levitate, has two magic swords, can summon a magic panther, wears a cape, is all angsty -- yup, he's a superhero. He should sign with Green Ronin!

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

I hope he signs with Paranoia! Troubleshooter Drizz-I-ITT and his two force swords would be AWESOME.

The Drizzt haters won't know whether to cheer or cry. On the down side, there will be multiple clones of Drizzt to torment them. On the plus side, their expected lifetimes will be considerably shorter.

 

[coyote6]

Say, if Drizzt does sign with White Wolf, will Bill Slavicsek write an angry, angsty open letter to WotC, All Of Northwestern Faerun, and WotC Supporters Wherever They May Be, all in Comic Sans?

 

[Herschel]

He actually had a secret summit with Jason Bourne and Edward Cullen. They're all good friends and want to have adventures together. I'm not sure if too much can be read in to it but I did hear he reserved the East Wing of Castle Care Paravel for a private party after Gen Con.

 

[PaizoCEO]

I can neither confirm nor deny that we have a meeting this afternoon with Drizzt and his agent about a long term contract that will make him the highest paid drow in RPG publishing history. White Wolf? Please.

Lisa Stevens
CEO
Paizo Publishing

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

I'm just waiting for the one-hour special on the G4 network to annouce where he is going.

I heard all the sponsorship proceeds will go to the Society for Homeless Astral Magical Panthers (S.H.A.M.P.)

 

[Herschel]

This just in: Drizzt will announce his decision in a new trilogy published by Heward with product tie-ins for Handy Haversacks and a specialty line of boots. All proceeds will go to the Flumph and Kobold Clubs of Faerun.

 

[Roland55]

You're all too conventional.

He's signing on with Jack Sparrow and the Black Pearl. Everybody knows that's where the big bucks are.

And his panther can keep the undead monkey in line.

 

[Lord Xtheth]

An unconfirmed sourse has let me in on a little secret. It seems That Drizzt has been spotted a couple times on set in hollywood with Dwane "The Rock" Johnson during the filming of a yet-to-be-named movie.
My guess it's the "Scorpion King" re-make

 

[coyote6]

Surely he'd be hanging out with noted drow fan Vin Diesel, no?