Drow love

[Kae'Yoss]

I have always found pitcures of drow women to be attractive though but no one get any ideas. Maybe Im just jealous of the perfectly toned bodies and amazingly smooth skin.

Interestingly enough, those drow women might be the first ones to get any ideas. The drow in the Baldur's Gate 2 novelisation had homosexual tendencies (in fact, Imoen - who was portrayed as a man-hater - got herself one of those drow girls in there), and the same goes for the drow in the War of the Spider Queen series (were they unleashed a very comely drow chick that was another character's battle captive on a priestess to get said priestess out of the way.).

Wait. Smokin hot, good aligned, has naked dancing as a religious duty.

Exactly. I don't see the problem. All those half-drow have to come from somewhere.

For orc females, I fancy this one from Warcraft III.

Ugh. Anothe reason to hate Warcraft: They make orcs sexy. Any world where orcs are sexy is just wrong.

Dwarf?
Gnome?
Half-Orc?

Perhaps my imagination is just limited... -- N

Okay, we don't have to lose a word about Half-Orc (even though Salvatore had a female half-orc in one of his recent books that was said to be quite beautiful - her half-orc features were said to accentuate her beauty. I wonder if that will spawn another wave of clones - this time by raving fangirls that want to play strong, but pretty characters )

Dwarves: I don't know. Could work.

But gnomes? Have you seen the picture that comes with the gnomes' racial description in Ravenloft 3e? That gnome lady looked quite hawt.

just follow the Julia Roberts in Pretty woman rule. No kissing.

Jane: "That's why I don't kiss'em on the mouth!"

Depends on which god/dess she worships.

Elistraee - She'd be okay with dating a mere human, probably.
Vhaerun - If the human was evil, maybe. Or their slave. Don't think it would be a love relationship.
Lolth - She'd be okay with sacrificing the human to her dark goddess. That's kind of like being intimate.

To comment on those, and add to those:

Eilistraee: The Dark Maiden tells her followers to forsake the evil ways of her evil mother. I think racism is among those evil ways, so they might be okay with it.

Vhaeraun: Beyond what you list, it could just be some grappling on the side - drow got needs, human can provide, go for it.

In fact, lots of half-drow are from drow male and human female stock: Many Vhaeraunan outposts on the surface are quite short on female drow. It's hard to persuade a drow female to convert when she's doing just fine with Lolth. "Hey, wanna change religion? You wouldn't be pampered like you are now, and you'd have to respect males, who would be your equals" isn't the most compelling argument for a selfish, power-hungry drow woman...

So they breed with those drow women they have. And human women. Maybe even some non-drow elves (an elf only has one subrace, most drow-and-otherelf matings produce drow offspring. "If we can't hunt them off the planet, we breed them off the planet!"). Sure, those elf and human females are often desparate and have no other place to go, but it happens.

Of course, that doesn't help any human male who wants to date a drow chick.


Lolth: No way in all the hells. Hell would have to freeze over for that! There's their spider-thing - and I hate spiders. There is that thing where they kill you after (or often during) mating, and all the other stuff.



Beyond that, you forgot some deities:

Selvetarm: Okay, has few female followers, so it's out of the question

Kiaransalee: Tread lightly! While those spiderkissers might kill you during mating, those followers of the White Banshee will probably kill you before. And your death will only be the beginning of your problems.

And then of course, there's the thing with them often becoming undead, which is a sure turn-off. Except vampires maybe, but that's another story.

Ghaunadaur: If you love excitement and kinky games, you're right there. Of course, you should write your will before, because everything could happen. Maybe she decides that you should be sacrificed during intercourse. Or maybe she decides that she should sacrifice herself during intercourse. Wouldn't be the nicest experience I'd wager.

Sorta like this poor schlub (sixth picture down on the page, counting the picture of the cover of Deities & Demigods):
http://jrients.tripod.com/otus/otusddg.html

What an awful picture. What's she doing? Pouring sauce on him?

It's official: Lolth doesn't like her sacrifices bland.

 

[wildstarsreach]

Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You guys certainly have thought about this a lot more than I have even conceived.

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You guys certainly have thought about this a lot more than I have even conceived.

Yes, that proves it more than your meager post count: You're fairly new here.

If you were a veteran, this wouldn't surprise you in the least. You'd remember the big Lidda incident and not bat an eye on Hawt Drow Luv.

 

[phindar]

Ugh. Anothe reason to hate Warcraft: They make orcs sexy. Any world where orcs are sexy is just wrong.

Hey, orcs have always been sexy. It's only now that people are catching on. (I mean, come on. "Orcs are fecund and create many crossbreeds." Could Gygax have been more racist? Isn't it possible that orcs are just damn sexy?)

The whole point I came in here was:

Years ago, in 2e, for reasons that we really don't have to go into, I came up with the drow euphenism for sex. Based on the Beast with Two Backs metaphor, drow called it Becoming the Spider, where the lovers form the creature with eight appendages. (It makes sense if you look at it from the top, and if during sex you tend to spread your arms wide as if to say, "Yah! I'm having sex!")

 

[Desdichado]

I would want to date a drow girl, so I'd write her a sonnet. Then she'd run off to be with some guy she met over WoW and I'd be all alone.

 

[paradox42]

Hey, orcs have always been sexy. It's only now that people are catching on. (I mean, come on. "Orcs are fecund and create many crossbreeds." Could Gygax have been more racist? Isn't it possible that orcs are just damn sexy?)

Excellent point. Just put them under a Prestidigitation cantrip (Clean) (thanks kenobi65!) for a while, and they can be pretty hot. Warcraft orcs especially.

Years ago, in 2e, for reasons that we really don't have to go into, I came up with the drow euphenism for sex. Based on the Beast with Two Backs metaphor, drow called it Becoming the Spider, where the lovers form the creature with eight appendages.

Ooo, great idea! I'll have to remember that one for when I'm running a setting where Lolth exists (she doesn't in my current one).

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Hey, orcs have always been sexy.

You must be really desperate. Or really drunk.

"Orcs are fecund"

So are insects.

Years ago, in 2e, for reasons that we really don't have to go into, I came up with the drow euphenism for sex.

Never thought drow would have much use for euphemisms.

 

[phindar]

Hey, just because you're Chaotic Evil doesn't mean you have to be smutty.

 

[Moonstone Spider]

Somehow this thread just reminded me of a scene in a Harry Dresden novel, where he laments the fact that he has the hots for a vampire and can't sleep with her because of the obvious issues. A little girl calmly informs him that he needs to develop a taste for bondage and tie the vampire up. . .

 

[Sejs]

I nterestingly enough, those drow women might be the first ones to get any ideas. The drow in the Baldur's Gate 2 novelisation had homosexual tendencies (in fact, Imoen - who was portrayed as a man-hater - got herself one of those drow girls in there)

Wait, what? They portayed Imoen as a man-hater? Eternally cheery little-sister esque Imoen? Who the heck wrote that thing?

Ugh. Anothe reason to hate Warcraft: They make orcs sexy. Any world where orcs are sexy is just wrong.

To be fair, that's not an orc. That's Garona. She's a half-orc, and noted as a particularly attractive and manipulative one at that.