D&D 5E Druid Flavor Help

[Thaumaturge]

Welcome to Cooking Heroes! Brought to you by the Rotting Eye tribe!

Today we're gonna talk about druid flavor. No need to serve bland adventurers at your table.

The secret to a flavorful druid is buttermilk. Soak your druid in buttermilk for 4-6 hours prior to cooking. Prepare a mixture of flour and your favorite organic herbs & spices.

Roll the druid in the prepare flour mixture and deep fry immediately.

Enjoy!

You're making druid, so be sure to use organic, pastured, raw, non-homogenized buttermilk.

And stay wildshaped into the form of a raccoon.

HE'S NOT A RACOON!



Thaumaturge.

 

[TwoSix]

Welcome to Cooking Heroes! Brought to you by the Rotting Eye tribe!

Today we're gonna talk about druid flavor. No need to serve bland adventurers at your table.

The secret to a flavorful druid is buttermilk. Soak your druid in buttermilk for 4-6 hours prior to cooking. Prepare a mixture of flour and your favorite organic herbs & spices.

Roll the druid in the prepare flour mixture and deep fry immediately.

Enjoy!

The proper wrap for a well-cooked druid is a shambling mound, prepared much like a beef wellington.

 

[steeldragons]

Welcome to Cooking Heroes! Brought to you by the Rotting Eye tribe!

Today we're gonna talk about druid flavor. No need to serve bland adventurers at your table.

The secret to a flavorful druid is buttermilk. Soak your druid in buttermilk for 4-6 hours prior to cooking. Prepare a mixture of flour and your favorite organic herbs & spices.

Roll the druid in the prepare flour mixture and deep fry immediately.

Enjoy!

You, sir, are a culinary genius!

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[jrowland]

On a more serious note, you could call yourself Radagast the Brown Wizard. Or be more obtuse about it and flavor your druid like radagast. In the movies (The Hobbit) he might come across as a bit ecentric/weird/crazy so you could tone that down or play it up as you see fit.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Carry a small potted oak. Name the oak "Troot".

For added layers of pop culture references:

1) If someone tries to touch your potted oak, tell them, "You can't handle The Troot!!!"

2) talk like Jean Reno

 

[tuxgeo]

To be taken as a Druid of the Woods, the earliest way is the simplest:

Learn to read and write.

Yep, that's it! And since the "alphabet" that you use for your writing is not the "Alpha-Beta-Gamma" of the Greeks, but is instead the "Beth-Luis-Nion" of the Celts, you will readily understand: the letters are each named for a tree. Hence, the "list of the trees" is the "list of the letters!"

And since (1) the letters contain all knowledge (in the sense that, once you can read, you can read all books, which themselves contain all knowledge), and (2) the letters are the trees, it follows that (3) the trees contain all knowledge.

It's really basic, and it's really bone-headed -- but people tend to forget that that is the way it was. (In that sense, ALL druids are "druids of the trees.")