D&D 5E Druid Spider Form

[bgbarcus]

Spider form, or Giant Spider form? Each of them is physically identical to the beast. If a non-druid spider web is strong enough, then the druid spider web is also strong enough.

 

[I'm A Banana]

The REAL question is: can I milk a druid that turns into a cow?

It is important that I find this out.

For Reasons.

 

[bgbarcus]

The REAL question is: can I milk a druid that turns into a cow?

It is important that I find this out.

For Reasons.

That's simple, only if the druid is able to stay in cow form half a day to produce milk. Remember to provide plenty of fresh grass to eat.

 

[Sacrosanct]

That's simple, only if the druid is able to stay in cow form half a day to produce milk. Remember to provide plenty of fresh grass to eat.

More than that, actually. The druid would have had to had a calf recently. if you don't milk a cow on a consistent basis to keep the milk producing, she will go dry. Which means the answer is a "no", since wild shape doesn't last that long. I suppose a female lactating PC who then changed into a cow would probably work.

 

[TwoSix]

The REAL question is: can I milk a druid that turns into a cow?

It is important that I find this out.

For Reasons.

"I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"

 

[Vymair]

Spider Druid, Spider Druid,
does whatever a spider can,
spins a web any size
catches mobs just like flies
Watch out!
Here comes Spider Druid!

 

[Riley37]

I would of course remind the climbing PCs that they are covering themselves in their companions excretions. Make sure to mention the tiny chunks of corn and carrot stuck in the webs, and the fact that they are picking it out of their hair for days.

You are confusing spinnerets, and their *secretions*; with the gut tract, and its *excretions*.

Not the same. Does your hair, when it grows out, already have tiny chunks of corn and carrot stuck in it? If so, how do those chunks migrate from your gut to your hair follicles?

I would ask about other substances produced by other glands of your body, and whether they also contain tiny chunks of carrots and corn, but that would get a bit too personal.

Because, of course, D&D abilities such as Wild Shape are rigorously realistic simulations, with no room for humor!

 

[Sunseeker]

More than that, actually. The druid would have had to had a calf recently. if you don't milk a cow on a consistent basis to keep the milk producing, she will go dry. Which means the answer is a "no", since wild shape doesn't last that long. I suppose a female lactating PC who then changed into a cow would probably work.

On that note, it would be worth asking: could one become pregnant while shapeshifted and thus stuck in that form, or would be body automatically abort when the spell concluded? Does this also apply to Alter Self and Polymorph?

 

[PnPgamer]

Next thing were going for is the morality of pegnant druids in wild shape and abortion when they return to normal form.

 

[Riley37]

On that note, it would be worth asking: could one become pregnant while shapeshifted and thus stuck in that form, or would be body automatically abort when the spell concluded? Does this also apply to Alter Self and Polymorph?

You might ask Pasiphae about that.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasiphaë