Paizo Druids: Do you allow yourselves to be ridden?

Fauchard1520 · Jul 9, 2020

My fellow druids! I find it is a slippery slope down the path to animal indignity. When wildshaped, it's all too common for my party members to treat me like a dumb beast. I want to be a team player and help pull the cart, but where should I put my hoof down?

Comic related.

Snarf Zagyg · Jul 9, 2020

Fauchard1520 said:
When wildshaped, it's all too common for my party members to treat me like a dumb beast.

We really shouldn't be kink-shaming druids, right?

doctorbadwolf · Jul 10, 2020

Bite them.

Fauchard1520 · Jul 10, 2020

Snarf Zagyg said:
We really shouldn't be kink-shaming druids, right?

I really could have phrased that better. :/

CapnZapp · Jul 10, 2020

Snarf Zagyg said:
We really shouldn't be kink-shaming druids, right?

Thread. Won.

slow clap

LuisCarlos17f · Jul 10, 2020

By the wife?

Vael · Jul 10, 2020

One of the better visuals I've ever gotten from DMing was the Gnome wizard riding the Druid (in Bear form), doing a cavalry charge up the hill at some monsters.

(Psi)SeveredHead · Jul 11, 2020

I might allow it if I wildshape into a horse, but I will not wear a saddle, bit and bridle, etc. They will have to ride bareback.

GreyLord · Jul 12, 2020

Well, if the Druid Player does not like it, if they worship a deity over druids, I'd imagine the deity may be unhappy as well. Nothing like an upset Solar against the party member that offended the Druid to make life interesting for the offending party.

Or maybe, as it is more a nature deity, it will be a pack of unhappy wolves with only one thing on their mind...revenge on the offending PC who tormented the Druid.

Mad_Jack · Jul 12, 2020

doctorbadwolf said:
Bite them.

Yeah, seriously... next time you wildshape into something with hooves, kick them when they get annoying. Then when you change back, you can tell them, "Sorry, it was just my dumb animal instincts..."