Duck Messiah

[Azure Trance]

Bah! No duck could ever be a mesiah! Bow down to the cow!

All Hail the Cow

-Sir Derian Cypher
Knight of the Bovine
Wielder of the Enchanted Udder
Destroyer of Chickens

Isn't there a user whose name is Holy Bovine?

 

[Shadowdancer]

Now we will chant Duck Messiah's holy word:

AFLAC!

 

[DerianCypher]

Why yes.. yes there is a user named Holy Bovine!

DC

 

[ddvmor]

UNBELIEVERS

Hah! All you infidel unbelievers! Worshippers of the cow!!! Moove over.
The Duck will come. The Duck will show you all!
Is is not written that the Unbelievers will be utterly Ducked???

Follow the Duck...

Follow the Duck...

Follow the Duck...

You will be Ducked...

 

[DerianCypher]

Heathen! You shall be smitten for your worship of the duck! Only those who follow the cow shall be moove into the great plane of heaven!

All those who follow the Holy Moo must fight against the Heathens!

MOOOOO!!!!
DC
Destroyer of Ducks
Priest of the Moo
Leader of the People of the Cow

 

[Airwolf]

GiantInThePlayground,

ROTFLOL!! Mallard D'ib, that was funny.

 

[Aeolius]

perhaps he was wearing a pair of these...

Soggy Shoes

 

[ddvmor]

Those who choose to follow the Duck Side will gain powers beyond comprehension! They will also gain access to Duck Vader's private club aboard the Duck Star!

YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DUCK SIDE!!!

 

[Angelsboi]

If anyone says Duck Duck Goose ...

 

[Sniktch]

Duck Duck Goose

yes?