KnowTheToe said:
Lower - if player is of age, drink a lot before game. Drunkedness is suredly going to come off as stupid to a bunch of sober people.
Higher - Spike the DMs drink, his/her drunkedness will make you seem smarter
Eh! You sure don't know the Five Stades of Drunkenness.
First Stade: Smart. Once you've reached the first stade of drunkenness, you become the smartest person ever. You may speak about anything, your ideas will be brillant, your wordplays will be clever, and every one will listen to them with awe.
Second Stade: Rich. Once you've reached the second stade of drunkenness, you become fantastically rich, and you are able to pay drinks for everyone in the bar. This stack with the first stade -- you're still the smartest person ever.
Third Stade: Handsome. Once you've reached the third state of drunkenness, your charisma and beauty are magnified so much that everyone else either wants you or envy you. Once again, you keep the benefits of the two previous stades.
Fourth Stade: Invincible. Once you've reached the fourth state of drunkenness, you become the most powerful brawler ever. Nothing, from angry patrons to pink mammoths to cops and to pillars, can match your fighting skill. Engage in any combat you want, you'll win, and you'll teach a good one to the offender! Of course, you're still smart, rich, and handsome.
Fifth Stade: Invisible. Once you've reached the fifth state of drunkenness, you become invisible, in addtion to being smart, rich, handsome, and invincible. You may do what you want, like stealing things, jumping from table to table, stripping yourself of clothing while bragging loudly, throwing various items at peoples and windows, driving a bicycle while wearing a boot for a hat and singing roguish songs -- you'll never be ridicule, because people can't see you.