D&D Movie/TV Dungeons and Dragons Movie to be a Musical!!!


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Satyrn

First Post
You got me hopeful for something like this:

Joxer the Mighty
Roams through the countryside
He never needs a place to hide
With Gabby as his sidekick
Fighting with her little stick
Righting wrongs and singing songs
Being mighty all day long
 



But wait, surely my wizard eyes deceive me!
I see a ghastly floating creature, it has no legs and yet moves freely!
It must be a beholder, heavens! Friends stand back...
No one is safe from its deadly gaze attack!

Cower not my wizard friend, no need to fear!
Your fearless barbarian friend is here!
I'll draw my blade, and then I'll---

*-end of song-*
 

MechaPilot

Explorer
They might as well go with a musical. At least then it might be so campy and bad that it's good (like the 1980s Flash Gordon film, which I adore even though it's not a good movie), instead of just being bad like the other D&D films.
 


ccs

41st lv DM
They might as well go with a musical. At least then it might be so campy and bad that it's good (like the 1980s Flash Gordon film, which I adore even though it's not a good movie), instead of just being bad like the other D&D films.

Yeah, couldn't hurt it.
 

I knew this was an AFD prank going in... but it still makes me smile. Much better than the ussual "WotC is releasing that book you love!!! Haha lol no."

Slay the dwagon. Slay the dwagon. With my spear and magic helmet.
 

Dannyalcatraz

Schmoderator
Staff member
Lots of material in the various FILKS threads like...

FREEBARD (Lynyrd Skynyrd Freebird)

When I leave here tomorrow
Remember me you surely will
For I must be travelling on, now,
'Cause there's too many creatures I've got to kill.
But, if I stayed here with you, girl,
Things just couldn't be the same.
'Cause I'm as free as a Bard now,
And this Bard you can not change.
Kord knows, I can't change.

(slide lute solo)

Bye, bye, its been a sweet love.
Though this feeling I can't change.
But please don't take it badly,
'Cause Kord knows I'm to blame.
But, if I stayed here with you girl,
Things just couldn't be the same.
Cause I'm as free as a Bard now,
And this Bard you'll never change.
And this Bard you can not change.
Kord knows, I can't change.
Kord help me, I can't change.

(rambling, Allegro lute outtro on multiple lutes with interwoven, brief solos)
 

Capn Charlie

Explorer
Not gonna lie, when I read the headline, I saw Neil Patrick Harris in blackface dressed as drizzt, and singing about how much he loves his panther and... I didn't hate it.

I mean, Gallivant kind of worked, didn't it...
 

Dannyalcatraz

Schmoderator
Staff member
Never watched it, honestly.

As for NPH as Drizzt? Well...

Drizzt!
A-ah, badass from the Underdark!
Drizzt!
A-ah, he'll save everyone of us!
*Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha*
Drizzt!
A-ah, he's a miracle!
Drizzt!
A-ah, king of the impossible!
He's for everyone of us
Stand for everyone of us
He'll save with a mighty hand
Every man, every woman
Every child, with a mighty slash...
Drizzt! A-ah

Drizzt!
A-ah, and the panther that he loves!
Just a drow
With a drow's courage
He knows nothing but the good
But he can never fail
No one but the pure in heart
May find the golden grail
Oh oh, oh oh
Drizzt!
 

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