Joxer the Mighty
Roams through the countryside
He never needs a place to hide
With Gabby as his sidekick
Fighting with her little stick
Righting wrongs and singing songs
Being mighty all day long
But wait, surely my wizard eyes deceive me!
I see a ghastly floating creature, it has no legs and yet moves freely!
It must be a beholder, heavens! Friends stand back...
No one is safe from its deadly gaze attack!
Cower not my wizard friend, no need to fear!
Your fearless barbarian friend is here!
I'll draw my blade, and then I'll---
They might as well go with a musical. At least then it might be so campy and bad that it's good (like the 1980s Flash Gordon film, which I adore even though it's not a good movie), instead of just being bad like the other D&D films.
They might as well go with a musical. At least then it might be so campy and bad that it's good (like the 1980s Flash Gordon film, which I adore even though it's not a good movie), instead of just being bad like the other D&D films.