D&D Movie/TV Dungeons and Dragons Movie to be a Musical!!!

[Jester David]

I knew this was an AFD prank going in... but it still makes me smile. Much better than the ussual "WotC is releasing that book you love!!! Haha lol no."

Slay the dwagon. Slay the dwagon. With my spear and magic helmet.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Lots of material in the various FILKS threads like...

FREEBARD (Lynyrd Skynyrd Freebird)

When I leave here tomorrow
Remember me you surely will
For I must be travelling on, now,
'Cause there's too many creatures I've got to kill.
But, if I stayed here with you, girl,
Things just couldn't be the same.
'Cause I'm as free as a Bard now,
And this Bard you can not change.
Kord knows, I can't change.

(slide lute solo)

Bye, bye, its been a sweet love.
Though this feeling I can't change.
But please don't take it badly,
'Cause Kord knows I'm to blame.
But, if I stayed here with you girl,
Things just couldn't be the same.
Cause I'm as free as a Bard now,
And this Bard you'll never change.
And this Bard you can not change.
Kord knows, I can't change.
Kord help me, I can't change.

(rambling, Allegro lute outtro on multiple lutes with interwoven, brief solos)

 

[Capn Charlie]

Not gonna lie, when I read the headline, I saw Neil Patrick Harris in blackface dressed as drizzt, and singing about how much he loves his panther and... I didn't hate it.

I mean, Gallivant kind of worked, didn't it...

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Never watched it, honestly.

As for NPH as Drizzt? Well...

Drizzt!
A-ah, badass from the Underdark!
Drizzt!
A-ah, he'll save everyone of us!
*Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha*
Drizzt!
A-ah, he's a miracle!
Drizzt!
A-ah, king of the impossible!
He's for everyone of us
Stand for everyone of us
He'll save with a mighty hand
Every man, every woman
Every child, with a mighty slash...
Drizzt! A-ah

Drizzt!
A-ah, and the panther that he loves!
Just a drow
With a drow's courage
He knows nothing but the good
But he can never fail
No one but the pure in heart
May find the golden grail
Oh oh, oh oh
Drizzt!