Dungeons & Dragons: The Sequel

[Cugel]

Got this from SciFi Wire. Well, we all knew it was coming....

Zinc Entertainment, a division of Joel Silver's Silver Pictures, will produce Dungeons & Dragons: The Sequel for an early 2004 release, Variety reported. Zinc will produce with Marching Band Productions and Sweetpea Entertainment.

 

[Ashrem Bayle]

Same guys that did the first one right?

Yea... we're screwed again.

 

[RangerWickett]

Y'know, this is one of the instances in which killing the messenger is considered proper etiquette.

*bang!*

 

[Cugel]

Let my blood rain from the skyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

 

[Pants]

I see no mention of Courtney Solomon, which can only be a good thing.

 

[Liquid Snake]

Oh no!

Say it ain't so!

Wasn't the first one enough?! How much more pain do we have to endure?!

 

[Truth Seeker]

The WHAT!!!!???

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Everyone bouycott this movie now!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!

nnnn------(out of breath)

 

[barsoomcore]

Hurrah! I, for one, am pleased. I'd love to see Courtney Solomon get another shot at this particular can. I hope he gets in on it, though I suspect he won't be able to.

Come on, people, it's a Dungeons and Dragons movie! What do you want, Lord of the Rings? Give me beholders, dwarves, goofy plots, total strangers hooking up for no discernable reason and dumb traps nobody would ever set anywhere. B-movie goodness is what these films should be all about.

Yay yay yay. I'm very pleased by this news.

 

[mooby]

I'm actually looking forward to this.

They'd have to try pretty hard to make it worse than the first movie, and I think they'l do a much better job with it.

 

[RangerWickett]

Hurrah! I, for one, am pleased. I'd love to see Courtney Solomon get another shot at this particular can. I hope he gets in on it, though I suspect he won't be able to.

Come on, people, it's a Dungeons and Dragons movie! What do you want, Lord of the Rings? Give me beholders, dwarves, goofy plots, total strangers hooking up for no discernable reason and dumb traps nobody would ever set anywhere. B-movie goodness is what these films should be all about.

Yay yay yay. I'm very pleased by this news.

I kinda hate to say this, but dang, you've got a good point. Hurrah for cheese!