D&D General Easter and D&D

Harzel · Apr 10, 2020

R_J_K75 said:
I wouldn't eat one of those things if you paid me; god knows what they're made out of? Don't ask me what possessed her to do this, but I had a friend back in the 90s who filled up her bathtub and dumped in a bunch of Peeps. It took them 3-4 days to "dissolve", and I use the term loosely. It just ended up a floating gelatinous blob of pink, yellow and blue sugar. I think it was just some drunken experiment to see what would happen that only resulted in a disgusting mess. That'll teach her.

Yep, you can only get rid of them completely with Wish.

Oofta · Apr 10, 2020

Harzel said:
Yep, you can only get rid of them completely with Wish.

There is one other option whispered of in darkened rooms and back alleys. But be warned, this solution is not for the faint of heart.

You've been warned.

You can eat them.

Theo R Cwithin · Apr 10, 2020

Rumor is that Mordenkainen's Magnificent Microwave does the trick, too:

David Howery · Apr 10, 2020

R_J_K75 said:
but I had a friend back in the 90s who filled up her bathtub and dumped in a bunch of Peeps. It took them 3-4 days to "dissolve"

nice story, but now I'm wondering how she took any baths while waiting for those things to dissolve...

R_J_K75 · Apr 10, 2020

David Howery said:
nice story, but now I'm wondering how she took any baths while waiting for those things to dissolve...

Cant say for sure but if I had to guess she probably didn't. You'd be surprised the pall of beer and cigarettes will cover up just about anything.

David Howery · Apr 10, 2020

The Green Hermit said:
I am thinking about having a bunny (or possibly a kobold wearing bunny ears) deliver a basket of healing potions

I'm not I'd trust anything a kobold gave me, especially if he claimed it was a healing potion...

Eltab · Apr 10, 2020

You are supposed to go into the woods, locate and return with a bunny rabbit that lays chocolate eggs - no the Cadbury kind, not that kind ! The catch is that unbeknownst to your quest-giver, the Monty Python bunny lives on the opposite side of the clearing.