Of course, when you're 15 years old, you are both incredibly shallow while also believing that you're deeper than the Marinas Trench. NO ONE CAN FEEL AS DEEPLY AS ME!
I translated High Gygaxian into, "RESPEKT MAH AUTHORITAH!"
Or, as Gygax might put it, "As ultimate arbiter of the world, the rules, and, perforce, all that is wholesome and benefitting the weal of society, you might on occasion encounter players who will find more enjoyment in spoiling a game than playing it, thus ruining the fun for the rest of the participants. Such a consummation of foolish desire is to be prevented. The more intelligent players who are prone to pout or to use use the books as a defense when you rule against them should be excluded from the campaign with extreme prejudice. The less intelligent players who disrupt the campaign regardless of the obvious consequences you inflict upon them will soon remove themselves from play in any event, for their own ineptness will serve to have players or monsters or traps finish them off."