Eleven Vile Deformity Feats To Make Your Third Eye Glint With Fiendish Delight


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Think I can come up with an 'Evil Grandma' NPC in no time.

Deformity (Flatulence) [Vile]
Deformity (Hirsute) [Vile]
Deformity (Teeth) [Vile]
Deformity (Tongue) [Vile]

"Come give nanna a kiss Billy!"
*pharp*
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"


ed- I think theyre really good btw
 
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This one is:

Deformity (Sweat Glands) [Vile]
The fires of evil burn hot in this one. The character excretes odiferous saltine fluid near constantly, even in the coldest of climes. Bathing only washes away the dried sweat, nothing, save a strong wind or zone of pure air can fully drive away the foul eye-stinging smell of a body gone mad. He is forever lonely because his foul smell makes his presence unpalatable even to the most loyal of lackeys.
Prerequisite: Willing Deformity*.
Benefit: The character gains ten points of fire resistance and is immune to subdual damage from [warm or cold climes].
Special: Anyone within ten-feet of the character suffer a -1 profane penalty to AC, saves, attacks, and skill checks. They also take 1 point of subdual damage per minute spent within ten-feet of him. Characters attempting to track someone with this feat gain a +2 to their Wilderness Lore check.

1) pretty silly

2) pretty powerful

The author doesn't think this is worth2 feats but I do.

I think
 

Point Taken

Well, they really were meant to be somewhat silly. The whole Vile Deformity concept is pretty silly. And, really, its not as if they've been playtested. So if you think its worth two feats and want it to be in your game, then make it worth two feats. In my opinion, since they are intended mostly for villains, game balance is less an issue.
 

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