D&D 5E Elf v. Dwarf

[lowkey13]

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[Ovinomancer]

Clearly Dwarf. I don't understand the need for the poll.

/notactuallyserious

 

[lowkey13]

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[lowkey13]

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[steeldragons]

Dwarves...pop up from a hole in the ground...where they should stay.

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[Ovinomancer]

Hmm, cookies versus being poor. I think the dwarves are currently ahead in the popular slogans war.

 

[Waterbizkit]

Dwarves, always and forever. Tough as nails, serious & honorable folk... who can turn around have a have a good old fashioned drunken pub brawl when the mood strikes. Keep your fine wines and aloof attitudes and give me beards and ale and iron.

 

[lowkey13]

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[Snof]

Vote dwarf if you want to be strong, manly, powerful and have an AWESOME beard.

Vote elf if you want to be a crying treehugging emo.

The choice should be obvious here

/end joke

 

[waffle]

A better poll would be "Dwarves: Scottish Accent or Not?" Every dwarf I've ever encountered is played with a bad Scottish accent.

Mine have Yiddish accents, just to be different.