Elves or Dwarves?

[Eltharon]

Elves all the way.

Except I like dwarves too...Oh well.

 

[Rustam]

Dwarves Rules!

Auch! It be Dwarves that stand out in a crowd. Party hard an'fight harder.

Elves be too spindlely an'brittle. All elbows an'knees, if'n you take me meaning.

 

[Brogarn]

I think me name says it all.

*burp*

 

[ThirdWizard]

Go dwarves! 48 to 20 Dwarf lead, my laddies!

 

[Nyaricus]

DWARVES!!

 

[Angel Tarragon]

ELVES!!

 

[DangerDwarf]

Question is, when will the dwarves get too popular that people will regard dwarf fans as rabid and fan boyish. Rabid and hairy... ew.

Dont think it wont happen, becuse it will, and you will findyourself on the other side of the fence

They can regard us however they llike. They will still be slapped around and forced to bring us our beers.

 

[shilsen]

I've always liked both races, but I prefer elves. Of course, now that I'm running Eberron, gnomes beat them both hands down.

 

[GeorgeFields]

A good elf is a dead elf.

As if your GotF name didn't tell us that already.

 

[Wik]

Dwarves are *so* much cooler than elves. I mean, c'mon.

Dwarves have a high constitution, so they can survive pretty much anything and keep on going. Elves.... have pointy ears.

Dwarves are armoured, tough little buggers that are quite adept at taking down giants. Elves.... have pointy ears.

Dwarves can see in pitch darkness, can tell you a tunnel's life history simply by setting foot in it, and can macguyver together a stone or metal tool faster than you can say "but my elf can use a rapier". Elves.... have pointy ears.

About the only thing an elf can do better than a dwarf is get on a ride at disneyland. But what self-loving dwarf would even WANT to be at disneyland, anyways?

To reiterate: Elves are a bunch of wussy flower-eaters with little to no value.