Elves or Dwarves?

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

Like cat lovers and dog lovers, no one really likes these two races equally (or hates them equally). At the end of the day, you're either more pro-dwarf or more pro-elf. So, which is it?

 

[Shade]

I voted Elf, but I really, honestly do like them about equally. I gave elf a slight edge since my current character is an elf.

 

[Brother Richard]

Um I like them equally

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[sniffles]

Well, considering that I've never played a dwarf but I've played about half a dozen elves, I must be an elf lover.

But it isn't that I don't like dwarves. I just like elves a whole lot more.

 

[Shade]

I forgot to mention that I think the other PHB races can go to Baator.

 

[Ilium]

I heard a brilliant rendition of "Anything you can do I can do better" as sung by Legolas and Gimli. At one point Gimli says

Any hair you can grow
I can grow triple
Kneecaps to nipples
I'm hairier than you

I think that sums it up. Dwarves all the way!

 

[DangerDwarf]

Dwarves all the way.

Who cares about the limp wristed, pointy eared, leafeaters?

Although, I will admit that elven men are often far prettier than human women...but that aint a good thing now is it?

 

[el-remmen]

As my friend Sean once said to me, "In a world of only either elf lovers or dwarf lovers, you are a gnome lover."

 

[mcrow]

I say Dwarves.

Though I have no beard, I like my Kek, and am build somewhat like dwarf.

plus they just kewler!

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

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I will be by shortly with the instruments of torture to extract your true preference.