Elves or Dwarves?

[Angel Tarragon]

To reiterate: Elves are a bunch of wussy flower-eaters with little to no value.

You forget: Elves excel at swordplay and magic!

Favored Class: Duskblade

 

[Moon-Lancer]

Ok, get this, Elves are SO cool, that they had to make dwarves mechanically superior in 3.5 in order for people to even consider to play them. They also had to take away the true power of elves in 3.5 or everyone would have played as them. Although that’s ok. Now they are ultra elite.

 

[Laman Stahros]

Illumians rule!

Down with the old races! Now is the time for the new races to rise up against the oppressive dominace of these old fading races. They have had their time, now they should go away. It is time for the Illumian race to rise to their rightful dominace!

 

[pogre]

Elves hang out at the country club.

Dwarves hang out at the tavern.

I'll see you at the tavern!

 

[megamania]

Dwarves kick elven butt!

 

[megamania]

Down with the old races! Now is the time for the new races to rise up against the oppressive dominace of these old fading races. They have had their time, now they should go away. It is time for the Illumian race to rise to their rightful dominace!

by the gods... I feared you were going to refer to Gnomes.......

 

[Templetroll]

Baruk Khazad! Khazad aimenu!

Birthright did elves well, making their reaction to humanity range from hatred to mere abhorrance due to the humanity's having taken the instruction of magic and used it to force elves off land and destroyed the forests for humanity's benefit. Dwarves were still cooler because they had dense bones and flesh.

Yeah, dwarf is the way to go.

 

[megamania]

You forget: Elves excel at swordplay and magic!

Favored Class: Duskblade

Dwarven excel at opening cans of whoop butt!

Gimme a battle axe and a war cry from the war cleric.

 

[Templetroll]

But what self-loving dwarf would even WANT to be at disneyland, anyways?
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Oooohh, Space Mountain, dude! and how many elves get to co-habitate with cute little brunettes?

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Dwarven excel at opening cans of whoop butt!

Gimme a battle axe and a war cry from the war cleric.

My elven duskblade can take your dwarven war cleric anyday!!