*Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding*
Felix: We have a SPLIT DECISION! The judges rule 2 to 1 in favor of ... DKUK!
*crowd goes loopy*
Felix: Well Jerry, I suspected that the warm british beer would quickly take out the ajanders ninja squad. What I didn't know is that the lazer light show was only a prelude to DKUK's secred weapon: Eddie Izzard. Having Eddie pop up next to the stage in his Executive Transvestite suit holding cake in one hand and a scythe in the other was simply brilliant. The ninja squad couldn't hold it together, and the cake left ajanders visibly shaken. Quite a show.
Lawler: But, but, but there were plenty of good chairs lying around...
Felix: And let's hope there are plenty of chairs next time at Mor's-mania III: Revenge. We'd like to thank our contestants, our host, our judges, our fans, and most especially our champion: DKUK! For Jerry Lawler, this is Felix saying goodnight from the Superdome! See you next time folks!