Winners in BOLD
Northern Division
#1 Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring (2001) vs #16 Shrek (2001)
#8 Monty Python & the Holy Grail (1975) vs #9 Twelve Monkeys (1995)
#5 The Matrix (1999) vs #12 Pirates of the Caribbean (2003)
#4 City of Lost Children (1995) vs #13 Pete's Dragon (1977)
#6 Ghostbusters (1984) vs #11 Carrie (1976)
#3 Indiana Jones & the Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) vs #14 Hellboy (2004)
#7 Galaxy Quest (1999) vs #10 Time Bandits (1981)
#2 Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) vs #15 Shaun of the Dead (2004)
Eastern Division
#1 Alien (1979) vs #16 Fallen (1998)
#8 Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000) vs #9 The Haunting (1963)
#5 Spiderman (2002) vs #12 Metropolis (1927)
#4 Robocop (1987) vs #13 Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
#6 Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) vs #11 The Fifth Element (1997)
#3 Sleeping Beauty (1959) vs #14 Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)
#7 20,000 Leagues under the Sea (1954) vs #10 Dragonslayer (1981)
#2 Aliens (1986) vs #15 Dark City (1998)
Southern Division
#1 Brazil (1985) vs #16 Cube (1997)
#8 Star Wars Episode IV (1977) vs #9 The Exorcist (1973)
#5 Princess Bride (1987) vs #12 Big Trouble in Little China (1986)
#4 Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992) vs #13 Akira (1987)
#6 Hellraiser (1987) vs #11 Total Recall (1990)
#3 The Mummy (1999) vs #14 The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938)
#7 Planet of the Apes (1968) vs #10 Minority Report (2002)
#2 Dr. Strangelove (1964) vs #15 High Plains Drifter (1973)
Western Division
#1 Bladerunner (1982) vs #16 The Scarlet Pimpernel (1934)
#8 Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) vs #9 Batman (1989)
#5 The Thing (1982) vs #12 Sleepy Hollow (1999)
#4 King Kong (1933) vs #13 The Seventh Seal (1957)
#6 Camelot (1967) vs #11 Nosferatu (1922)
#3 Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980) vs #14 Conan the Barbarian (1982)
#7 Frankenstein (1931) vs #10 Phantom of the Opera (1924)
#2 Three Musketeers (1973) vs #15 Spirited Away (2001)
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Ok, I'm only going to talk about my "upset" picks. But before I do that, I want to know the name and address of the thrice-cursed blaggard that made me choose twixt Conan and Empire. Damned be ye, unto the 7th generation!
Northern Division
#9 Twelve Monkeys (1995)
--This was the first movie I saw that hinted that Brad was more than a female draw, and led the way to his performance in Fight Club, which is notably absent from these brackets.
#13 Pete's Dragon (1977)
--Childhood memories. What else can I say?
#10 Time Bandits (1981)
--Best ending ever. Parents dead, killed by ultimate evil. And midgets.
#15 Shaun of the Dead (2004)
--Defeating the minions of hell with a cricket bat. Great English comedy.
Eastern Division
#11 The Fifth Element (1997)
--This movie makes no sense, but it isn't at all ashamed of it. Great action adventure. And Mr. Shadow calls the human henchman on the telephone. Great flick.
#10 Dragonslayer (1981)
--This is Dungeons and Dragons. And the King at the end is proclaimed "Dragonslayer"; very appropriate.
Southern Division
#12 Big Trouble in Little China (1986)
--"Black blood of the earth, you mean oil?" "No, I mean Black Blood of the Earth!" Seven demon bags and the Three Storms. And he doesn't kiss Gracy Law at the end. "Nope." As incredible as PB is, the non-serious/seriousness of this flick wins.
#11 Total Recall (1990)
--My father took me to see this in theater. When I was 10. I have a great dad, and this is a much more fun move than Hellraiser.
#15 High Plains Drifter (1973)
--In the frist five minutes on screen, the Drifter kills three men and rapes a woman. And makes a midget mayor. It was the midget that tipped me.
Western Division
#9 Batman (1989)
--Keaton as Batman opened up comic books for me. And Nicholson as the Joker still beats pretty much every other villan out there.
#12 Sleepy Hollow (1999)
--Johnny Depp showing his stuff. The characters were interesting, and it was a good interpretation of a fairly well-worn and unexciting halloween story.
#13 The Seventh Seal (1957)
--DEATH playing chess. Von Sydow wasn't a shlub either.
#11 Nosferatu (1922)
--Dracula stands up by virtue of his Will. Scary friggin scene. I also loved Shadow of the Vampire, which honors this work.
#14 Conan the Barbarian (1982)
--Damn you. Damn you. Damn you. I will meet you. I will have you driven before me. And I will hear the lamentation of your woman.
#10 Phantom of the Opera (1924)
--Passion. Much more compelling than the tag-lined Bram Stoker's Dracula, "Love Never Dies".
#15 Spirited Away (2001)
--Clever, compelling, mirthful and magical. If small motes of dust can evoke emotion, then the rest of the work is even more impressive.