Ranking the Star Treks

I think I'd cautiously put Strange New Worlds on top, after considering how many middling episodes there really are in all the series made for broadcast television. I mean TNG is my nostalgic favorite and it barely has any good episodes until season 3.

But Strange New Worlds could blossom into the absolute platonic ideal of Star Trek and it still wouldn't get me to continue my Paramount+ subscription once the current season is done.
 

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Nah, it's not flawless. I love it, and it's the best Trek in a long, long, long time, but there are things about it which bug me.
Sure. The context is that I was creating a hypothetical for the premise that even if it were perfect I'm done with paying a monthly fee to the Paramount Global / Skydance Media conglomerate after this season finishes, not proposing that perfection was actually achievable.
 

Strange New Worlds has made me happy to be a Star Trek fan again, after years of looking at the mess the franchise was in and sighing.

I mean, I liked the Kelvin timeline movies for what they were- Trek for the masses. Made to entertain, if not inspire. But far from the worst Trek has to offer.

I mean, I love TOS and TAS, even as hokey as those shows could be. TNG had to work hard to earn my love, but it got there. DS9 as well (though I admit, I was distracted at the time by the other sci fi classic set aboard a space station...).

But Voyager? Ugh. Enterprise? How you could have a show starring Scott Bakula and make me dislike it? Double ugh!

Discovery, between creating this Mary Sue rebel character and the whole "did we steal the Tardigrades and the Spore Drive from someone else" debacle, plus being a streaming service exclusive, really bummed me out.

Picard...was...a show.

Lower Decks was at least amusing, and I got a chuckle out of the love letters to the fandom ("Chief Miles O'Brien is the most important member of Starfleet!", indeed!).

But when SNW came out, I heard people gush about it. Then I finally gave Paramount my money (I still feel scummy about it) and was floored. Sure, not every episode hits. But the production values, the acting, the character dynamics- it was all great. But what really won me over (even more so than Ansom Mount's massive Charisma score!) was the sense I got that the showrunners actually care about the show and it's fandom. They treat the subject matter with a lot more seriousness than I've come to expect in the past couple decades. So if this isn't the pinnacle of Star Trek, I'm not sure what is. "Ad Aspera per Aspera" is at least the equal of "The Measure of a Man" (and possibly better- I know, you can stop hissing at me in Klingon, I'm a heretic).

The show has learned from many of the lessons (often painful ones) from the past. It's only flaw is, as a prequel series, it has to dance with the sacred timeline. We know Spock isn't going to die, for example. We're going to see a lot of characters and events happen out of sequence (I'm waiting for Tribbles, lol). But I think that's ok. As someone who grew up with Star Trek, from syndication of TOS as a kid on, I think it's ok to retell these stories, as long as we stay true to the vision of what the show is about.

IDIC, a hope for a better future, and to boldly go where no one has gone before.

Live long and prosper, everyone.
 

Ok, let’s do characters with different actors. It’s worth noting that I mostly started watching Trek as a child with the TOS films, so I imprinted on those versions of the TOS characters are to some degree. I’ll only do the ones with three actors.

Kirk: Paul Wesley > Chris Pine > William Shatner

Honestly not my favourite character anyway - an arrogant condescending 60s liberal who hardens as he gets older and is constantly trying to recapture his golden years, the very essence of OK Boomer for me (of course, Shatner isn’t a boomer, but that’s how the character feels). So I’ve never liked Shatner in the role (or almost any role), and so to the bottom he goes. Pine is OK, but he’s basically Chris Pine, it never feels like he’s inhabiting the part. Paul Wesley hasn’t appeared a lot on SNW and is a minor character, which helps, but he does very well with what he’s given - the emergent Kirk, cocky but yet to justify that confidence.

Spock: Leonard Nimoy = Ethan Peck > Zachary Quinto

By contrast, I think all three Spock actors have done an outstanding job of inhabiting and interpreting the character. Nimoy is probably just ahead on longevity and interpretation of the character over time, but Peck is superb as the emotionally confused and conflicted Spock, not yet the mature and mostly stable adult Nimoy. Quinto is excellent as a very focused interpretation who’s arguably more the protagonist than his Kirk.

Uhura: Celia Rose Gooding = Nichelle Nichols > Zoe Saldana

I love Gooding’s insecure but developing, joyful, philologist, musical version of Uhura, but of course Nichols is the OG and did outstandingly with the occasionally thankless part she was given as the ship’s secretary. Not as thankless as Saldana’s part - Saldana is an excellent actress but hampered by the terrible script.

I won’t do Scotty because I just haven’t seen enough of the SNW version of him. Briefly on the others - Urban is superb but beaten out by McCoy’s original, ditto with Yelchin and Koenig, and honestly both Cho and Pegg are travesties.
 


I’m just gonna get it out there, I do not like DS9. I see why others do. But I don’t need a Star Trek war story, and the whole show misses the “Wagon Train in space” je ne se quois that makes Trek so good imo.

So for me: 1. Strange New Worlds
2. TOS
3. Lower Decks
4. TNG
5. Voyager

At the absolute bottom of the barrel would be Discovery and Section 31. I haven’t seen Enterprise so I can’t comment. It’s on my to watch list.

Best movies are 2, 4, and 6.
 

I’m just gonna get it out there, I do not like DS9. I see why others do. But I don’t need a Star Trek war story, and the whole show misses the “Wagon Train in space” je ne se quois that makes Trek so good imo.
That interesting since DS9 easily became my favorite for ditching the je ne se quois of wagon train episodic TV of yesteryear. I thought Voyager and Enterprise a step in the wrong direction. Though, I get thats trek for many folks and why they like Strange New Worlds so much, even though it was just ok.

I guess i'm the mirror universe version with a goatee and is much more fun at parties.

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