"Fat Sal please, Midias, Fat Sal. I understand you have been engaged by that odious little toadling Huffgood to track down the thieves who are causing the good merchants to loose so much sleep. I don't know who they are if I did they'd be dead, or at least squirming in agony wishing they were."
He pauses to take a mouthful of turkey and continues, spraying poultry as he speaks,
"I do know a few things though. Though I wouldn't trust the watch's assessment that nobody left the district during the nights of at least two of the robberies is correct I can confirm it, my boys are less likely to fall asleep on watch - they have more to, ah, motivate them to stay wary."
Another bite,
"Now you are probably saying to yourselves, but why has not Fat Sal dealt with these interlopers upon his rightful territory as the Fisher's representive in this area? And I shall answer your implied question. Politics gentlemen, I could send in my boys, but loyal thieves are rarer than Orc Bards; and I could call in reinforcements from the Fishers, but to do so would make me appear weak and when one is a shark letting ones blood touchthe water is never a wise move."
He belches loudly and winces placeing a stubby fingered hand upon the left side of his chest,
"Your Pardon. In anycase I can offer you information, I know more about most of these Merchants than their own mothers do. I can tell you that Huffgood sees whores, or that Perkiss is in debt up to his eye balls, that Mertoff likes to view reality from a distance. And if you are prepared to come to me before taking on the thieves should you discover them, or at least before you go to anyone else afterwards I will make it more than worth your while."
Sal reaches into a pocket and extracts a small silver box from which he takes a pill which he then swallows.
"Ah that's better. Well? Questions comments?"